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Mar 2 22 tweets 8 min read
I hate that I still have to do Covid threads but evidently I still have to do Covid threads.

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I'm still exactly 100% this person, I apologize for none of it and I'm just as confused as I've ever been about just what team many of y'all think *you're* on. All I can do is shake my damned head some days. The whiskey helps. /7
Just imagine having gone through all this LESS THAN A YEAR AGO and then setting Alberta up for the EXACT SAME DEADLY STUPID FAILURE. Somehow this man, his party, their recklessness/stupidity keeps managing to surprise me /8 #abpoli #cdnpoli #ableg #yyc
Do you have any idea how tired I am drawing pictures of easily predictable disasters for the insane crayon-wielders in charge of this province? Of course you do. It doesn't take anything special to predict this stuff. It's ridiculously simple but here we go again 🤡🙄/9 Image
Same predictable results. Same dumb excuses. Same lies. Same lame strawman arguments. Same hiding behind Hinshaw. You name it. We've lived it and we get to live through the whole damned dumb thing all over again in even slower motion than last time. Goddamned exhausted. Numb. /10 Image
Grocery store mask-use dropping to spring 2020 levels, ~ 1 in 20. I can only marvel. I've not yet come to terms with a central realization of the Covid age: a great many of us can't be bothered with our *own* wellbeing let alone anybody else's. I'm just gonna keep maskin' /11 Image
Imagine it's 2022 and you're still asking this question like the answer hasn't been widely available for literally years now. /13 🤡🙄 Image
You're gonna OWN those numbers @PierrePoilievre. You're going to ask all of Canada to be their Prime Minister (not just your base & not just your party) & our 1st question back to you'll be "how many of us have you killed already?" Canada is WAY MORE than your dazed bozo base /15 Image
This movie writes itself /16 nytimes.com/2022/03/07/hea…
To some people this is the most insane thing I could ever, ever, EVER say /18 Image
Hey don't mind me, just looking to avoid a little brain damage /19 Image
Am I still a "sheep" if I wore a mask BEFORE the government agreed it was the right thing and AFTER the government gave up? /20 Image
Exactly. And if you don't like it I assure you I *don't* care. /21
I'm not #LivingInFear, I'm taking reasonable steps to manage unnecessary risk, otherwise known as being an adult. /22 Image

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