99 hours of voting to go,
99 hours of votes!
So call up your Mum and say
‘Vote out the scum!’
There are 99 hours of voting to go.
99 hours of votes!
So call up your Mum and say
‘Vote out the scum!’
There are 99 hours of voting to go.
98 hours of voting to go,
98 hours of votes!
This Saturday at six
Polls will close on these pricks!
There are 98 hours of voting to go.
98 hours of votes!
This Saturday at six
Polls will close on these pricks!
There are 98 hours of voting to go.
97 hours of voting to go,
97 hours of votes!
Oh how Shane Bazzi fought!
And Dutton got screwed in court!
With just 97 hours of voting to go.
97 hours of votes!
Oh how Shane Bazzi fought!
And Dutton got screwed in court!
With just 97 hours of voting to go.
96 hours of voting to go,
96 hours of votes!
In a last desperate gambit
Scott… waved around a pamphlet
With 96 hours of voting to go!
(Special limited edition video accompaniment just for @varietygarage, my favourite bestworst #VoteSlam poet).
96 hours of votes!
In a last desperate gambit
Scott… waved around a pamphlet
With 96 hours of voting to go!
(Special limited edition video accompaniment just for @varietygarage, my favourite bestworst #VoteSlam poet).
95 hours of voting to go,
95 hours to vote!
Since he will not retire
We’ll #FireTheLiar!
There are 95 hours of voting to go.
95 hours to vote!
Since he will not retire
We’ll #FireTheLiar!
There are 95 hours of voting to go.
94 hours of voting to go,
94 hours to vote!
Don’t let the Libs dupe ya
By taxing your super!
With 94 hours of voting to go!
#ScottsSuperTax
94 hours to vote!
Don’t let the Libs dupe ya
By taxing your super!
With 94 hours of voting to go!
#ScottsSuperTax
93 hours of voting to go,
93 hours to vote!
Call up a friend
Say “This shit’s gotta end!”
Just 93 hours of voting to go!
93 hours to vote!
Call up a friend
Say “This shit’s gotta end!”
Just 93 hours of voting to go!
92 hours of voting to go!
That’s 92 hours to vote!
Make them regret,
When they doubled the debt
(Which happened BEFORE
COVID darkened our shore)
(And round our neck like a stone,
has just steadily grown)
Just 92 hours of voting to go!
That’s 92 hours to vote!
Make them regret,
When they doubled the debt
(Which happened BEFORE
COVID darkened our shore)
(And round our neck like a stone,
has just steadily grown)
Just 92 hours of voting to go!
91 hours of voting to go,
91 hours of votes!
Quick, vote! Scurry! Hurry!
Before more raw curry!
With 91 hours of voting to go!
(The raw curry thing will annoy Scott more than anything else, I reckon. “It was the light, the skin!” he’ll tell his grandkids on his death bed.)
91 hours of votes!
Quick, vote! Scurry! Hurry!
Before more raw curry!
With 91 hours of voting to go!
(The raw curry thing will annoy Scott more than anything else, I reckon. “It was the light, the skin!” he’ll tell his grandkids on his death bed.)
90 hours of voting remaining,
90 hours to vote!
Clean all the louse
out of Parliament House!
There are 90 hours of voting to go!
#PutLNPLast
90 hours to vote!
Clean all the louse
out of Parliament House!
There are 90 hours of voting to go!
#PutLNPLast
89 hours of voting to go,
89 hours to vote!
We need a disruption
from all this corruption!
Just 89 hours of voting to go!
89 hours to vote!
We need a disruption
from all this corruption!
Just 89 hours of voting to go!
88 hours of voting to go,
88 hours to vote!
Scott was leaked debate Qs
But still managed to lose! 😂
There are 88 hours of voting to go!
88 hours to vote!
Scott was leaked debate Qs
But still managed to lose! 😂
There are 88 hours of voting to go!
87 hours of voting to go,
87 hours to vote!
We don’t think, we know.
If he won’t leave he. can. go.
With 87 hours of voting to go!
87 hours to vote!
We don’t think, we know.
If he won’t leave he. can. go.
With 87 hours of voting to go!
86 hours of voting to go,
86 hours to vote!
The PM can’t be returned.
He was in Hawaii while we burned!
There are 86 hours of voting to go.
86 hours to vote!
The PM can’t be returned.
He was in Hawaii while we burned!
There are 86 hours of voting to go.
85 hours of voting to go,
85 hours to vote!
Their leader’s ‘learned not to care’
Vote the Libs outta there!
85 hours of voting to go.
85 hours to vote!
Their leader’s ‘learned not to care’
Vote the Libs outta there!
85 hours of voting to go.
84 hours of voting to go,
84 hours to vote!
Scott’s useless at sports
But he’s devious with rorts.
84 hours of voting to go!
84 hours to vote!
