Back in the days, there used to be this fabric called Jacquard, but Yoruba people call it Up NEPA. So this man was literally wearing that cloth everyday. Who knows, that was all he had left perhaps but this lady was always laughing at the him.
Each time she sees him coming, she would say Baba Up NEPA. So he decided to teach her a lesson one day. Immediately she saw him coming, she said "Up NEPA" and the man said "Má ke kiri" 😂

In English this means " Be crying about". Since that very moment she ran mad.
She started shouting Up NEPA, she became known all around that vicinity as Up NEPA. She spent month and a few years in Neuropsychiatric hospital Aro Abeokuta and nothing they could do.

Her families traveled from Abk to Osun to meet an Ifá priest that eventually helped them.
Science has never denied the existence of supernatural forces.

In every nonsense you do and say in the name of woke, remember this is Africa.

Nigerians wey dey call person for Yankee back to naija without dialing their number 😂😂

Telepathic ayé 😂
May we not offend who will not forgive us

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