Thread by @EriCheri3

Need some laughs on the TL today and lil bit of drama so:
#bkdk

Katsuki didn’t MEAN to eavesdrop on Izuku’s conversation with Todoroki. He just forgot his water bottle in the locker room when they both stayed behind. 5 rows away from his locker. In a conveniently hidden spot.

“Why don’t you just tell him how you feel?” Shoto said making Katsuki freeze. Tell who how he feels? Was Deku having a disagreement with someone? Hah. Nerd never tells people when he’s upset with them.

“I..I don’t want it to ruin things between us.” Izuku said nervously.

“I don’t think it will. You should just go for it.” Shoto advised. Go for what?!

“L-like ask him out on a date?” Izuku stuttered.

Ask WHO on a date?! A date?! A date?! With Deku?!

“It couldn’t hurt.” The candy bastard reassured him.

“Umm…you really think he’ll say yes?”

“Midoriya.” Todoroki smiled charmingly at the smaller boy. Shifting his demeanor from an equal to an old wise sage who knew about this kind of stuff. Like some red and white love guru. “I know he will.”

“I know who will?!” Kirishima barged in startling the two of them.

Katsuki thanked the poorly dyed hair gods that Kirishima was asking the REAL questions. Who the fuck was the nerd pining over?!

“Midoriya wants to ask out-” Shoto began to say before Katsuki head a loud bang of a locker.

“Shhhhh!!! Sorry but Todoroki!! Don’t just tell people!”

Izuku frantically whispered. Damnit.

Well, Katsuki could eliminate a few suspects. Obviously it wasn’t anyone in the locker room. Not Shitty Hair. Not Half and Half. So who?!

“Woah there Midoriya.” Kirishima laughed nervously. “Not like he needed to say it. We can all tell.”

“Am I…really they obvious?” Izuku grumbled, embarrassed.

“Since First year.” Eijiro teased. WHAT?! Deku’s liked this asshole since FIRST YEAR?! How did Katsuki not notice?! Who could it be?! Was it GLASSES?! Class President?! No way. FUCK. Nerds love nerds. Of course!

“Here’s what you’re gonna do.” Eijiro suggested. “Tomorrow’s Friday. So when class ends, you’re gonna march right up to him-”

“Isn’t floating more romantic?” Shoto interrupted.

“Hmm. Okay. You’re gonna float right up to him and say ‘come with me to the movies!’” Ei cheered.

“Why a movie? I read that movies actually aren’t an effective first date as you can’t really talk and maybe that will help with my nerves but it won’t really be r-romantic?” Izuku babbled and Katsuki wanted to hit a locker.

The little nerd was right which means he put some thought into this which means he had little nerd fantasies about dating this person. Damnit! Damnit! He shouldn’t be dating anyone! It’s too soon and his focus should be being a hero! Katsuki realized what he had to do.

He had to stop this date at all costs and ruin this confession. For Izuku’s own good!

“Okay well whatever date you want to plan, you March-”

“Float.” Shoto interrupted.

“You float right up to him and demand he go with you. He’s a manly kinda guy who likes that initiative!”

Kirishima cheered. “And make it obvious how you feel! Make it VERY CLEAR it’s a date.”

“Yes, that’s parts the most important.” Shoto agreed.

“I…I’m worried.” Izuku stuttered. “What if he hates me?”

“He won’t.” They both said at once.

Katsuki smirked to himself. That’s it.

Katsuki was sure at the point. It had to be Iida. He was the one besides Half and Half and himself that Izuku spent the most time with. By the end of Friday, he was gonna make the class President so sick of Deku, he’ll HAVE to shut him down. Then Izuku could focus!

Because that’s what really mattered. Katsuki was doing this for entirely non-selfish, non-possessive reasons. It’s not like the memory of Iida holding Izuku’s hand twice burned in the back of Katsuki’s skull and brought dull aches to his chest.

It’s not like the thought of Deku tip toeing or God forbid following Shoto’s advice and floating to meet the much taller guys lips made Katsuki wish he could self destruct using his quirk. It’s not like Katsuki wanted Deku to float to him like an ethreal Angel and ask him out.