Scott’s useless at sports
But he’s devious with rorts.
84 hours of voting to go!
83 hours of voting to go,
Just 83 hours to vote!
Who bought Christian Porter?
We don’t know, but we oughtta!
With 83 hours of voting to go!
theguardian.com/australia-news…
Just 83 hours to vote!
Who bought Christian Porter?
We don’t know, but we oughtta!
With 83 hours of voting to go!
theguardian.com/australia-news…
82 hours of voting to go.
That’s 82 hours to vote!
How is Tudge still a Minister,
with behaviour so sinister!?
82 hours of voting to go!
abc.net.au/news/2021-12-0…
That’s 82 hours to vote!
How is Tudge still a Minister,
with behaviour so sinister!?
82 hours of voting to go!
abc.net.au/news/2021-12-0…
81 hours of voting to go!
81 hours to vote!
We’re not gonna miss ‘em
When they’re thrown out of Chisholm!
(Here’s a picture of TISM,
and one of a prism)
There are 81 hours of voting to go!
81 hours to vote!
We’re not gonna miss ‘em
When they’re thrown out of Chisholm!
(Here’s a picture of TISM,
and one of a prism)
There are 81 hours of voting to go!
80 hours of voting to go,
80 hours to vote!
“Neglect. Neglect. Neglect.”
What else do you expect,
From the Libs with their
Billionaire mates to protect?
Just 80 hours of voting to go!
#AgedCareCrisis #LNPMassiveFail #auspol
80 hours to vote!
“Neglect. Neglect. Neglect.”
What else do you expect,
From the Libs with their
Billionaire mates to protect?
Just 80 hours of voting to go!
#AgedCareCrisis #LNPMassiveFail #auspol
79 hours of voting to go,
79 hours to vote!
Pull the greedy pigs from the trough,
All Abetz are off!
With 79 hours of voting to go!
#AllAbetzAreOff #ItsTime
79 hours to vote!
Pull the greedy pigs from the trough,
All Abetz are off!
With 79 hours of voting to go!
#AllAbetzAreOff #ItsTime
https://twitter.com/TamePunk/status/1526712641149775873
78 hours of voting to go!
78 hours to vote!
I’ve got so much ‘ambition’
for this coalition!
With 78 hours of voting to go!
#FireTheLiar #FireTheLiarFromTheShire #auspol
78 hours to vote!
I’ve got so much ‘ambition’
for this coalition!
With 78 hours of voting to go!
#FireTheLiar #FireTheLiarFromTheShire #auspol
77 hours of voting to go,
77 hours to vote!
If you haven’t seen this 👇
It’s not one to miss!
Is there a more cowardly being
than the Member for Fleeing?
77 hours of voting to go!
@SquizzSTK #RunForrestRun #auspol
77 hours to vote!
If you haven’t seen this 👇
It’s not one to miss!
Is there a more cowardly being
than the Member for Fleeing?
77 hours of voting to go!
@SquizzSTK #RunForrestRun #auspol
https://twitter.com/SquizzSTK/status/1526722492647505921
76 hours of voting to go,
76 hours to vote!
Scott’s too scared to mingle
with @latingle,
With 76 hours of voting to go!
76 hours to vote!
Scott’s too scared to mingle
with @latingle,
With 76 hours of voting to go!
https://twitter.com/PRGuy17/status/1526754558055047168
75 hours of voting to go,
75 hours to vote!
Vote #AlboForPM
Because Albo’s a gem
and #ItsTime to condemn
the endless mayhem
that we’re getting from them
who stand with the PM.
With 75 hours of voting to go!
75 hours to vote!
Vote #AlboForPM
Because Albo’s a gem
and #ItsTime to condemn
the endless mayhem
that we’re getting from them
who stand with the PM.
With 75 hours of voting to go!
74 hours of voting to go,
74 hours to vote!
Don’t give the media a penny
For that puff piece on Jenny
With 74 hours of voting to go!
#Albo4PM
74 hours to vote!
Don’t give the media a penny
For that puff piece on Jenny
With 74 hours of voting to go!
#Albo4PM
73 hours of voting to go,
73 hours to vote!
31 judges just called
(Because they are appalled)
For a national body
To clean up the shoddy
Behaviour from those
Who so clearly oppose
Any hint of disruption
To their rampant corruption
73 hours of voting to go!
#31Judges #FederalICAC
73 hours to vote!
31 judges just called
(Because they are appalled)
For a national body
To clean up the shoddy
Behaviour from those
Who so clearly oppose
Any hint of disruption
To their rampant corruption
73 hours of voting to go!
#31Judges #FederalICAC
72 hours of voting to go,
72 hours to vote!
“I changed, yes I did!”
Then Scott bulldozed a kid.
This arrogant scrimmage
Did no good for his image.
With 72 hours of voting to go!
