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The chances of a man having sexual intercourse with a mother and daughter is 1 in 1000. In my wildest dreams I never believed I’ll engage in one. A volcano was set to erupt as I stood in the room with both.

Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #TuesdayMotivation
Reality dawned on me that Mrs. Clark was Jessie’s mum as I struggled to process the shock.

Damn, I had slept with both mother and daughter without knowing.

“Femi!” Mrs. Clark screamed.

“You two know each other?” Jessie asked.
There was a long pause.

“Mum!… Femi say something.” Jessie yelled trying to process what was going on.
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Life comes at you very fast. One minute you’re balling with the richest and hottest sugar mummy in Abuja, the next minute you are back on the streets looking for a job.
Life wasn’t easy after getting dumped by Mrs. Clark.

Brethren Issa thread.
The hurl of insults from Bolaji on the missed opportunity didn’t help matters.
“Femi, You had a cougar who gave you everything. Money, cars, house, mouth watering allowances, including a bomb p**sy to die for. Yet, You still went ahead looking for a job. You will die poor.”
“I didnt want my degree to waste.” I said.
“Your degree kill you there. How many times would I tell you that School is a big scam?”
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“You have been sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labour.” The judge said as he banged the gavel. Those words echoed as I held the prison bars in anger.

My life was ruined because of a woman.
How did I get here?

Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #TuesdayMotivation
Seyitan stood stark naked in front of me.

“Bayo, don’t you like what you see?” She said seductively.
Her firm nipples and curved body shaped like a sea goddess were too hard to resist as my Erect manhood sold me out.
“But…but…” I stuttered.
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As I approached the canal to dispose the baby, A bright light flashed on me.
I was caught red handed.
“Hold it right there.” A male voice thundered with authority.

Brethren, Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #depression #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation
I stood motionless. I thought of running, but the road was too dark.
As he approached me, I noticed he had a locally made pistol and a well sharpened machete.

I closed my eyes to say my last prayers.
“Please, don’t hurt me.” I begged.
He didn’t say a word.

Suddenly, he blew a whistle. More armed men trooped out from different corners.
In a matter of minutes, I was surrounded.

Though I was tired of life, I didn’t want it to end this way.
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Lita! Lita! Please wake up!” I screamed holding her lifeless body.
“Mum, you’ve killed her. I guess you’re happy now.” Bola said wryly as tears streamed down her eyes.

Brethren Issa thread.
#depression #TuesdayThoughts
“Take this.” She said handing me a note.
It read.
“Mum, All efforts to make you happy have proved futile. I guess my corpse will bring you joy.
Signed: A broken child.”
My reaction.
A cold chill ran down my spine. Flashes of my past actions came in quick succession.
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THE RANCOUR PT4 (Final Episode)

Segun’s heartbreak had caused a rift in my heart. The pain, agony and trauma were too much to bear. Bitterness filled my heart. Only one thing would give me joy; Revenge.

Brethren, Issa Thread.
#feeltheeagle #tuesdaymotivation
“How did you pull through the heart break?” The counsellor asked.

“It was a bitter sweet experience.” Bisi said.

“Continue with the story.” She urged.
I went to NYSC camp in Niger state. Hoping to start a new life.

Jerry called daily to ensure I was Ok in camp.

He tried everything to make me forgive and forget Segun. I found it difficult.

Jerry was also heart broken by betty, but I admired the way he handled it.
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The trauma of being dickmatised set in barely 5days into Segun's departure for South Africa.
Adjusting to a new life without him was difficult.
6months seemed like 6centuries.

Brethren, issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #TuesdayMotivation #TuesdayThoughts
Before we proceed lets have a recap of PT 1& 2.
Bisi was in a relationship with Segun. Her sexual urges were uncontrollable. This led to series of abortions

Según travelled to SA on a 6month training for his new position at work.
(Check the thread of my pinned tweet to catch up)
Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?

Please do well to retweet. I see lots of votes on the polls compared to retweets.
Biko nu!
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I could feel life fade away as I gasped for breath from the firm grip on my neck.
“I will kill you today.” Said the monster, ironically my husband who pushed me against the Balcony.

Brethren Issa thread.
#domesticviolence #TuesdayThoughts #feeltheeagle
The most anticipated wedding in Benin City had just concluded. The cloak of being unmarried had been removed. I heaved a sigh of relief. I reminisced on the Red flags I saw before marrying pastor Oamen, I believed marriage would change him.
We bid our members farewell.
We got home.
“Come Closer. On your knees” He said.
I Knelt. He laid hands on my head.
“Oh lord! Give her the grace to be humble. Make her worship me. She must respect me. She will submit like a good wife. Nothing will break the union In Jesus name.”
"Amen." I said Reluctantly.
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I opened the door.
“Pastor” I screamed.
“Honey, It is the work of the devil. She seduced me.” Pastor Oamen (My husband to be) begged pointed at Bimbo who withdrew her mouth from his erect penis.

Brethren, Issa thread.
#terrifictuesday #TuesdayMotivation
“Ladies and Gentlemen, with a standing ovation make welcome, A woman of honour, a role model, philanthropist, business tycoon and humanitarian. Mrs Eno Oamen.” Said the MC.
An excited crowd cheered as she Mounted the podium.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I didn’t plan to be motivational speaker. Life made me one. My story should be a lesson to you all who want to get married.” Said Eno.
I was 30 and unmarried after many failed relationships. The pressure from my family was unbearable.
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I was pinned to the ground. I watched them take turns on me. 4 of them. My pubic region hurt badly. I closed my eyes awaiting death to lay its icy hands on me. But life was keen to show me a side I never wanted to experience.

