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chris cantwell, represented by elmer wood, racist attorney at law, is filing suit against the two witnesses who testified against him re: his actions on A11. this document is a wild ride, y'all.
the naming conventions throughout the document are hilarious. cantwell's crew are named "Monumentals." he puts ANTIFA in all caps. and, elmer, please, there's no revcom party here iYW1RTYSEnR
page two and it's already OFF THE GODDAMN RAILS. this is a legal document. this is not the place for your 4chan-level transphobic, racist bullying.
also, if you're going to quote something, cite it.
syntax scramble/disco mustache
strange bedfellows
i assume he means for the vagueness to apply to the time, not the date... but this is not well written.
"meet and greet" sounds a little too formal for something that takes place in a walmart parLpbWR1VHmO
hereinafter "wheelchair"
that's not disrespectful at all. co3mJ5Uc7cak
what is "praying mantis" position? and why is it curious? or xUZXs12c32
i've spent enough time in court this past year to know this isn't acceptable. if the prosecutor can't use the word "aim" to describe richard preston pointing his gun at someone, elmer can't say what goad's vision was FOCUSED ON.
(assuming he means goad? there are 2 deizCrMOCQYk
this is so transparently transphobic that it's not even interesting anymore. it makes him look small and scared and foolish.
really making a lot of assumptions about emily's state of mind here...
[heads up bud, "those opposed to antifa(scists)" are fBdzzy02HLU
oh dear, i think he means the other way around? why would the officer tell emily what did or didn't happen?
also, note that emily is correctly gendered here. they KNOW which pronouns are correct and struggle to intentionally, consistently misgender her. it happened in court, too
seriously. of the 129 numbered paragraphs, gorcenski is mentioned by name in 38. in 15, male pronouns are used. female pronouns are used in 8. 3 paragraphs use both male and female pronouns. this moron can't even get his own hate speech right.
i think we already heard all of this at they hearing in november? remember that one? it lasted all day?
give it up, chris. your hatreon funds are gonna run out eventually. you ought to save that to pay for your ongoing defense.
anyway the whole suit is garbage and the document is a real treat.
courthousenews.com/wp-content/upl…
the fact that this man is an actual lawyer never ceases to amaze me.
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