#ScottyTheBulldozer #AusVotes2022
72 hours to vote!
“I changed, yes I did!”
Then Scott bulldozed a kid.
This arrogant scrimmage
Did no good for his image.
With 72 hours of voting to go!
#ScottyTheBulldozer #AusVotes2022
https://twitter.com/ElizaEdNews/status/1526820912745844736
71 hours of voting to go!
Just 71 hours to vote!
There’s been no rise in wages
for ages and ages.
There are 71 hours of voting to go!
Just 71 hours to vote!
There’s been no rise in wages
for ages and ages.
There are 71 hours of voting to go!
70 hours of voting to go,
70 hours to vote!
The cost of living* keeps growing,
with no sign of slowing,
and Aussies not knowing
how far this is going.
With 70 hours of voting to go!
*Cost of Liberalling, maybe?
#CostOfLivingCrisis #auspol #AlboForPM
70 hours to vote!
The cost of living* keeps growing,
with no sign of slowing,
and Aussies not knowing
how far this is going.
With 70 hours of voting to go!
*Cost of Liberalling, maybe?
#CostOfLivingCrisis #auspol #AlboForPM
69 hours of voting to go,
69 hours to vote!
Ignore all the trolls.
Ignore all the polls.
Ignore the assholes.
Just focus on goals.
Like calling a mate
(Even one interstate)
And requesting they note
how you think they should vote.
With 69 hours of voting to go!
69 hours to vote!
Ignore all the trolls.
Ignore all the polls.
Ignore the assholes.
Just focus on goals.
Like calling a mate
(Even one interstate)
And requesting they note
how you think they should vote.
With 69 hours of voting to go!
68 hours of voting to go,
68 hours to vote!
Watch this, I plead,
as it details the need
For an ICAC ASAP,
so that somehow mayhap,
We’ll fire every rorter, mate
Even Angus Taylor (for Watergate)
With 68 hours of voting to go
#FederalICACNow #auspol
68 hours to vote!
Watch this, I plead,
as it details the need
For an ICAC ASAP,
so that somehow mayhap,
We’ll fire every rorter, mate
Even Angus Taylor (for Watergate)
With 68 hours of voting to go
#FederalICACNow #auspol
67 hours of voting to go,
67 hours of votes!
Easy
Peasy
Albanese
67 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM #auspol #FireTheLiarFromTheShire
67 hours of votes!
Easy
Peasy
Albanese
67 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM #auspol #FireTheLiarFromTheShire
66 hours of voting to go,
66 hours to vote!
Hope a concession speech is rehearsed
For May 21st
With 66 hours of voting to go!
66 hours to vote!
Hope a concession speech is rehearsed
For May 21st
With 66 hours of voting to go!
65 hours of voting to go,
65 hours to vote!
I’m not even halfway,
And I’ve nothing to say 😬
With 65 hours of voting to go!
65 hours to vote!
I’m not even halfway,
And I’ve nothing to say 😬
With 65 hours of voting to go!
64 hours of voting to go,
64 hours to vote!
Don’t be a silly billy
Kick Scott out of Kirribilli
With 64 hours of voting to go!
64 hours to vote!
Don’t be a silly billy
Kick Scott out of Kirribilli
With 64 hours of voting to go!
63 hours of voting to go,
63 hours to vote!
So call up your sister,
Say “Vote out that Mister!”
With 63 hours of voting go.
#FireTheLiar #PutLNPLast #CrimeMinister
63 hours to vote!
So call up your sister,
Say “Vote out that Mister!”
With 63 hours of voting go.
#FireTheLiar #PutLNPLast #CrimeMinister
62 hours of voting to go,
62 hours to vote!
I’m just catching up from last night.
I hope that’s alright.
We’ve a big day ahead.
Are you all out of bed?
What rorts do you suppose,
we’re still yet to expose?
With 62 hours of voting to go!
62 hours to vote!
I’m just catching up from last night.
I hope that’s alright.
We’ve a big day ahead.
Are you all out of bed?
What rorts do you suppose,
we’re still yet to expose?
With 62 hours of voting to go!
61 hours of voting to go
61 hours to vote!
Albo’s calm, fit and ready
Scott’s increasingly unsteady
With 61 hours of voting to go!
(Side note: If you like some Greens policies more than ALP then put Greens 1st and ALP 2nd. Unless Greens WIN the seat your vote still goes to ALP!
61 hours to vote!
Albo’s calm, fit and ready
Scott’s increasingly unsteady
With 61 hours of voting to go!
(Side note: If you like some Greens policies more than ALP then put Greens 1st and ALP 2nd. Unless Greens WIN the seat your vote still goes to ALP!
60 hours of voting to go,
60 hours to vote!
If it’s not too much to ask,
Could you please wear a mask
When you stand in the queue
It might be me behind you
And my immune system’s shot
So it would help me a lot.
