Thread by @CRawkeen

Back in university,there's a place in my hall of residence called Westside. It's a spot where smokers smoke in peace.The day my gf came to say high to me and saw me coming from that direction, it took me the entire semester to explain to her that I don't smoke. Baby mio fagbo seh

Meanwhile some students then would rather go to Westside to do shot put too because of the condition of the toilets in the hall then. So I think she discussed with her male friend that told her I could possibly have gone there to shot put too 😂

So she thought it over again and decided to ping me on BBM. This happened after avoiding me for like three weeks lórí igbó 😂. Me that have never touched weed in my entire life.

Well,I opened the chat "hey, so if you're saying you didn't go there to smoke, are you saying you went there to shot put? I started wondering. How did she know about life in our hall of residence all the way from your female hostel? I never discussed anything of such with her

In my mind I thought the chat was a way to reconcile with me so I read and didn't reply. I mean after snubbing me for three weeks? Nah, you can't rubbish an Ekiti man like that.I started my own agidi too. She called and I didn't pick too. I don't like nonsense 🙄

Even though I really wanted to pick up, this ego will not allow me. So one evening, I decided to stroll down off-campus to see my friends. On my way back, rather than taking a cab to my hall of residence directly from the school gate, I chose to trek

Why do I want to trek?Her hall of residence is just down the road, so I was hoping I could see her outside and snub her 😂.Deep down,what I wanted to do was actually see the face cos I had missed her,but I was also ready to fight the urge to stop to talk to her if I ever saw her

It was around 8 PM, most of these girls come outside to hang out with their male friends and sugar daddies. You'd see them all loitering around the bus stop with their bfs and toasters. So, fortune smiled at me, and I saw her. I was going to make a straight face but then...

I saw someone talking to her, a male student. Haa! Immediately I started sweating profusely 😂. I didn't realise how much I loved her until I saw the possibility of losing her finally. She didn't see me but I saw her.The way she was smiling blushing was infuriating me.

So I told myself...should I just be going to the hostel and call her tonight? I started trekking down but looked back again and saw them hugged 😭😭😭! Noooo! I'm not going to the hostel 😂, I made a U turn instantly.I sipped my coke to step down so I don't bash this guy tonight

Well, my inner man told me, Jide ni sùúrù ó, remember SDC ó. Meanwhile, at that moment I was standing directly opposite the SDC office, so the message was explicit. If you overreact here, you might wear your convocation gown earlier than expected. I obeyed the voice and calmed

I mean it'd be so sad that I'm being rusticated because of love. Owo alata owó oniru 😂😂😂. So I walked slowly towards them. Immediately she saw me, she rushed down to hug me. I was perceiving your smell but i looked around and didn't see anything that looks like you..she said.

Well, I've been around waiting here for you to be through with your newfound love. I came to end the rift and take my woman back but I guess a new love is here. Love? Who? She laughed aloud and dragged me towards the guy, Uncle Tee, meet my boyfriend Jide!

In my mind, I was like, "Are you whining me right now "? 😂😂. As I moved closer, I saw that this person looked much older and married. He stretched his hand to shake me but instead,I bent a little and said,"Good evening sir". The man said you're the one giving her headache abi

She has told me about you, but when I asked about you tonight, she said you've been acting up! When I heard that, I finally believed he was her uncle 😂. I became more friendly. After everything, the man bade us goodbye and squeezed 5K in my pocket 😂 correct guy.

As we held hands and strolled down to get Kuti Burger, she asked again, so what did you go and do in Westside? 😂

You this girl will never forget. Okay ó. I went to collect the key from my room mate who happened to be a Westsider cos I lost my own key already. 😂 😅. Mio fagbo

Guys you all need to buy real estate so I can marry this girl this year 😭. If Don Jazzy had married Rihanna all this while Asaprocky wouldn't have impregnated her ó. Don't let my case be like Don Jazzy's case abeg 😂

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