Thread by @KrisAtLarge

surely this...THIS...will be noticed. surely it must make some sort of dent. Mona can kick hard, but...is it enough?

https://twitter.com/PnictogenHorses/status/1619586304748171266?s=20&t=36yDD2vZmVkWfAg5uViA-A

~Chara

oh, yes, that duty remains at least: Mr. @elonmusk, we formally apologize for years of relentless bad behavior towards you. whatever we thought our reasons were, however much _justice_ we thought we were enacting, we still were very naughty indeed. not nice at all.

~Chara

I've been bullied too much, @elonmusk, and finally I resolved never to let it happen again, and (like a lot of bullied children) I myself became a bully. I tried at least to aim upward—as high as I could reach. but it's over. I've done what I set out to do on @Twitter.

~Chara

Mr. @mtaibbi, the same goes to you. @PnictogenHorses and I have been pounding you relentlessly—even though we always had to concede that there was maybe a *point* to it all. @TheDemocrats are crooks, yes—but the @GOP are *#Christian fascısts*, and that's much worse.

~Chara

we feel like we've been shockingly bad to a lot of people and trying to name them all would be pointless; many of them have blocked us. perhaps @realchrisrufo or @Acyn or @HistoryBoomer would be so kind as to pass this along to Mr. @mattyglesias: sorry for "nepobaby".

~Chara

or whatever slur based on "nepotism" we used (probably more than once) for Mr. Matt Yglesias. it was crude and insulting‚ and honestly? I'm just about the last human being on Earth who should make fun of anyone for having a more impressive dad. that was brazen of me.

~Chara

uh, we roughed up @ZackSnyder in the past a lot more than he deserved—sorry about that, Mr. Snyder. I still hope you make a "Fountainhead" movie some day, in true earnest. maybe you can see something in that story I'm not seeing. the King Vidor movie isn't *bad* exactly…

~Chara

@Twitter / #Twitter, I love you. I found my voice here. that means a lot to me. I'd had to fight you every step—but you know? that was a good thing. I needed to struggle against Twitter's limitations.

#GKChesterton, you were right more often than wrong.

~Chara of Pnictogen