With just 60 hours of voting to go!
#MaskingforaFriend #auspol
60 hours to vote!
If it’s not too much to ask,
Could you please wear a mask
When you stand in the queue
It might be me behind you
And my immune system’s shot
So it would help me a lot.
With just 60 hours of voting to go!
#MaskingforaFriend #auspol
59 hours of voting to go,
59 hours to vote!
And now here’s a large,
HELLO to @tw_poljunk’s mum, Marge!
With 59 hours of voting to go!
59 hours to vote!
And now here’s a large,
HELLO to @tw_poljunk’s mum, Marge!
With 59 hours of voting to go!
58 hours of voting to go,
58 hours to vote!
Those rotten boars and primates
Are not yours or my mates!
(Cool rhyme, huh?)
With 58 hours of voting to go!
58 hours to vote!
Those rotten boars and primates
Are not yours or my mates!
(Cool rhyme, huh?)
With 58 hours of voting to go!
57 hours of voting to go,
57 hours to vote!
Fire the integrity-attackers
with a boot to their clackers.
Yes, expel the slackers,
like at Engadine Maccas
With 57 hours of voting to go!
57 hours to vote!
Fire the integrity-attackers
with a boot to their clackers.
Yes, expel the slackers,
like at Engadine Maccas
With 57 hours of voting to go!
56 hours of voting to go,
That’s 56 hours to vote!
Albo’s more of a leader, it’s easy to see,
Than Morrison’s been, or ever will be!
With 56 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM #FireTheLiar
That’s 56 hours to vote!
Albo’s more of a leader, it’s easy to see,
Than Morrison’s been, or ever will be!
With 56 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM #FireTheLiar
55 hours of voting to go,
55 hours to go!
Accustomed to shirking,
And lurking around smirking,
Scott finds all this ‘working’
A little bit irking!
(Isn’t it all just a little tear-jerking? 🥲)
With 55 hours of voting to go!
55 hours to go!
Accustomed to shirking,
And lurking around smirking,
Scott finds all this ‘working’
A little bit irking!
(Isn’t it all just a little tear-jerking? 🥲)
With 55 hours of voting to go!
https://twitter.com/PRGuy17/status/1527086502424875008
54 hours of voting to go,
54 hours to vote!
Here’s my latest jingle:
Scott’s shit-scared of Tingle,
And his ‘policies’ are thinner than a single Pringle!
With 54 hours of voting to go!
54 hours to vote!
Here’s my latest jingle:
Scott’s shit-scared of Tingle,
And his ‘policies’ are thinner than a single Pringle!
With 54 hours of voting to go!
53
This tweet’s a diss track, acerbic as fuck.
For a weak-as-piss hack; a turd out of luck.
I’m here to say mate: Victoria hates you.
Scott: Come to our state we’ll ignore ya - berate you.
You neglected us - all of you Liberal scum.
Watch out for Saturday. It’s over. You’re done.
This tweet’s a diss track, acerbic as fuck.
For a weak-as-piss hack; a turd out of luck.
I’m here to say mate: Victoria hates you.
Scott: Come to our state we’ll ignore ya - berate you.
You neglected us - all of you Liberal scum.
Watch out for Saturday. It’s over. You’re done.
52 hours of voting to go,
52 hours to vote!
The thread’s back on track
After that strong attack.
With 52 hours of voting to go!
52 hours to vote!
The thread’s back on track
After that strong attack.
With 52 hours of voting to go!
51 hours of voting to go,
51 hours to vote!
Please don’t ever forget,
It was SCOTT’S Robodebt.
51 hours hours of voting to go!
51 hours to vote!
Please don’t ever forget,
It was SCOTT’S Robodebt.
51 hours hours of voting to go!
50 hours of voting to go,
50 hours to vote!
Soon Scott will be gone,
But his debt will drag on.
With 50 hours of voting to go!
50 hours to vote!
Soon Scott will be gone,
But his debt will drag on.
With 50 hours of voting to go!
49 hours of voting to go,
49 hours to vote!
I’m half way through these verses,
With only minimal curses.
Thank you to those who are singing along,
With this shantyesque election countdown song!
49 hours of voting to go!
49 hours to vote!
I’m half way through these verses,
With only minimal curses.
Thank you to those who are singing along,
With this shantyesque election countdown song!
49 hours of voting to go!
(Running 4 hours behind sorry)
48 hours of voting to go,
48 hours to vote!
Check out Dr Monique Ryan
(@Mon4Kooyong)
And get behind what she’s tryin’
With 48 hours of voting to go!
(Amazing to see an independent who isn’t even elected yet doing more than the Treasurer of Aus!)
48 hours of voting to go,
48 hours to vote!
