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Aug 8, 2020 16 tweets 3 min read
Few things I have experienced in my first 14days of marriage.

When I decided to tie the knot, one of the first things a friend told me was... “Guy, you don get license to Mekwe without guilt.”

I gave a big grin 😊

Brethren, grab a seat.
Issa thread 🧵 I’m not gonna lie like some motivational speakers, I was very excited about the idea of guilt free sex.

Imagine the thrill of NOT begging God for forgiveness after a wonderful session of Mekwe.

Hearing the Angels compliment you as you take every stroke.
Sep 10, 2019 70 tweets 21 min read
The chances of a man having sexual intercourse with a mother and daughter is 1 in 1000. In my wildest dreams I never believed I’ll engage in one. A volcano was set to erupt as I stood in the room with both.

Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #TuesdayMotivation Reality dawned on me that Mrs. Clark was Jessie’s mum as I struggled to process the shock.

Damn, I had slept with both mother and daughter without knowing.

“Femi!” Mrs. Clark screamed.

“You two know each other?” Jessie asked.
Sep 3, 2019 82 tweets 26 min read

Life comes at you very fast. One minute you’re balling with the richest and hottest sugar mummy in Abuja, the next minute you are back on the streets looking for a job.
Life wasn’t easy after getting dumped by Mrs. Clark.

Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle The hurl of insults from Bolaji on the missed opportunity didn’t help matters.
“Femi, You had a cougar who gave you everything. Money, cars, house, mouth watering allowances, including a bomb p**sy to die for. Yet, You still went ahead looking for a job. You will die poor.”
Mar 5, 2019 86 tweets 27 min read

“You have been sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labour.” The judge said as he banged the gavel. Those words echoed as I held the prison bars in anger.

My life was ruined because of a woman.
How did I get here?

Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #TuesdayMotivation **************************************************
Seyitan stood stark naked in front of me.

“Bayo, don’t you like what you see?” She said seductively.
Jan 21, 2019 6 tweets 2 min read
Who's ready for the concluding episode of BROKEN?

Sade's past haunts her. Will she pull through?

Find out as I take you on another thrilling adventure tomorrow at 8A.M (GMT+1)🇳🇬

Click the quoted tweet to refresh yourself on the previous episodes.

Jan 15, 2019 81 tweets 23 min read

As I approached the canal to dispose the baby, A bright light flashed on me.
I was caught red handed.
“Hold it right there.” A male voice thundered with authority.

Brethren, Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #depression #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation I stood motionless. I thought of running, but the road was too dark.
As he approached me, I noticed he had a locally made pistol and a well sharpened machete.

I closed my eyes to say my last prayers.
Jan 8, 2019 92 tweets 32 min read

Lita! Lita! Please wake up!” I screamed holding her lifeless body.
“Mum, you’ve killed her. I guess you’re happy now.” Bola said wryly as tears streamed down her eyes.

Brethren Issa thread.
#depression #TuesdayThoughts
#feeltheeagle “Take this.” She said handing me a note.
It read.
“Mum, All efforts to make you happy have proved futile. I guess my corpse will bring you joy.
Signed: A broken child.”
My reaction.
Dec 18, 2018 62 tweets 20 min read
THE RANCOUR PT4 (Final Episode)

Segun’s heartbreak had caused a rift in my heart. The pain, agony and trauma were too much to bear. Bitterness filled my heart. Only one thing would give me joy; Revenge.

Brethren, Issa Thread.
#feeltheeagle #tuesdaymotivation “How did you pull through the heart break?” The counsellor asked.

“It was a bitter sweet experience.” Bisi said.

“Continue with the story.” She urged.
Dec 11, 2018 91 tweets 29 min read

The trauma of being dickmatised set in barely 5days into Segun's departure for South Africa.
Adjusting to a new life without him was difficult.
6months seemed like 6centuries.

Brethren, issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #TuesdayMotivation #TuesdayThoughts Before we proceed lets have a recap of PT 1& 2.
Bisi was in a relationship with Segun. Her sexual urges were uncontrollable. This led to series of abortions

Según travelled to SA on a 6month training for his new position at work.
(Check the thread of my pinned tweet to catch up)
Oct 30, 2018 66 tweets 23 min read

I could feel life fade away as I gasped for breath from the firm grip on my neck.
“I will kill you today.” Said the monster, ironically my husband who pushed me against the Balcony.

Brethren Issa thread.
#domesticviolence #TuesdayThoughts #feeltheeagle The most anticipated wedding in Benin City had just concluded. The cloak of being unmarried had been removed. I heaved a sigh of relief. I reminisced on the Red flags I saw before marrying pastor Oamen, I believed marriage would change him.
We bid our members farewell.
Oct 23, 2018 71 tweets 25 min read

I opened the door.
“Pastor” I screamed.
“Honey, It is the work of the devil. She seduced me.” Pastor Oamen (My husband to be) begged pointed at Bimbo who withdrew her mouth from his erect penis.

