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Jan 24 4 tweets 1 min read
“To my great surprise, suddenly I found myself blowing out a number of candles in what appeared to be a spontaneous birthday party arranged by my wife, at which our interior designer happened to be present.”
She’s going to make it worse isn’t she.
He only ever seems to stay at a party for ten minutes, it’s so rude.
Did staff in hospitals or care homes have surprise cake parties of 30 people for peoples’ birthdays?

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Jan 24
Who amongst us hasn’t invited our interior designer in for birthday cake and nibbles during an illegal social gathering whilst she was busy installing gold wallpaper paid for by a political donor, the details of which we told our ethics advisor we had forgotten.
#JohnsonMustGo
Remember how shocked and furious he was when he heard there had been, er, one party. 🤦🏻‍♂️
New logo:

The Conservative 🎉
Read 13 tweets
Jan 23
2017, and still completely correct. It’s time for some grown ups.
#JohnsonMustGo #BrexitHasFailed #BrexitShambles #BrexitDisaster
Always astounding that people can’t simultaneously agree with Blair on Brexit and disagree with him on Iraq at the same time.
Read 4 tweets
Jan 22
There is no government.

Everyone in it is dealing full time with either bullying or blackmailing, being bullied or blackmailed, or denying there’s any bullying or blackmailing.

This isn’t how you run a country facing vast challenges, mostly created by the very same people.
No EU countries are currently dealing with endless allegations about or formal enquiries into their governments’ lockdown breaking drunken antics. We look so bloody awful. Again. This regime has totally demolished our reputation as a serious nation. #JohnsonOut #JohnsonMustGo
Read 4 tweets
Jan 21
What the f*** is this.
Oh
Read 5 tweets
Jan 20
💥 💥
My god. They’ve now managed to create an even bigger scandal. This is huge. Really huge.
#JohnsonMustGo #JohnsonOut
This MP is a Brexiteer too, not exactly some left wing Tory rebel. Asks colleagues to go to the Police. Incredible.
A Tory committee chair asking his own colleagues to report his party to the police over blackmail and intimidation, would you like a different government yet?
Read 12 tweets
Jan 17
I’ve just watched some of the clips of Nadine Dorries ‘debating’ in Parliament today.

If you’ve put someone like that in charge of your nation’s culture you’ve basically conceded it no longer has one.

Truly pitiful.
#ToryBritain #ToriesOut #JohnsonMustGo #idiocracy
Populism isn’t very popular.
They constantly purport to speak on behalf of the ordinary neglected silent British voter but the vast majority of ordinary neglected silent British voters want to be governed by anyone but the Tory Party. Our voting system is a total farce, a dark comedy of errors. #ToriesOut
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