“To my great surprise, suddenly I found myself blowing out a number of candles in what appeared to be a spontaneous birthday party arranged by my wife, at which our interior designer happened to be present.” 
She’s going to make it worse isn’t she.
He only ever seems to stay at a party for ten minutes, it’s so rude.
Did staff in hospitals or care homes have surprise cake parties of 30 people for peoples’ birthdays?
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