Check out Dr Monique Ryan
(@Mon4Kooyong)
And get behind what she’s tryin’
With 48 hours of voting to go!
(Amazing to see an independent who isn’t even elected yet doing more than the Treasurer of Aus!)
https://twitter.com/Mon4Kooyong/status/1527231808118849536
47 hours of voting to go,
Just 47 hours to vote!
Don’t beat the Libs with a mallet,
Instead use your ballot!
Just 47 hours of voting to go!
Just 47 hours to vote!
Don’t beat the Libs with a mallet,
Instead use your ballot!
Just 47 hours of voting to go!
46 hours of voting to go,
46 hours to vote!
It’s now less than 2 days,
Until the pre-election craze
Will become the Albo phase,
No matter how hard Scott prays.
With 46 hours of voting to go!
46 hours to vote!
It’s now less than 2 days,
Until the pre-election craze
Will become the Albo phase,
No matter how hard Scott prays.
With 46 hours of voting to go!
45 hours of voting to go,
45 hours to vote!
Just two more big sleeps,
Until we chuck out the creeps.
(Let’s see if anyone can pick,
the reason for this obscure pic)
With 45 hours of voting to go!
45 hours to vote!
Just two more big sleeps,
Until we chuck out the creeps.
(Let’s see if anyone can pick,
the reason for this obscure pic)
With 45 hours of voting to go!
44 hours of voting to go,
44 hours to vote!
The world can finally ignore,
Dutton’s attempts at a war.
With 44 hours of voting to go!
(I know we all ignored him anyway, but at least he won’t have as large a platform to embarrass us internationally)
44 hours to vote!
The world can finally ignore,
Dutton’s attempts at a war.
With 44 hours of voting to go!
(I know we all ignored him anyway, but at least he won’t have as large a platform to embarrass us internationally)
43 hours of voting to go,
43 hours to vote!
Albo cannot go wrong
With people like @SenatorWong,
He’ll be living the dream
With a hell of a team
With 43 hours of voting to go!
43 hours to vote!
Albo cannot go wrong
With people like @SenatorWong,
He’ll be living the dream
With a hell of a team
With 43 hours of voting to go!
42 bottles of beer on the wall
42 bottles of beer.
You take one down,
And pass it around,
Then there’s… oh. Sorry! Wrong song.
Who keeps bottles of beer on a wall?
#PutLNPLast
If you want them out fast.
42 hours of voting to go!
42 bottles of beer.
You take one down,
And pass it around,
Then there’s… oh. Sorry! Wrong song.
Who keeps bottles of beer on a wall?
#PutLNPLast
If you want them out fast.
42 hours of voting to go!
41 hours of voting to go,
41 hours of votes!
I thought it would be easier to find rhymes,
Given the number of LNP crimes…
With 41 hours of voting to go!
41 hours of votes!
I thought it would be easier to find rhymes,
Given the number of LNP crimes…
With 41 hours of voting to go!
40 hours of voting to go,
40 hours of vote!
It’s an appalling omission
We have no #MurdochRoyalCommission
With 40 hours of voting to go!
40 hours of vote!
It’s an appalling omission
We have no #MurdochRoyalCommission
With 40 hours of voting to go!
39 hours of voting to go,
39 hours to vote!
How’s the rank imprecision
of the Government’s decision
to block COVID-positive folk
from voting!? A joke!
But @Mon4Kooyong said “Court!”
The Libs knew this was fraught,
So they quickly backed down!
Now let’s vote out the clown!
39 etc.
39 hours to vote!
How’s the rank imprecision
of the Government’s decision
to block COVID-positive folk
from voting!? A joke!
But @Mon4Kooyong said “Court!”
The Libs knew this was fraught,
So they quickly backed down!
Now let’s vote out the clown!
39 etc.
38 hours of voting to go,
38 hours to vote!
There’s clearly no doubt,
That we must vote them out!
With 38 hours of voting to go.
38 hours to vote!
There’s clearly no doubt,
That we must vote them out!
With 38 hours of voting to go.
37 hours of voting to go,
37 hours to vote!
There remains nearly a third,
of this thread, that’s absurd!
Just 37 hours of voting to go!
37 hours to vote!
There remains nearly a third,
of this thread, that’s absurd!
Just 37 hours of voting to go!
36 hours of voting to go,
36 hours to vote!
China’s far less of a threat
than our spiralling debt.
And whose fault is that? Gosh!
I’m looking at Josh!
With 36 hours of voting to go!
#PutLNPLast #KooyongVotes
36 hours to vote!
China’s far less of a threat
than our spiralling debt.
And whose fault is that? Gosh!
I’m looking at Josh!
With 36 hours of voting to go!
#PutLNPLast #KooyongVotes
35 hours of voting to go,
Just 35 hours to vote!
This thread seemed a good plan,
but I’m not sure I can…
35 hours of voting to go!