No. Not at all. This was the most selfless thing Katsuki could do. He should win an award for Best Childhood Friend. Deku would get over his little broken heart and achieve all of his dreams and thank him later.

Katsuki put the plan into motion that night.

Lucky for him, Iida Tenya was ridiculously easy to upset. Katsuki and Izuku were brushing their teeth in the communal bathroom when Izuku put his All Might toothbrush in the cup after he was finished.

“Goodnight Kacchan.” Izuku whispered fondly and Katsuki grunted.

When the nerd was out of the bathroom and Katsuki finished brushing himself, he smirked and grabbed Izuku’s toothbrush out of the cup and left it on the counter.

The next morning, when he went to get ready again, he walked into the bathroom to Iida scolding Deku heavily.

“I-I’m sorry! I could have sworn I put it away!” Izuku bowed.

“I understand forgetting happens, but your mother is not here! You must be more considerate!” Tenya chopped the air.

“Chill out.” Katsuki defended as he passed by and bopped Deku’s head.

“It’s too early for this shit. It’s just a fucking toothbrush.”

“Bakugo! Profanity in these sacred halls is not acceptable!” Iida snapped.

“Sacred halls? Where we shit?” Katsuki snickered and Izuku covered his mouth in shock.

“Kacchan!” He said frantically.

“Bakugo! It is unbecoming of us as heroes to-” Iida began to lecture on and on and Katsuki rolled his eyes before looking at Izuku who was trying his hardest to stop himself from giggling. Covering his mouth was no use because anyone could hear that sound.

It was like a little elf from Santa’s fucking workshop. Melodic and hypnotizing like he was a damn siren. And he was giggling at Glasses’ lecture. Damnit. Did he like that sort of thing? Was he that entertained by this pompous asshole?

“Midoriya, is it really that funny?!”

“I’m s-sorry! I won’t leave the toothbrush on the counter again!” Izuku bowed before running to the sink. Katsuki could see it. His cheeks were dusted pink. Damnit. Did he really like this guy that much? That stupid ache was back in Katsuki’s chest. He had to stop this.

It was almost time for home room and Izuku was talking to Floaty about something nerdy and innocuous while Iida was discussing something with Todoroki. Katsuki saw this as another opportunity to get under the class President’s skin.

“Deku. Come here.” Katsuki slammed his desk.

“Oh. S-sure Kacchan.” Izuku waved Uraraka off before approaching him tepidly. “Is something wr-WAAAH!” He shrieked as Katsuki picked him up and forcefully sat him on the desk. “Wh-what are you doing?!” The little nerd was beat red.

“Stay here!” Katsuki demanded.

“W-why?!”

Izuku squirmed as Katsuki refused to let go of him.

“Just do it!”

“What is the meaning of this!” Iida turned around and Katsuki swiftly moved to the side.

“Deku sat on my desk and refused to get off.” Katsuki lied.

“Kacchan!” Izuku’s jaw dropped.

“Midoriya! You know better than to sit on the desk!” Iida approached and Izuku gave Katsuki a death glare before floating slightly.

“I’m not sitting on it Iida.” He said boldly.

“I see. Always practicing your quirk…I could learn a thing or two from your tenacity!”

Iida sighed as Izuku stuck his tongue at Katsuki when the President looked away.

“Come here you little-” Katsuki grabbed his tongue causing him to babble. How dare they flirt in front of him. Getting Izuku in trouble wasn’t working. He had to work harder to stop this.

Before the third class of the day, Katsuki grabbed Ashido and pulled her aside.

“I heard Deku talking shit about Glasses.” He whispered to her.

“What?! No way! Midoriya?! What did he say?!” Mina gawked, eating up all the gossip.

“Said he’s a stick in the mud.” Katsuki shrugged

That’s all he had to say. By hero training, the entire class was whispering about Izuku hating Iida and wanting him to jump into a well full of mud along with the stick up his ass. So, the rumor got a little crazy. Blame Pinky for that.

“Alright everyone. Pick your partners.”

Aizawa ordered.

“Iida-Kun. Spar with me?” Izuku asked sweetly before his nervous smile faded at Tenya’s cold expression. “Iida-kun?”