Issa thread.
Mary walked into the house sobbing. "Mum, I'm tired of men. infact men are scum."
"Why dear?" Lizzy asked.
"Tunde broke up with me."
"And you generalise men as scum because of that?"
"Yes mum. I've heard many bad stories about men."
"What can you say of your dad?"
"He is nice. You are lucky to have him."
"Seat down, young woman. Let me tell you a story of my life."
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“Honey! I can't find my penis.” Tayo whispered
“You must be joking.” Funke said adjusting her wedding gown.
“May the Bride and groom proceed to make their vows.” The pastor called out.
Funke gave him a stern look.
Tayo‘s reaction.

Brethren Issa crazy thread
Tayo woke up feeling excited. It was his wedding day.
With high expectations he knew this was going to be the best day of his life.
Segun & Shola, his best friends walked in.
“At last, you’ll get laid today.”
“Yes O! The wait was worth it.”
“Na man you be. I can’t even stay a week without it. Talk more of staying with one woman.” Shola remarked.
“Sex is sweet but before marriage it is a sin.” Tayo retorted
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“Bayo, I’m pregnant. What are we going to do about it?” Uduak asked
There was an awkward silence.
He looked down at his manhood. “ Shey you see wetin you don cause. Konji na bastard.” He thought to himself.

Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #terrifictuesday
Bayo had just been transferred to Calabar to manage a new branch of his firm. Despite the promotion he felt lonely and sad. Distance had separated him from Bolanle - the love of his life:
He rented a 2 bedroom apartment at the heart of Calabar. Marian to be precise.
He loved everything about the City. It was cool, calm, Clean and green unlike the Lagos hustling and bustling of people.
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Fred stood with arms on his head looking at the motionless body of the hooker he barely met 2hours ago.

“My penis don put me for wahala.” He wailed.

“Guy, we need to dispose this body before daybreak” Efe suggested.

Brethren, Issa Crazy thread.
Fred hustled for years without reward. Every available option failed. Living from hand to mouth was a miracle as the chances of surviving the next day became a gamble.
His only escape was ‘Corporate begging.’
He laced his shoe, tucked in his shirt and set off for the daily hustle.
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Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Kate narrated how she turned down mark’s proposal despite the sacrifices he made.
Read below.👇

Brethren, Grab your popcorn. Issa suspense filled thread.

Now, Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?

“You have been sentenced to 25 years in prison with hard labour.” The Judge said. The sound of the Gavel shattered my heart. I can still hear the echoes of the Gavel." Kate said.
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Fred looked at his completely ruptured penis. The pain from the teeth marks inflicted on his machine gun by Lady Binta who laid motionless on the floor was excruciating.
Emeka’s laughter added salt to the injury.

Brethren grab your popcorns issa thread.
You may wonder how fred got himself into this mess.
Years back, Fred was a casualty of the mass sacking in banks during the economic melt down.
He struggled to get a job, after many failed interviews.
On this faithful day, after another unfruitful interview he was ramped into a mud of water by an SUV who had lost its brakes.
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Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of part 1

Issa Thread.

PART1 - Amanda struggled to find love, Her stigma made her develop a strong hatred for men.

Ensure you read the quoted tweet above 👆 (THE FEMINIST PT1) before you continue.

Lets get down to business.

“Dad, you wanted having a word with me.” Amanda inquired.
“Yes dear. You just turned 31, and we are yet to see any man.”
“Marriage is not an accomplishment.” Amanda said.

Mum and Dad’s reaction.

Issa thread.
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She opened the door.
“Femi!” Amanda screamed.
“Why are you acting surprised, What you couldn’t give me, I got it elsewhere.” Femi retorted.
She pulled the bedsheet to reveal the lady hiding her face. Behold it was Funke her best friend.

Issa thread.
Amanda Coker was raised in a christian home. Her father was the G.O of Temple of life ministries. Being a youth leader in church, she lived an exemplary life for youths to emulate. Her goal was to preserve her virginity till marriage.
Femi was a first timer in church. Amanda welcomed him. His smile left her spell bound. She felt a strange feeling she had never felt before.
“Sweet Jesus, he’s good looking.” She thought to herself.
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“I am tired of all this. Are you the first virgin in the world?” Ike said angrily.
“Ike, I love you. We can kiss or cuddle but I want to preserve my virginity till marriage.” Amaka asserted.

Brethren Issa thread.
“My team just won the Nigerian premier league. I was the MVP, I would have celebrated the night in this plush hotel with other women, But I chose to spend it with you and this is what I get in return.”
“Ike, We don’t need to have sex to Celebrate or prove my love. We have invested 2years in this relationship, don’t let us spoil it.”
“You can call it investment, I call it endurance. I can’t wait anymore.”
“Ok, Let’s get married.” Amaka insisted.
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Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of previous episodes. #feeltheeagle

Issa thread.

PART1 - Según struggled to find love, certain challenges hindered his quest.
Link below.👇
PART2 - After a series of Heartbreak, he decides to ditch his quest for true love and take revenge on every descendant of eve that comes his way.

Link below.👇
Now Lets get down to business.😉👍
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