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Last night I had a dream that I got to talk to @ladygaga and she was SUPES NICE, but it has a Lenten Moral

It was at some sort of event, and she was there, and I didn’t want to like stalk her but I finally went up and talked to her. SO NICE, except she spoke Italian …
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Her english was broken, and so I got nervous and knew I had limited time with her, so I gushed over some of her songs, I wanted to know which "Ballad" was her favorite.

Then, because I wanted to get MY questions in, as if this was a one way situation I wanted to ask Qs ...
Mostly, about her FAITH and her Instagram and Tweets about the Catholic faith, and her thoughts on the Church, because again I SELFISHLY wanted to help rekindle the Faith, again I made it all about me. I told her she could ALWAYS talk to me about it so MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. ...
Moral: I realized that I made the entire thing about me. I woke up and felt AWFUL I didn't ask how she was feeling. (She recently canceled tour dates bc of health issues) I made it all about me and what I WANTED or what I thought I could gain. ...
My wife said, you know this wasn't about GAGA, it was about you and God.

She's right. I thought because I was ASKING about God, that I was doing the right thing. But I tried to make it be about ME helping her, but I didn't even care enough to ask about health. ...
Moral: He must increase, I must decrease.
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