“Are you sure you want to spar with ME?” The President said shakily.

“Um..yes? I thought we could work on speed.”

“I wanna be faster without resorting to Fa-Jin and-”

“Uraraka-kun!” Iida ignored him and gave him the cold shoulder. Sucker. “Work with me!”

“Oh! Sure thing!” She nervously looked between the two boys before shrugging at Izuku.

“I’ll work with you.” Katsuki swept in.

“Oh. Okay!” Izuku smiled sheepishly and Katsuki hated how cute he was. It wasn’t fair. Damnit. Why was he thinking about that right now? Cute? Deku? It meant nothing. It was an objective fact. Shit. Focus. Training.

“We’ll be even faster than him.” Katsuki pointed Iida’s way.

They trained as usual and at once point the whole class stopped what they were doing and just watched them. The two most powerful people in their class, maybe even in Japan, just going at if, no holds barred. Aizawa’s attempts to get everyone to focus on their own matches failed.

As he even he, stopped to watch the two train. It was really something. Which is Aizawa tried his best to partner them with others to no avail. Katsuki and Izuku didn’t notice their audience. When they trained, they didn’t notice anything else but each other.

After class, Izuku was back in the locker room with Todoroki and Katsuki once again stayed behind to listen to their-to..find his water bottle.

“Have you noticed anything off about Iida-kun today?” Izuku questioned.

“He’s upset because you want to shove him in the mud and beat him with a stick.” Todoroki informed him.

“What?!” Izuku gasped.

“That’s what Uraraka told me.” Shoto shrugged.

“Indeed.” Iida’s voice startled then. “Midoriya…I know I can be overbearing. But-”

“It’s only because I care!” He started to cry. Shit. The fucking water works really?

“Iida! I would never say or wish anything like that!” Izuku insisted.

“Apparently someone very trustworthy said you feel this way. He’s not one to lie and-”

“It was Bakugo.”

Todoroki said as he shut the locker.

“Kacchan said that? I don’t believe it. He wouldn’t say something like that unless it was true. And it’s not true! Did he tell you himself?” Izuku questioned and the two looked at each other.

“Well…no.” Iida said, embarrassed.

“So you’re just gonna believe a rumor?” Deku said, hurt and frustration reaching his voice. Katsuki felt guilty at how much faith he had in him.

“Right. That doesn’t sound like Bakugo at all.” Shoto sighed.

“I-I AM SO SORRY MIDORIYA!” Iida bowed.

“It’s okay! Um, I’m sorry you thought I would say something like that! That must mean I don’t properly show you how much I value you as a friend and-” Deku babbled frantically.

“No! No! Don’t apologize! It is my own insecurities that made me question your character”

Iida responded before hugging Izuku and ruffling his hair. After he left the locker, it was just Todoroki and Izuku again.

“I’m glad that was cleared up.” Izuku sighed.

“So are you gonna do it?” Shoto changed the subject.

“Actually…I..I am! I think he’ll say yes!”

Izuku said confidently.

“I’m glad you’re more confident. What changed your mind?” Shoto questioned.

“Well…he’s been um..really attentive to me today and…and I think flirty? Hope flirty? Like with the tooth brush thing and-and the whole desk fiasco. And just now…”

“I’m glad. Do your best Midoriya.” Shoto smiled softly at him and Katsuki began to panic. This was so fucked. Everything he tried to do to pry them away, pushed them together. That means to resort to one last thing. Something he didn’t want to resort to. But damnit!

It was for Izuku!

The bell rang after the last class and Katsuki took a deep breath. It was go time. Deku might be mad at him for a little bit. But it was worth it if he could keep him from making a dumb mistake.

Katsuki stood up and collected his things.

“Um. Kacchan?”

Izuku questioned him making him stop. The nerd was pink in the face. Probably gonna ask him advice. Did he lose the nerve he gained in the locker room? Iida was always the last out the door, saying goodbye to all their classmates. Here goes nothing. Deku will forgive him later.

“Hey! Class Prez!” Katsuki marched toward him, Todoroki and Kirishima, brushing Deku off. “Go out with me.” He demanded.

“HUH?!” The remaining three boys questioned.