Just 35 hours to vote!
This thread seemed a good plan,
but I’m not sure I can…
35 hours of voting to go!
34 hours of voting to go,
34 hours to vote!
We need media diversity
Not media adversity.
Stop the partisan attacks
and just give us the facts!
With 34 hours of voting to go!
34 hours to vote!
We need media diversity
Not media adversity.
Stop the partisan attacks
and just give us the facts!
With 34 hours of voting to go!
https://twitter.com/prguy17/status/1527443326860861440
33 hours of voting to go,
33 hours to vote!
With each political stunt,
Scott proves more of a … bully.
With 33 hours of voting to go!
33 hours to vote!
With each political stunt,
Scott proves more of a … bully.
With 33 hours of voting to go!
32 hours of voting to go,
32 hours to vote!
Through this COVID ordeal
The Libs have slept at the wheel
And there are 32 hours of voting to go!
32 hours to vote!
Through this COVID ordeal
The Libs have slept at the wheel
And there are 32 hours of voting to go!
31 hours of voting to go,
31 hours to vote!
Gillard and Albo
Stand elbow to elbow
With 31 hours of voting to go!
31 hours to vote!
Gillard and Albo
Stand elbow to elbow
With 31 hours of voting to go!
30 hours of voting to go,
30 hours to vote!
Seriously, there are still a lot of undecided people. There is a lot of benefit to calling someone you know and asking if they’re aware of just how corrupt the Liberals are, and how badly we need a change.
30 hours of voting to go!
30 hours to vote!
Seriously, there are still a lot of undecided people. There is a lot of benefit to calling someone you know and asking if they’re aware of just how corrupt the Liberals are, and how badly we need a change.
30 hours of voting to go!
29 hours of voting to go,
29 hours to vote!
Scott says “My cabinet’s not leaking!”
We know he’s lying coz he’s speaking.
With 29 hours of voting to go!
29 hours to vote!
Scott says “My cabinet’s not leaking!”
We know he’s lying coz he’s speaking.
With 29 hours of voting to go!
28 hours of voting to go,
28 hours to vote!
To watch the Libs lose,
Tune in to @6NewsAU!
They’ll be covering it all
and they’re sure to enthral!
With 28 hours of voting to go!
28 hours to vote!
To watch the Libs lose,
Tune in to @6NewsAU!
They’ll be covering it all
and they’re sure to enthral!
With 28 hours of voting to go!
27 hours of voting to go,
27 hours to vote!
Vote out the Liberal monstrosity
so I can end this literary verbosity.
They put us last, so reciprocity
would be expulsion… at velocity!
With 27 hours of voting to go!
27 hours to vote!
Vote out the Liberal monstrosity
so I can end this literary verbosity.
They put us last, so reciprocity
would be expulsion… at velocity!
With 27 hours of voting to go!
26 hours of voting to go,
26 hours to vote!
This time tomorrow, my dears,
I’ll be well on the beers!!
26 hours of voting to go!
#auspol #AlboForPM #IStandWithDan
26 hours to vote!
This time tomorrow, my dears,
I’ll be well on the beers!!
26 hours of voting to go!
#auspol #AlboForPM #IStandWithDan
25 hours of voting to go,
25 hours to vote!
We need someone to lead
who’s not focussed on greed.
The Liberals think it’s them 😂
I think #AlboForPM.
With 25 hours of voting to go!
25 hours to vote!
We need someone to lead
who’s not focussed on greed.
The Liberals think it’s them 😂
I think #AlboForPM.
With 25 hours of voting to go!
24 hours of voting to go,
24 hours to vote!
I’m sad in a way,
This thread’s on its last day.
But I guess it’s okay,
I’ve not much left to say.
But I’ll say this again,
At a volume of ten:
All the LNP kin,
Should go get in the bin!
With 24 hours of voting to go!
24 hours to vote!
I’m sad in a way,
This thread’s on its last day.
But I guess it’s okay,
I’ve not much left to say.
But I’ll say this again,
At a volume of ten:
All the LNP kin,
Should go get in the bin!
With 24 hours of voting to go!
23 hours of voting to go,
23 hours to vote!
Picturing Josh defeated,
and other Liberals unseated,
is making my night.
I just hope that I’m right…
23 hours of voting to go!
23 hours to vote!
Picturing Josh defeated,
and other Liberals unseated,
is making my night.
I just hope that I’m right…
23 hours of voting to go!
22 hours of voting to go,
22 hours to vote!
Albo just corrected Leigh Sales,
for telling tall tales,
About his position on wages
(Which has been clear for ages)
It’s refreshing to see,
A leader who’ll be
calm when copping attacks
and who won’t just shit his dacks!
22 hours to go!
22 hours to vote!
