Trolling 101: Accuse the Other of What You Yourself Do 
It doesn't take very long to start finding contradictions in @501Wittmann's tweets. He simultaneously lives in the 1st, 4th, and 5th congressional districts in Wisconsin, for example. 
Where was @501Wittmann born? Germany, except for when he was born in the USA amidst a storm of poor grammar and broken shift keys. 
Between a wife and girlfriend, both of whom he's at odds with politically, and a roommate, @501Wittmann certainly lives in a busy household. 
is fifty years old and retired from his job as a network administrator decades ago. That must've been one hell of a benefits package. 
Or maybe @501Wittmann's still working in IT (or "Military Simulations and Operations analysis") and a disabled vet simultaneously. You never know. 
One more thing: @501Wittmann's uncle would have been at most 12 or 13 years old at the END of World War II. Just saying. 
Briefly, here's what @501Wittmann tweets about. 32% of his tweets contain one of more of these terms. 
's tweet schedule is interesting, and portions of it don't seem consistent with his claim to be in WI (Central Time). 
Thanks to @ZellaQuixote, both for research assistance with this thread and for pointing out that the tweet timing visualizations look more than a little bit like player piano music.