“Bakugo.” Iida froze.

Intercepting Deku’s invitation will surely scare him off.

“Um. Well.” Iida blushed furiously. “I’m flattered but…” He frantically looked at Izuku, he heartbroken best friend. Then at Todoroki who was glaring daggers at him then at Kirishima who was shaking his head ‘No’ but Iida couldn’t brush off Bakugo’s feeling could he?!

Katsuki was his classmate. And as Class President did he owe him a chance? So many moral dilemmas.

“Go out with me Glasses.” Katsuki said again.

“I I guess I could…” Iida cleared his throat.

“Really Iida-kun?” Izuku’s voice cracked. Katsuki almost felt guilty.

“I…” Iida gulped. He didn’t know what the right thing to do was. No one had ever expressed interest in him before. He wasn’t even sexually attracted to men! But he was willing to give everyone at least an opportunity. That was fair, right? But Midoriya was his friend!

“Don’t sweat it Prez, I was just joking.” Katsuki shrugged before turning towards Izuku who looked like he was suffering severe whiplash.

“Why..would you joke about something like that?” He asked him, all kinds of emotions flashing through his large green eyes.

“Because I heard your little plan Deku. And I needed to show you asking Glasses out is a terrible fucking idea! He doesn’t even have the balls to say no to anyone he’s obviously not fucking into! You wouldn’t know if he even really liked you or not!” Katsuki rolled his eyes.

Izuku blinked rapidly before looking at Iida then back at Katsuki. “You- thought I wanted to date IIDA-KUN?!”

“No shit! If you didn’t have the hots for Half and Half or Shitty Hair, no one else made fucking sense!” Katsuki lamented. “And ya shouldn’t be dating anyone right now!”

“Bakugo.” Kirishima frantically tried to stop him from talking.

“So…the tooth brush. And..and the desk…and..and did you really start the rumor that I wanted to shove a muddy stick up Iida-kun’s-”

“Yeah I tried to not do it this way but come on Deku! He’s not worth it!”

“Kacchan.” Izuku laughed sadly as tears pooled in his eyes. “You’re really stupid.” He then ran out the door and slammed it.

“No slamming the door Mido-” Iida started to scold before Todoroki and Kirishima glared at him. “I guess…it’s fine on this occasion.”

“Don’t look at me like that!” Katsuki snapped as all three boys turned their attention toward him. “I did what I had to do to stop Deku from making a mistake! He’ll get all distracted and shit.”

“I am an awful friend.” Iida broke down. “How could I have said yes?”

“Do you still not get it, Bakugo?!” Todoroki snapped. “He wasn’t going to ask out Iida!”

“What? We were only ones left in the fucking classroom, he was gonna ask out someone and obviously it wasn’t you or Shitty Hair so unless Hakagakure has a twin brother I should know about-”

“Bakugo!” Aizawa’s voice said from his sleeping bag by his desk. “He wanted to ask YOU out. Now will you all four please leave my classroom?! And solve this unnecessary drama before Monday.”

“Huh?!” Katsuki froze, his brain not computing as Kirishima and Todoroki grabbed him.

When they dragged him out the classroom with Iida following behind, wiping his own tears with his hankerchief, Kirishima whacked Katsuki on the head.

“You really thought the best way to stop Midoriya to not dare anyone else was to humiliate him?!” He snapped.

“I was just doing what was best for him!” Katsuki defended himself. “I..was it really me??!” He was still in disbelief. Suddenly his behavior began to click. The dusty pink cheeks. The giggles. The shy smile. The way he approached him after class. Shit.

‘Well…he’s been um..really attentive to me today and…and I think flirty? Hope flirty? Like with the tooth brush thing and-and the whole desk fiasco. And just now…’ Memories of his hopeful conversation with Todoroki flooded his head. He mean him!

Shit shit shit shit!!!!

Katsuki shook Todoroki and Kirishima off of him and ran down the hall.

“DEKU!” He screamed.

“No running!” Iida couldn’t help himself before going back to kicking himself.

“Should we go help them out?” Eijiro asked.

“I find it best to let them…be them.” Shoto shrugged.