Albo just corrected Leigh Sales,
for telling tall tales,
About his position on wages
(Which has been clear for ages)
It’s refreshing to see,
A leader who’ll be
calm when copping attacks
and who won’t just shit his dacks!
22 hours to go!
21 hours of voting to go,
21 hours to vote!
I’d rather catch an infectious new pox,
Than put a vote for a Lib in an electoral box.
I’d rather get beaten to death with a mallet,
Than put a 1 next to a Liberal name on a ballot.
With 21 hours of voting to go!
21 hours to vote!
I’d rather catch an infectious new pox,
Than put a vote for a Lib in an electoral box.
I’d rather get beaten to death with a mallet,
Than put a 1 next to a Liberal name on a ballot.
With 21 hours of voting to go!
I slept the night through so I’ve catch up to do…
20 hours of voting to go,
20 hours to vote!
Go join a queue,
and you know what to do!
#PutLNPLast,
Keep those pricks in the past!
With 20 hours of voting to go!
20 hours of voting to go,
20 hours to vote!
Go join a queue,
and you know what to do!
#PutLNPLast,
Keep those pricks in the past!
With 20 hours of voting to go!
19 hours of voting to go,
19 hours to vote!
Not sure where to visit?
The poll-booth, where is it?
It’s easier than you think.
Just follow this link!
19 hours of going to go!
aec.gov.au/election/votin…
19 hours to vote!
Not sure where to visit?
The poll-booth, where is it?
It’s easier than you think.
Just follow this link!
19 hours of going to go!
aec.gov.au/election/votin…
18 hours of voting to go,
18 hours to vote.
Australia’s been held hostage.
Vote them out. Get a sausage!
18 hours of voting to go!
18 hours to vote.
Australia’s been held hostage.
Vote them out. Get a sausage!
18 hours of voting to go!
17 hours of voting to go,
17 hours to vote!
For breakfast I’ll have toast,
A reflection of those I hate most.
(Mine won’t be overdone,
like the Liberal scum)
Another toast then tonight,
When the result turns out right!
With 17 hours of voting to go!
17 hours to vote!
For breakfast I’ll have toast,
A reflection of those I hate most.
(Mine won’t be overdone,
like the Liberal scum)
Another toast then tonight,
When the result turns out right!
With 17 hours of voting to go!
16 hours of voting to go,
16 hours to vote!
When you vote, if you see Leah,
Please give her a cheer!
If you don’t see her, and you feel bitter.
Just follow her on Twitter!
With 16 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM @LeahHorsley1 #PutLNPLast #auspol
16 hours to vote!
When you vote, if you see Leah,
Please give her a cheer!
If you don’t see her, and you feel bitter.
Just follow her on Twitter!
With 16 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM @LeahHorsley1 #PutLNPLast #auspol
https://twitter.com/leahhorsley1/status/1527757814734921729
15 hours of voting to go,
15 hours to vote!
This countdown is ending,
Can we get #AlboForPM trending!?
With 15 hours of voting to go!
15 hours to vote!
This countdown is ending,
Can we get #AlboForPM trending!?
With 15 hours of voting to go!
14 hours of voting to go,
14 hours to vote!
I’m awake and I’m itching,
To get on with the ditching!
I’m up and I’m jumping,
For an electoral thumping!
With 14 hours of voting to go!
14 hours to vote!
I’m awake and I’m itching,
To get on with the ditching!
I’m up and I’m jumping,
For an electoral thumping!
With 14 hours of voting to go!
13 hours of voting to go,
13 hours to vote!
I’ll have a very big grin,
If the Libs do not win!
13 hours of voting to go!
13 hours to vote!
I’ll have a very big grin,
If the Libs do not win!
13 hours of voting to go!
12 hours of voting to go,
12 hours to vote!
Those of you living on WA time,
Have a bit longer to vote out the slime.
I’m down in the wonderful state of Victoria,
But you probably don’t care, and I don’t wanna bore ya,
With only 12 hours of voting to go!
12 hours to vote!
Those of you living on WA time,
Have a bit longer to vote out the slime.
I’m down in the wonderful state of Victoria,
But you probably don’t care, and I don’t wanna bore ya,
With only 12 hours of voting to go!
11 hours of voting to go,
11 hours to vote!
My kind thanks abound,
To those who’ve stuck around.
With 11 hours of voting to go!
11 hours to vote!
My kind thanks abound,
To those who’ve stuck around.
With 11 hours of voting to go!
10.
On the fence.
Listlessly letting ethics sliiiiide into a bleak future.
They care, they say, but not enough to engage, to rage, to rise and shout ENOUGH!
On the fence corruption breeds. Watching you play. Preying. Feeding on inaction. Inattention.
Engage. Research. Vote.
On the fence.
Listlessly letting ethics sliiiiide into a bleak future.
They care, they say, but not enough to engage, to rage, to rise and shout ENOUGH!
