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Max and his wife Maxi received a letter from their daughter who had gone to study "Modern Biochemistry" overseas.
She wrote, "My beloved parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back,

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you will be so old.

Therefore, I am enclosing a bottle of a red potion that I have invented. It will make you 5 years younger, and so when I return, you will be the same age as I left you. Please, take only a drop. Goodbye I love you!"

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They opened the envelope and found the bottle with the red potion.

Max looked at his wife and said, "You go first."

Maxi took a drop and when she indeed turned 5 years younger, Max immediately did the same.
Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother...

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she is younger and happier, and she is carrying a baby on her back. She tells her daughter how the potion worked and how it has made her look younger. The daughter is happy and she asks about her father.

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"Your father? Hmmm! You know how men don't listen! He drank the whole bottle."
"Whaaat! Where is he?"*

"Who do you think is on my back?"

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