“Yeah, I’m gonna make sure they don’t implode.” Eijiro ran after them.

“I’ll deal with you later.” Shoto rolled his eyes at Iida. “Or Midoriya will. That will be infinitely worse.”

“I-” Iida went back to sulking. He will definitely need to draft and thoroughly worded apology.

Izuku was trying to cry into Uraraka’s pillow in peace but it was very difficult when she was floating around her room trying to hold back her own laughter.

“It’s not funny!” Deku fumed.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! But…he really thought…you meant Iida-kun! What was his face like?”

“He was surprised, I don’t know! The point is he said yes! Why would Iida-kun say yes?! Does he like Kacchan?!” Deku whined.

“Oh come on, you know him better than that!” Ochaco giggled. “He probably was just shocked? I don’t know! He’s so awkward! I wish I was there!”

“So you could see my heart break in half?!” Izuku went back to crying.

“Deku…Bakugo may be an idiot but he totally loves you. We all can see it. He almost di-”

“DONT REMIND ME!” Izuku snapped.

“Okay, but it’s a point that has to be made!” Ochaco sighed.

“I’m gonna go cry in my own room.” Deku sat up. “Thanks for trying.” He shuffled quickly to the door and opened it to Katsuki who was about to kick the door open but accidentally kicked Izuku instead.

“DEKU-KUN?!” Ochaco squeaked as he flew into her wall.

“DEKU!”

Katsuki rushed to his side after he fell to the ground. He was knocked out cold.

“Shit!” He hit himself in the head over and over. He was such an idiot. He couldn’t even fix things right.

“Bakugo! You didn’t have to kick him!” Ochaco scolded.

“Ya think I did this on purpose?!”

“Woah! What happened here?!” Kirishima caught up to them followed by Todoroki.

“Bakugo-kun broke Deku’s heart and kicked him into my wall!” Ochaco cried.

“Dude!” Eijiro scolded.

“I didn’t do it on purpose! Either of those things!” Katsuki grumbled.

“Is his head okay?!” Shoto rushed by his side and used his ice to hold his head.

“Gimmie some of that.” Katsuki demanded as Shoto nodded. He then picked Deku up and bridal carried him.

“Where are you going?” Kirishima questioned.

“His room to rest.” Katsuki informed them.

He ignored their concerns and brought Izuku to his dorm. He laid him gently in his bed and covered him with his blankets. Recovery Girl was out of office dealing with an emergency a couple of towns away. So Katsuki just sat and observed him. His breathing was steady which-

-was a good sign. He stopped groaning occasionally from the pain after about 10 minutes and fell into what looked like a peaceful sleep. Izuku even slept pretty. Katsuki cursed himself from his own thoughts. But why should he? The nerd liked him? Loved him?

Katsuki didn’t know why. He was horrible to him in the past. Sure he was doing better. But…but did he really deserve someone as amazing and kind as Deku? Who only saw the best in him? He thought back to that morning. His giggles in the bathroom were because of him, not Iida.

His floating slightly above the desk was all to tease him, not Iida. Gosh…so much of Deku’s behavior made sense all of a sudden. But why?

“What do you see in me?” Katsuki whispered as he couldn’t help but stroke his hair. “I don’t deserve you at all.”

He stood up and walked over to Izuku’s office chair before spinning around until he noticed the notebook on his Desk:

‘Date ideas with Kacchan ❤️’

Katsuki sadly picked it up:

‘Hiking’
‘Training’
‘Hero emporium’
‘All Might on Ice 2’

“There’s a sequel?” Katsuki questioned.

“Kacchan…” Izuku’s voice startled him making him drop the notebook.

“Deku?” Katsuki kneeled by his side. Izuku fluttered his eyes open and Katsuki had never thought they were beautiful.

“What’s…what happened? You look worried? Are you okay?” He gently stroked his face.

“I’m fine! What about- um..what’s the last thing you remember?” Katsuki gulped.

“Um…brushing my teeth?” Izuku blinked and the blonde sighed in relief. “What happened?”

“It doesn’t matter!” Katsuki blushed. “What matters is you’re okay! And Izuku, I’m in love with you!”

“Huh?” Izuku rubbed his head. “Am I hallucinating?”

