I want to predict Trump's Tweets when Prince Harry & Meghan Markle marry and he learns Barack & Michelle Obama are there!
"Trump turns on TV, sees Barack & Michelle Obama in the crowd"
Doing BIG WORK for the American People! Don't have time to go to celebrity events unlike my predecessor!
Doing BIG WORK for the American People! Don't have time to go to celebrity events unlike my predecessor!
"Sees Obama & wife attending reception, chatting with Mayor of London"
Mayor of London sympathizes with TERRORISTS! We need a STRONG BORDER to deal with Islamic Extremists! The previous administration welcomed them!
Mayor of London sympathizes with TERRORISTS! We need a STRONG BORDER to deal with Islamic Extremists! The previous administration welcomed them!
"Watches MSNBC, CNN report on Royal Wedding. Sees comment about Obama & Michelle there"
WASTE OF TAX MONEY! CHICAGO IN SHAMBLES? WHY ISN'T MY PREDECESSOR IN LONDON INSTEAD OF CHICAGO? FRAUD!
WASTE OF TAX MONEY! CHICAGO IN SHAMBLES? WHY ISN'T MY PREDECESSOR IN LONDON INSTEAD OF CHICAGO? FRAUD!
"Flips to TMZ, Entertainment Tonight & Access Hollywood. Sees coverage of Royal Wedding including what Barack & Michelle wore"
IN AMERICA WE DRESS WITH CLASS! SPENDING TAXPAYER DOLLARS ON UGLY CLOTHES! TACKY!
IN AMERICA WE DRESS WITH CLASS! SPENDING TAXPAYER DOLLARS ON UGLY CLOTHES! TACKY!
"Flips back to CNN. Sees the Obamas greeting Queen Elizabeth & Prince Philip"
MY PREDECSOR HAS LOTS OF TIME TO GO TO PARTIES WHILE I WORK FOR THE PEOPLE! WHILE HE'S BEIGN A CELEBRITY I'M GETTING THE JOB DONE!!
MY PREDECSOR HAS LOTS OF TIME TO GO TO PARTIES WHILE I WORK FOR THE PEOPLE! WHILE HE'S BEIGN A CELEBRITY I'M GETTING THE JOB DONE!!
"Turns on tv, sees Prince Harry & Meghan Markle wedding photos"
PRINCE HARRY MAKING BIG MISTAKE! TONS MORE WOMEN BETTER THAN MEGHAN! UK CAN HAVE HER, WONT BE ALLOWED BACK! TRAVEL BAN!
PRINCE HARRY MAKING BIG MISTAKE! TONS MORE WOMEN BETTER THAN MEGHAN! UK CAN HAVE HER, WONT BE ALLOWED BACK! TRAVEL BAN!
QUEEN ELIZABETH WANTED TO MEET ME BUT I'M TOO BUSY MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN SO I DECLINED.
LONDON IS TOO COLD AND DIRTY! WOULD RATHER SPEND TIME AT MY BEAUTIFUL GOLF COURSE IN SCOTLAND! MAYOR @MayorofLondon NEEDS TO CLEAN UP!!!
BETTY W. WANTED TO INVITE ME BUT I WAS TOLD OBAMA SAID NO! RED HEAD HARRY NEEDS TO PUT FOOT DOWN!
RED HEAD HARRY MADE BIG MISTAKE! MEGHAN MARKLE IS MOHHRT
NO ONE WANTS TO BE WITH STUFFY ROYALS! THEY ARE WASTE OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS ! I AM WORKING HARD AND AMERICA IS BACK ON TRACK!
RED HEAD HARRY LIVES OFF TAXPAYER MONEY! THATS WHY HE LIKES OBAMA SO MUCH! SAD!
GOING TO SOUTHERN WHITE HOUSE TOMORROW WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS WHO WANT TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND NOT TERRORIST HELL LOLE LIKE LONDON! ISLMIAC TERRORISTS ARE BAD PEOPLE! DO BETTER LONDON!
I HAVE DONE MORE IN 15 MONTHS IN OFFICE THAN MY PREDESOR DID IN 8 YEARS! I'M MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WHILE HE GOES TO PARTIES!
"retweets conspiracy about @HillaryClinton "
CROOKED HILLARY DESTROYED THIS COUNTRY AND I AM WORKING HARD TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER! NO TIME FOR PARTIES!
Queen Liz needs to put foot down and get back to TRADITION! RED HEAD HARRY MAKING BIG MISTAKE!
WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE FLYING TO LONDON TO GO TO PARTIES, I WILL BE HERE IN AMERICA MAKING IT GREAT AGAIN WITH BEAUTIFUL TAX CUTS, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL YOU'VE EVER SEEN! BUILD THAT WALL!