On the fence corruption breeds. Watching you play. Preying. Feeding on inaction. Inattention.
Engage. Research. Vote.
Only 9 hours of voting to go.
Only 9 hours to vote!
‘Safer with Liberals’ was always a lie.
They’re in it for them. They want the whole pie.
They’ll strip us of welfare, put us on Indue.
Don’t think that you’re safe. It will happen to you.
Only 9 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM
Only 9 hours to vote!
‘Safer with Liberals’ was always a lie.
They’re in it for them. They want the whole pie.
They’ll strip us of welfare, put us on Indue.
Don’t think that you’re safe. It will happen to you.
Only 9 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM
Only 8 hours of voting to go,
Only 8 hours to vote!
All I want from that leech
is a concession speech!
And when ICAC’s legislated,
a jail term’s anticipated.
With only 8 hours of voting to go!
(Labor has committed to ICAC legislation by Christmas!) #AlboForPM
Only 8 hours to vote!
All I want from that leech
is a concession speech!
And when ICAC’s legislated,
a jail term’s anticipated.
With only 8 hours of voting to go!
(Labor has committed to ICAC legislation by Christmas!) #AlboForPM
7 hours of voting to go!
7 hours to vote!
However #AlboForPM fares,
It’s clear that #LaborCares!
With just 7 hours of voting to go!
7 hours to vote!
However #AlboForPM fares,
It’s clear that #LaborCares!
With just 7 hours of voting to go!
https://twitter.com/prguy17/status/1527779107143962624
Only 6 hours of voting to go,
Only 6 hours to vote!
THANK YOU my friends,
For the hashtags and trends,
For your tireless fight,
Against the rise of far right.
For loving, for giving.
For kindness and forgiving.
However this ends,
Thank you, my friends.
Only 6 hours to go!
Only 6 hours to vote!
THANK YOU my friends,
For the hashtags and trends,
For your tireless fight,
Against the rise of far right.
For loving, for giving.
For kindness and forgiving.
However this ends,
Thank you, my friends.
Only 6 hours to go!
Only 5 hours of voting to go!
Only 5 hours to vote!
Here’s the fabulous Dale,
With a comparative tale
Scott with violent-looking thugs
Albo offering free hugs.
With only 5 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM #AusVotes22
Only 5 hours to vote!
Here’s the fabulous Dale,
With a comparative tale
Scott with violent-looking thugs
Albo offering free hugs.
With only 5 hours of voting to go!
#AlboForPM #AusVotes22
https://twitter.com/dalehof1234/status/1527820938968190976
4 hours of voting to go,
4 hours to vote!
Automatic attacks from the partisan hacks and the media packs are distorting the facts that the Libs are erratically undemocratic, emphatically fanatic and make less sense than static.
With only 4 hours of voting to go!
4 hours to vote!
Automatic attacks from the partisan hacks and the media packs are distorting the facts that the Libs are erratically undemocratic, emphatically fanatic and make less sense than static.
With only 4 hours of voting to go!
Only 3 hours of voting to go,
Only 3 hours to vote!
There’s still time left. Be smart!
Don’t miss your chance to take part!
Only 3 hours of voting to go!
Only 3 hours to vote!
There’s still time left. Be smart!
Don’t miss your chance to take part!
Only 3 hours of voting to go!
Less than two hours of voting to go,
Less than two hours to vote!
Is there anyone left,
Who has not voted yet?
With less than two hours of voting to go!
Less than two hours to vote!
Is there anyone left,
Who has not voted yet?
With less than two hours of voting to go!
Only one hour of voting to go!
ONLY ONE HOUR TO VOTE! (In my Timezone anyway)
If you’re standing in the queue by 6pm,
They can’t stop you voting out our prick of a PM.
Now’s your last chance, so don’t vote for them.
Instead cast your ballot #AlboForPM
Only one hour to go!
ONLY ONE HOUR TO VOTE! (In my Timezone anyway)
If you’re standing in the queue by 6pm,
They can’t stop you voting out our prick of a PM.
Now’s your last chance, so don’t vote for them.
Instead cast your ballot #AlboForPM
Only one hour to go!
Half an hour of vot…
Okay, just kidding.
See you at the finish line.
😂
Okay, just kidding.
See you at the finish line.
😂
No more time to vote to go,
No more time to vote!
Let me advise as you sit home sweet home,
It’s unwise to commit to a hundred-tweet poem! 😂
But if I’ve entertained you, even a tiny bit
it was worth every word, but I’m done now - I quit!
With no more time to vote.
The End
💙
🤖
No more time to vote!
Let me advise as you sit home sweet home,
It’s unwise to commit to a hundred-tweet poem! 😂
But if I’ve entertained you, even a tiny bit
it was worth every word, but I’m done now - I quit!
With no more time to vote.
The End
💙
🤖
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