Brethren, Issa thread.
#terrifictuesday #TuesdayMotivation
#feeltheeagle “Ladies and Gentlemen, with a standing ovation make welcome, A woman of honour, a role model, philanthropist, business tycoon and humanitarian. Mrs Eno Oamen.” Said the MC.
An excited crowd cheered as she Mounted the podium.
Oct 9, 2018 44 tweets 16 min read

I was pinned to the ground. I watched them take turns on me. 4 of them. My pubic region hurt badly. I closed my eyes awaiting death to lay its icy hands on me. But life was keen to show me a side I never wanted to experience.

Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle Mary walked into the house sobbing. "Mum, I'm tired of men. infact men are scum."
"Why dear?" Lizzy asked.
"Tunde broke up with me."
Sep 25, 2018 60 tweets 19 min read
“Honey! I can't find my penis.” Tayo whispered
“You must be joking.” Funke said adjusting her wedding gown.
“May the Bride and groom proceed to make their vows.” The pastor called out.
Funke gave him a stern look.
Tayo‘s reaction.

Brethren Issa crazy thread Tayo woke up feeling excited. It was his wedding day.
With high expectations he knew this was going to be the best day of his life.
Sep 18, 2018 89 tweets 30 min read

“Bayo, I’m pregnant. What are we going to do about it?” Uduak asked
There was an awkward silence.
He looked down at his manhood. “ Shey you see wetin you don cause. Konji na bastard.” He thought to himself.

Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #terrifictuesday Bayo had just been transferred to Calabar to manage a new branch of his firm. Despite the promotion he felt lonely and sad. Distance had separated him from Bolanle - the love of his life:
Sep 11, 2018 71 tweets 23 min read
Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Joe narrated how circumstances led him to date a demented cougar who was ready to take down any female that comes close to him
Read below👇

Brace yourself for suspense.
Issa thread. If you haven’t read PT1 click the quoted tweet above before continuing this thread.👆

For those who have read the previous episode, Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?
Sep 4, 2018 69 tweets 26 min read

“I watched her bleed to death, it was the most relieving sight to behold. I could feel the adrenaline rush come to an end.”

“Joe! I don’t believe you. You can’t hurt a fly.” Said Jenny.
“Believe me. I did it for you.”

Issa thread.
#feetheeagle #terrifictuesday “I’m ready to confess everything to you. If you chose to hear me out.”

Jenny gave a long pause still trying to process the shocking confession she was about to hear.

“Ok Joe, go ahead.” She said in a low tone.
Aug 28, 2018 82 tweets 28 min read

Fred stood with arms on his head looking at the motionless body of the hooker he barely met 2hours ago.

“My penis don put me for wahala.” He wailed.

“Guy, we need to dispose this body before daybreak” Efe suggested.

Brethren, Issa Crazy thread.
#feeltheeagle Fred hustled for years without reward. Every available option failed. Living from hand to mouth was a miracle as the chances of surviving the next day became a gamble.
Aug 21, 2018 85 tweets 34 min read

Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Kate narrated how she turned down mark’s proposal despite the sacrifices he made.
Read below.👇

Brethren, Grab your popcorn. Issa suspense filled thread.

Now, Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?
Aug 7, 2018 81 tweets 27 min read

Fred looked at his completely ruptured penis. The pain from the teeth marks inflicted on his machine gun by Lady Binta who laid motionless on the floor was excruciating.
Emeka’s laughter added salt to the injury.

Brethren grab your popcorns issa thread.
#feeltheeagle You may wonder how fred got himself into this mess.
Years back, Fred was a casualty of the mass sacking in banks during the economic melt down.
He struggled to get a job, after many failed interviews.
Jul 31, 2018 82 tweets 26 min read
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of part 1

Issa Thread.

PART1 - Amanda struggled to find love, Her stigma made her develop a strong hatred for men.

Ensure you read the quoted tweet above 👆 (THE FEMINIST PT1) before you continue.

Lets get down to business.
Jul 17, 2018 78 tweets 28 min read

She opened the door.
“Femi!” Amanda screamed.
“Why are you acting surprised, What you couldn’t give me, I got it elsewhere.” Femi retorted.
She pulled the bedsheet to reveal the lady hiding her face. Behold it was Funke her best friend.

Issa thread. Amanda Coker was raised in a christian home. Her father was the G.O of Temple of life ministries. Being a youth leader in church, she lived an exemplary life for youths to emulate. Her goal was to preserve her virginity till marriage.