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BRAID - A robotic drone created for close-quarters combat. Has long ribbon-like blades wrapped around each arm that can be braided into various weapons.
Sairon - A Bosmer wood elf who is a maniacal killer. Extremely accurate with a bow, but prefers to kill with a long handled fork.
Adrienne - A witch who specializes in potions. She really likes gardening. When drunk, she will go on long rants about how potions masters and alchemists are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
Tess - Adrienne's assistant. She came to the witch from a crowded, far away city in search of a potion that would make her biologically female.
Wrigley - A mint-based fighting game character. As a baby she was discovered wrapped in a massive sprig of spearmint
Bear Brown - An inter-dimensional traveler from a highly advanced society. He runs a junkyard and is definitely not the head of an organized crime outfit in any way.
100 GUN KENT - an assassin that carries one hundred guns in their trenchcoat
Signal Bee - Hero of justice. She defends Hive City against monsters from another dimension.
Meowdeline - A cat.
Barley - A rabbit
Neil - an extremely grumpy young man who transforms into a magical girl to fight monsters.
Catscot - An idiot
I'm fairly certain I do not have this many OCs
Lark - A triterran mercenary. She has a fairly noble code of ethics and a lot of guns
Jazz. Formerly a microfamous punk rocker, she's trying to start a new life for herself in rockabilly
Recoil - a cyborg superhero with a spring loaded piston-punch. Can crush a watermelon in her thighs
Consuela - after losing her head in a freak shark attack, she continues to survive by possessing the shark and her own dead body
Gillian - half man, half machine, half mermaid. She's 150% cute
Mac Macphee - a stage magician prodigy who was accidentally accepted to wizard school. Drawing cir. 2013
Dog.exe - H3LL0 THIS IS D0G.
Sam Mkintosh. Hard-boiled detective that keeps an entire database in his head. Addicted to cigarettes, somehow
The man on the moon - a celestial Warlock who herds asteroids on the moon.
Bailey - A fruit bat vampire beach bum.
Lem - the janitor of a hotel at the end of reality. He doesn't like mopping
Kim - Lem's mop water. She doesn't like mopping either
Zoe - a lamia
Volt Dynamo - an extremely powerful superhero. His intentions are good. But he's let fame get to his head. Oftentimes does more harm than good
Austin Space - An accidental space outlaw and semi-skilled mechanic. She specializes in fixing droids that are smaller than a breadbox.
Princess Caydrah of The Third Phase - a warrior princess from a planet that's extremely wary of outsiders. She loves humans and hopes to one day leave her home and travel the stars. basically a huge weeb, but for the entirety of human culture.
Mary Anne - She died whilst writing her magnum opus, and possessed her typewriter so she could finish it. But then she got writer's block so she's just spent the last seventy years smoking cigarettes and being bored
Business Shark - it's a shark in a suit. He does the best business
Skarf - a gelatinous, shapeshifting mercenary. He's much smaller than average for his species, and wears a large, humanoid cyber suit to compensate.
Oni-san. Runs an inn on the edge of reality. She looks much more composed than she really is
Answer Goose
Claret - A vampiric thrall specially designed to be the first of a new subspecies. Despite being undead she is still able to produce human blood
Scarecrow - a scarecrow who magically came to life. Her bird friends helped her pick out her pretty dress
Loretta Spring - A high school social studies teacher. DEFINITELY NOT RECOIL IN DISGUISE
Noriko - Neil's mother. A retired magical girl with an intense personality. Due to a complicated series of events, she is currently a rabbit.
Post Apocalyptic Cowboy - My Fallout OC. A crazy lady who wanders the wasteland on the west coast, and talks to her guns like they're people. Usually wears a gas mask.
Captain Vincenzo Bianchi - Captain of a Regency battle-cruiser. Widely considered to have "The nicest butt in the navy" according to an unofficial poll.
Freefall - a professional parkour athlete turned superhero. He's impact resistant: the harder you hit him, the less damage he takes. Because of this, he didn't realize he had a superpower until later in life. Taught himself to fight with "Bruce Lee's Fighting Method" pamphlets
Angel - A community organizer in a small suburb. Has the power of flight, super strength, and invulnerability. She's been scouted by numerous hero collectives and government organizations, but turned them all down, opting instead to focus on helping the people in her community.
Mako - Lives in a tourist-trap beach town and works at the aquarium. She's a wereshark, meaning that she turns into a shark every full moon and hides out in the aquarium tanks. Bailey's roommate.
Annie Wrath - known to her fans as "the punk princess". A popular rockstar by day and a magical girl by night. She looks fierce, but is really quite gentle and dignified.

(Older pics, sorry)
T.T. and Graham. A couple of losers who work in the kitchen of a popular jazz club. They dream of one day having an act of their own. They play electroswing music, obviously
Harold Gibbard - the transformation master of the ninth circle of Merlin. Harold is a powerful wizard of great renown. Unfortunately, titles and reputation don't pay the bills, so he also works part time as a high school English teacher
Mephistopheles - a Demon who owns a bar on the mortal plane. Occasionally makes "deals with the devil" with folks. Despite her fierce appearance she's quite laid back. She smokes a LOT of weed.
Marten - an ageless elf who wanders a world-encompassing labyrinth. She's been travelling for so long that she doesn't remember where she started, how long she's been travelling, or even how old she is. All she knows is she's trying to find the end of the maze
Georgie-Austin's old shipmate and C.O. Of ship maintenance. The visor helps identify damaged wires, but he mostly wears it to improve his anxiety. Has a big crush on Captain Vincenzo
Eda-lamram - a member of the gelatinous, shape-shifting Vanaa race. She's a stand-up comedian whos bits largely rely on goo-based puns. She misplaced an eye at some point but can't for the life of her remember where
Y'ALL THINK I'M PLAYIN. I WILL DROWN YOU IN OCs
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Hustle - A skilled mage and assassin. Rumor has it that she wears a mask because she's incredibly cute and is afraid that without it she won't be taken seriously.
Hugh Packard - agent Mckintosh's associate. They both belong to the same series of robot so their physical appearances are very similar. Hugh was the previous model, and is easily distinguished from Mckintosh by his penchant for slim, black clothing.
Space Dino - a dinosaur in space.
Express - A courier with super speed. she runs an independent delivery service in the greater Los Angeles area, and can deliver your packages faster than anybody else!
Carmen - Express's main competition. Gifted in multiple facets of telekinesis, she is capable of instantly teleporting from one location to another. Works for a big, unmentionable delivery conglomerate, and can deliver your packages faster than anybody else!
Josephine - the second-eldest of Neil's seven cousins. She works for her city's Supernatural Response Unit, a government funded organization that responds to crisis of supernatural origin. She uses Lycanthrope serum, an SRU tool that transforms the user into a giant dog
I found another Vincenzo pic
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