“No. I love you and I’ve been too much of an idiot to see it. Marry me. I mean- shit! Go out with me!” Katsuki covered his own mouth, embarrassed.

“Kacchan.” Izuku began to cry. “Do you mean it?”

“Yeah. Yeah I mean it.” Katsuki starred into his eyes firmly. “Let’s see the damn sequel to All Might on Ice!”

“Did you read my notebook?” Izuku blinked.

“It doesn’t matter. Will you go out with me or not?” Katsuki questioned.

“O-of course! Yes! I-I love you too and I was-”

“-going to ask you out as well! Kacchan! Be my boyfriend?!”

“You’re damn right I will!”

“Midoriya!” A sudden knock interrupted them.

“Not now, Iida-kun!” Izuku said excitedly. His heart feeling like it’s about to burst.

“I know you’re upset with me! But I need to apologize properly! I did not know how to react to Bakugo’s feelings!” Iida shouted.

“What’s he-” Izuku questioned before Katsuki interrupted him with a deep passionate kiss. “Mmm!” He squeaked as he felt shivers down his spine.

“Don’t worry about it.” Katsuki whispered. “I’ll tell you all about it on our date.”

“Okay.” Izuku blushed, feeling completely dizzy. “This is real?”

“Completely.” He kissed him again. And again and again. It was magical. It felt brand new but also like home.

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“You though I was gonna ask out Iida-kun?!” Izuku gawked as they returned home from All Might on Ice.

“Yeah I was a big fucking idiot and tried serveral different ways to stop it.” Katsuki informed him.

“I can’t believe it.” Izuku giggled. “Iida-kun of all people? Why?”

“I don’t know. You spend a lot of fucking time with him.” Katsuki grumbled.

“And you spend a lot of time with Kaminari, but I would never guess you’d ask him out!” Izuku couldn’t hold his laughter in.

“That’s cause you’re not an idiot!” Katsuki snapped.

“You’re insulting yourself there Kacchan.” Deku giggled.

“I know.” Katsuki pouted before resting his head on the smaller boy’s shoulder.

“It’s gonna take me awhile to get used to this.” Izuku blushed as he struggled to breathe.

“Well get used to it. Cause you’re stuck with me”

Katsuki whispered before kissing his neck making him gasp.

“Ugh. Get a room.” Ochaco stuck her tongue out.

“Uraraka-San! You’re here!” Izuku jumped.

“As am I.” A tearful Iida approached them.

“What’s wrong Iida-kun?”

“I know you don’t remember everything, but I still much apologize! I accepted Bakugo’s invitation of a date because even though he was testing me, the true test I failed was being a good friend to you! I had never been romantically confessed to before but that does not matter!”

“Iida-kun, it’s okay! Whatever happened! I…I don’t think you need to apologize. What matters now is I’m happy. Kacchan and I are very happy.” Izuku blushed.

“I am very glad. But I’m still very sorry.” Iida sighed.

“Apology accepted Iida-kun.” Izuku smiled.

“Now if you’ll excuse us..” Izuku grabbed Katsuki and dragged him to elevator before assaulting him with kisses once the door closed.

“Calm down you horny bastard.” Katsuki giggled.

“Mmm..you hid something from me. You need to be punished.”

“I told ya I did stupid shit..”

Katsuki grumbled before Izuku wrapped his legs around him and tied them together with Blackwhip.

“Asking someone else out?” He looked genuinely pissed but also devilishly horny. Katsuki was thrilled.

“Fine Deku. Give me what I deserve.” He dared.

Izuku devoured his mouth and bit down on his bottom lips making Katsuki grunt in satisfaction. They made out ferociously before a slurping sound interrupted them.

They both froze before they realized Todoroki was in the elevator with them.

“Um..Midoriya’s or Bakugo’s floor?”

Katsuki looked to Izuku for the answer who grinned wildly.

“Iida’s”

🧡💚
/end thread

Thanks everyone for reading this silly little piece I needed to cleanse my soul 😂

Poor Iida. I’m so sorry you got caught in the middle of BkDk’s stupidity. Your sacrifice is much appreciated. He really did just try his best 😂😂😂