Who amongst us hasn’t invited our interior designer in for birthday cake and nibbles during an illegal social gathering whilst she was busy installing gold wallpaper paid for by a political donor, the details of which we told our ethics advisor we had forgotten. #JohnsonMustGo
Remember how shocked and furious he was when he heard there had been, er, one party. 🤦🏻♂️
Are the 54 letters being delivered by Hermes, it’s taking a long time.
The Prime Minister has lost all authority, any remaining credibility, and the trust of the electorate that put him in office. For as long as this remains the case, we have no global standing or influence, at a time when we need it the most on many fronts.
It can’t continue.
Even Murdoch’s bored of the clown 🤡
Pretty clear innit. January 2021.
Spare a thought for Sue Gray, currently suffering the worst essay crisis in the history of humanity.
So far at these parties, the PM has been personally ‘introduced’ to a quiz, a Christmas hat, a cake, wine, cheese, nibbles, a wine cooler and his interior designer. It’s like a festival in there. #JohnsonMustGo
If this all now drags on it may save Johnson for a bit but the ongoing police investigation, all its leaks, twists & turns will obliterate the Tories for a generation.
They’d be smart to get a fresh leader in but their entire brand proposition is sneering idiocy so they won’t.
We’re basically like Italy under Berlusconi now.
The irony of the PM’s time in office being extended by World War 3 is that he is absolutely the last person you’d want anywhere near such a delicate situation. #JohnsonMustGo
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“To my great surprise, suddenly I found myself blowing out a number of candles in what appeared to be a spontaneous birthday party arranged by my wife, at which our interior designer happened to be present.”
She’s going to make it worse isn’t she.
He only ever seems to stay at a party for ten minutes, it’s so rude.
Everyone in it is dealing full time with either bullying or blackmailing, being bullied or blackmailed, or denying there’s any bullying or blackmailing.
This isn’t how you run a country facing vast challenges, mostly created by the very same people.
No EU countries are currently dealing with endless allegations about or formal enquiries into their governments’ lockdown breaking drunken antics. We look so bloody awful. Again. This regime has totally demolished our reputation as a serious nation. #JohnsonOut#JohnsonMustGo
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My god. They’ve now managed to create an even bigger scandal. This is huge. Really huge. #JohnsonMustGo#JohnsonOut
This MP is a Brexiteer too, not exactly some left wing Tory rebel. Asks colleagues to go to the Police. Incredible.
A Tory committee chair asking his own colleagues to report his party to the police over blackmail and intimidation, would you like a different government yet?
They constantly purport to speak on behalf of the ordinary neglected silent British voter but the vast majority of ordinary neglected silent British voters want to be governed by anyone but the Tory Party. Our voting system is a total farce, a dark comedy of errors. #ToriesOut