I feel like @HillaryClinton should drop an album tonight. 💫
🎶 One, two, three to the fō… no-knock warrant the @FBI is at da dō. 🎶
-@HillaryClinton said in her @SnoopDogg voice
-@HillaryClinton said in her @SnoopDogg voice
When he heard the commotion downstairs Trump said, 🎶holllld up, wait a minute” in his #DJSmurf voice.
When they snatched up the safe Trump looked at @IvankaTrump and said, “now what”… and hypothetically I think she may have said, “I think you’d better call Tyrone*, and tell him come on help you get your…” in her @fatbellybella voice.
Of note, * = @RudyGiuliani
Of note, * = @RudyGiuliani
Trump, still in his lying phase, was like I’m not going down like that. And then I heard that @IvankaTrump was like, “then what are you going to tell the @FBI about the papers in the toilet?” He all of a sudden changed his voice to @DiRealShaggy and said..
But the @DOJPH and @FBI was beyond over his mess. Tired of him AND his kids. So next thing I know, I heard #RogerStone got a collect call and after the beep all he heard was Trump in his @Akon voice talking bout, “I got locked up… they won’t let me out.”
Hypothetically I heard #RogerStone was like, “I can’t let you go out like that. Let me call #AlexJones & work something out.” So he calls up ole AJ for bail money. He scoffed saying, didn’t you see I am $45M broke right now? And said in his @Beyonce voice…
Little did they know but @HillaryClinton was granted super secret access to the phone lines, bc you know…Zero Dark Brandon or whatev, & when she heard the convo she slightly chuckled. AJ shouted, “Who’s there??” She simply said, “I’m ☝🏽 of ☝🏽, I’m #1…”
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, @kanyewest pops up on the phone and was like, “I’m sorry @HillaryClinton, imma let you finish, but @Beyonce had one of the best videos of all times”. And you see, that’s when I got caught too bc I yelled out, 🗣🗣He ain’t lying.
#TheEnd
#TheEnd
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