Thread by @tdarling1

Hello 🐫 day!

Last day of summer 🌻
#FOMC announcement 💦
🪆mobilization 🥷 with ☢️ threat

What could possibly go wrong?

Let's dig into the market 🧮!

Asia closed broadly ↘️ again

$NIKK 27313 -1.35% 👐
$SSEC 3117 -0.15%
$TWII 14425 -0.85%
$HSI 18429 -1.9% 🐫
$KOSPI 2347 -0.85%
$IDX 7271 -0.35%

Australia ↘️
$ASX 6700 -1.55%

India ↘️
$BSE 59468 -0.4%

Europe ↔️ despite 🪆🥷☢️

$DAX 12602 -0.55%
$FTSE 7224 +0.45%
$CAC 5956 -0.4%
$AEX 661 -0.15%
$IBEX 7867 -0.05%
$MIB 21859 +0.4%
$SMI 10413 -0.6%
$MOEX 2155 -2.75% ⬅️🪆🐫

$VSTOXX 27.81 🔺🛗

$DAX range = 12563 - 13353 🐻

🇺🇸 futures ↔️ after $SPX -1.15%

$ES 3857 unch
$NQ 11845 -0.05%
$RTY 1791 +0.15%

$VIX 27.52 🔺🛗

$SPX range = 3784 - 3994 🆕🐻
$VIX range = 22.17 - 28.26 neutral

GOLD catching a bid ↗️ on 🪆🥷☢️

$GOLD 1678 +0.45%
$SILVER 19.402 +1.15%
$COPPER 3.482 -0.6%
$PLAT 932 +1.05%
$PALL 2180 +0.4%
$ALI 2228 -1.0%
$ZINC 3131 +0.2%

$GVZ 18.59 🔺

$GOLD range = 1647 - 1723 🐻
$COPPER range = 3.37 - 3.72 🐻

Hydrocarbons ↗️

$WTIC 86.03 +2.5%
$BRENT 92.79 +2.4%
$NATGAS 7.876 +2.05%
$GASO 2.503 +2.3%

$OVX 48.23 🔺

$WTIC range = 80.31 - 88.39 🐻
$NATGAS range = 7.14 - 9.83 ♉️

Grains ↗️ after $WHEAT 🌾 +7.6% 🚀

$WHEAT 907.25 +1.6%
$CORN 696 +0.55%
$SOYB 1483 +0.25%
$SUGAR 18.30 +0.85%

$COFFEE 225 -0.35% ☕️

$DBA range = 20.22 - 20.92 neutral

$USD to a 20-year high 💪

$USD 110.49 +0.5%
$EUR 0.991 -0.64%
$GBP 1.1334 -0.35%
$AUD 0.667 -0.28%
$USDCHF 0.967 +0.3%
$USDJPY 143.76 +0.02%
$USDCAD 1.338 +0.11%
$USDRUB 60.798 +0.33% 🪆

$USD range = 109.02 - 110.48 ⬅️♉️
$GBP range = 1.126 - 1.157 🐻

#cryptocurrencies ↔️

$BTC 18838 -0.2%
$ETH 1324 +0.1%

#Bitcoin range = 18208 - 22014 🐻

UST yields ↘️ after tagging top of range
10Y/3M to +0.152 🥞

MOVE 134.66 🛗

$TNX range = 3.27 - 3.67 ♉️
$TLT range = 104.64 - 109.52 🐻

Global 10Ys
UST 3.526 -0.049
GILT 3.24 -0.054
BUND 1.849 -0.096
ITA 4.115 -0.075
JPN 0.25 -0.001
AUS 3.696 -0.018
CAN 3.107 -0.044

As @spotgamma has pointed out, we often get a 🍾↗️ upon #vixperation

#FADEIT with #FOMC on tap at 2PM 🍿

Are we at "Peak Hawkishness?" 🦅
Markets expecting +75BPS but what of 🔴 plot?

⛔️ abounds. Act accordingly and have a super 💰 profitable day!