I feel like @HillaryClinton should drop an album tonight. 💫
🎶 One, two, three to the fō… no-knock warrant the @FBI is at da dō. 🎶

-@HillaryClinton said in her @SnoopDogg voice
When he heard the commotion downstairs Trump said, 🎶holllld up, wait a minute” in his #DJSmurf voice.

When they snatched up the safe Trump looked at @IvankaTrump and said, “now what”… and hypothetically I think she may have said, “I think you’d better call Tyrone*, and tell him come on help you get your…” in her @fatbellybella voice.

Of note, * = @RudyGiuliani
Trump, still in his lying phase, was like I’m not going down like that. And then I heard that @IvankaTrump was like, “then what are you going to tell the @FBI about the papers in the toilet?” He all of a sudden changed his voice to @DiRealShaggy and said..
But the @DOJPH and @FBI was beyond over his mess. Tired of him AND his kids. So next thing I know, I heard #RogerStone got a collect call and after the beep all he heard was Trump in his @Akon voice talking bout, “I got locked up… they won’t let me out.”
Hypothetically I heard #RogerStone was like, “I can’t let you go out like that. Let me call #AlexJones & work something out.” So he calls up ole AJ for bail money. He scoffed saying, didn’t you see I am $45M broke right now? And said in his @Beyonce voice…
Little did they know but @HillaryClinton was granted super secret access to the phone lines, bc you know…Zero Dark Brandon or whatev, & when she heard the convo she slightly chuckled. AJ shouted, “Who’s there??” She simply said, “I’m ☝🏽 of ☝🏽, I’m #1…”
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, @kanyewest pops up on the phone and was like, “I’m sorry @HillaryClinton, imma let you finish, but @Beyonce had one of the best videos of all times”. And you see, that’s when I got caught too bc I yelled out, 🗣🗣He ain’t lying.

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Aug 11
Really boggles my mind when I hear medical providers make the same exact error in messaging for #Monkeypox as they did w/ #COVID. They say, “do not panic”-as if that would be the answer in any situation- but saying that suggests there is little to worry about. And that’s a lie 🧵 Image
We have the colliding of 2 pandemics, one wh/ largely left people visibly unscarred so they walked around asymptomatic but contagious, & beat their chests demanding “freedom” from taking precautionary measures…& w/ barking corporations & public outcry, presiding agencies buckled Image
We’ve got carried away to the point that even in face of studies SHOWING how catastrophic the aftermath can be in CHILDREN of all people, we continue on to the point of increasing their exposure bc we are “tired”…& largely bc “we” are vaccinated even if “they” are not. Selfish. Image
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Jul 13
It starts as a “simple infection” until YEARS later it becomes:

Long HIV…AIDS
Long HPV…Cervical Cancer
Long EBV…Multiple Sclerosis
Long HSV…Alzheimer’s
Long HCV…Liver Cancer

CURRENTLY 1 in 13 Americans already have #LongCOVID.

We don’t know how this story ends
Wear a mask
And news flash: for all of those saying “COVID is only bad for older people”… #LongCOVID is MORE common for YOUNGER people.
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May 23
I swear every time I see one of these posts I think about our ancestors. They died for us to have what they prayed they could do.

If you don’t see a candidate you like on the ballot…RUN yourself. But what in the world does NOT voting do but allow other people to control outcome
When I see these posts it also reinforces the idea that in the same way we’ve failed to teach basic biology, embryology, and virology in this pandemic we’ve also failed in teaching civics. How government works. How policy is formed. And how it takes MORE than just one person.
What we must understand is that it takes consistently showing up to the poll for EVERY election. In EVERY state we need 100% participation. We have senators that have been in place as long as I have been alive, never voted out. Why? Because people sit at home instead of voting.
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May 21
10 Black people were shot dead for no damn reason other than being Black and y’all want to talk about teeth.

Not today. Not ever.
Them: well @oneunderscore__ wanted to deep dive to understand.

Me: Understand what? This is NOTHING new. Black ppl have been terrorized by “White Radicals” since 1619. And every time y’all want to scratch up a theory as to why. It’s the same $@/& as last time.

Rinse & repeat
Black people aren’t even given the privilege of 6 whole days to grieve before y’all want to pull out think pieces to analyze the 18 different ways racism presents itself in modern day society.

Give it a break.

Y’all are not slow. If we know why it happened, so do you.
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I’m not going to lie, this Buffalo shooting has hit to my core. Hate has a way of disturbing all peace. They were just shopping for food in a community already greatly deprived of resources. The only store available.

White people, talk to your family.
Open your mouths. And talk. Image
This whole, “we don’t talk about politics bc it just causes fights at the dinner table” BS has GOT to stop. Hell, we want to be able to live long enough to have a disagreement at a damn dinner table, too!
We want to be able to go to church, grocery store, movie theater, & school.
Don’t smile in my face. Don’t retweet. Don’t high five me if you stay damn silent in the setting of your own family, friends, & congregation. Someone KNEW this family. Someone KNEW this sick man who wanted to go to an elementary school so he could SHOOT BLACK CHILDREN.

So talk!
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Y’all have the nerve to publish stuff like this when Black & Brown Children are STILL 2x more likely to be hospitalized, 5x more likely to die & make up 65% of the kids now ORPHANED due to #COVID.

Stop blaming it on lack of in person learning. These kids were battling to live!🧵
How about instead write about the fact we have STILL not repaired the ventilation systems in the schools that is leading to more Black And Brown children getting infected. We have NOT provided social support services to address the fact that their parents died at higher rates.
Talk about how we have NOT addressed the fact these communities STILL don’t have Wi-Fi access to allow for virtual learning if there’s an outbreak in the school. Or that NOW testing/vaccination carries an out of pocket fee that the most vulnerable can not afford.
Talk about that.
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