Maan knows Everybody
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Professor and Maan Sb were friends for a long time. Maan Sb always used to brag that "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
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Professor and Maan Sb were friends for a long time. Maan Sb always used to brag that "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
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Tired of this, one day Professor decided to call his bluff, "OK, Maan, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas prof, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Maan and Professor fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
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"No dramas prof, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Maan and Professor fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
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"Maan! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a coffee!"
Although impressed, Professor is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Maan that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Maan says.
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Although impressed, Professor is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Maan that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Maan says.
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President Biden, Professor quickly retorts
"Yup," Maan says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Biden spots Maan on the tour and motions him and Professor over, saying, "Maan, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting,
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"Yup," Maan says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Biden spots Maan on the tour and motions him and Professor over, saying, "Maan, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting,
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but you and your friend come on in and let's have a drink first and catch up."
Well, Professor is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Maan, who again implores him to name anyone else.
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Well, Professor is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Maan, who again implores him to name anyone else.
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"Pope Francis," Professor replies.
"Sure!" says Maan Sb. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Maan and Professor are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Maan says,
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"Sure!" says Maan Sb. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Maan and Professor are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Maan says,
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"This will never work, I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
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Sure enough, half an hour later Maan sb emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Maan sb returns, he finds that Professor has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
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Making his way to Professors' side, Maan asks him, "What happened?"
Professor looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the f_ck is there on the balcony with Maan Sahib?'
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Professor looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the f_ck is there on the balcony with Maan Sahib?'
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