I get sick every single time I visit Canberra without fail. Without fail. So no, I don't want to live here.
Also have you BEEN to Canberra? It's not a city, it's three towns strapped together with a cesspit in the middle (parliament house)
Canberra is what happens when tope and tan suits becomes a place.
Canberra is like that one shoebox that is kind of sturdy looking so you don't throw it out, but really it just is an empty waste of space
Canberra is like biting into a pork pie and just getting the gelatin bit.
Canberra is like dehydrated diet suburbia.
Canberra's highlights are shopping malls.
Canberra is like everyone ordered mcMansions, but mom said we have food at home
Canberra is like vanilla yoghurt without the sugar. Or vanilla. Or yoghurt.
Canberra isn't a capital city, it's just a bunch of towns in a raincoat.
Canberra is to cities what grit is to sex.
Canberra- if you could build the embodiment of disappointment in bricks and mortar, it would look like Canberra.
Guess where I am stuck?
Canberra travel adverts are like... yeah, look, my boss gave me this assignment and we all know the place bites, so... I dunno... do you like war memorials and racism?
Canberra exists solely because nobody could be bothered to resolve the squabbling over if Sydney or Melbourne should be Capital and just kinda make a shitty compromise.
It remains true to that vision.
It remains true to that vision.
Canberra is like when your partner lets out an impressive fart and then you try to match it but yours sounds like nothing at the time... but later...
Canberra is the city equivalent of that beige ball of packing tape that gets stuck to your fingers.
Canberra feels like you digging around in your cupboard for food but only finding an out of date microwave rice satchet and a can of cauliflower.
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