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I make the occasional video and own a bit of $TSLA. SOLVING THE MONEY PROBLEM. #TSLA
Mar 15, 2023 • 12 tweets • 6 min read
1/ I asked GPT-4 to write 10 tweets about Tesla STOCK for me to post on twitter.

Here they are:

$TSLA 2/ 🚀 #TSLA soaring to new heights! With their latest innovation in battery tech, it's no wonder investors are betting big on @Tesla. The future is electric! ⚡️🔋 #TeslaStock
Mar 15, 2023 • 12 tweets • 8 min read
1/ I asked GPT-4 to write 10 tweets about Tesla for me to post on twitter.

So, here they are.

$TSLA 2/ 🔌 Just charged my #Tesla for the first time at a V4 Supercharger! ⚡️ The future is here, and it's electrifying! 🚗💨 #ZeroEmissions #ElectricVehicles
Dec 20, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Looking forward to learning the answer to this VERY difficult question.
Dec 20, 2022 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
1/ This is fking ABSURD. Please, people, go read this abomination.

Don't describe an "addict" as an "addict" because: "Trivializes the experiences of people who deal with substance abuse issues". 2/ Don't describe a "quadriplegic" accurately as "quadriplegic" because: "This term generalizes a
population of people while also implying that people with disabilities are not capable."
Dec 12, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
1/ So @elonmusk is out here trying to extinguish a raging civilization-level fire, knowing full well he will suffer third degree burns while doing so.

As he does, many ppl are asking "WTF is he doing? There's no fire. I can't even smell smoke. Why is he doing this? I'm confused" 2/ Musk is one of the few people with open eyes who is both ABLE & WILLING to suffer serious burns in an attempt to extinguish this raging inferno.

As he does this, the naive masses look on, seeing no smoke or flames, thinking he's absolutely insane, clueless to his motivations.
Oct 6, 2022 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
1/ One of the bizarre things I’ve learned:

A sub set of ppl will hear words, then magically invent a bunch of meaning that was not there—then strongly believe that YOU said all the magically invented meaning they conjured up & believe all their false conclusions are well-founded 2/ I've been sharing thoughts and opinions very publicly for ~3 years. It still stuns me every time it happens. I know what I've said, I know my positions and thoughts and so often I see someone confidently (and incorrectly) explaining a position "I have".
Oct 3, 2022 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
1/ The days of big legacy brands dominating product sales are numbered.

People with large social media reach (5-100M+) are going to steal their customers.

The model is simple. Launch a product your audience already buys. Burgers, booze, cosmetics, health—nothing is off limits. 2/ Some examples are Happy Dad from @nelkboys, Beast Burger from @MrBeast, cosmetics from @KylieJenner Jenner, weed from @MikeTyson etc.

Big brands can't compete with this. Customer acquisition is basically FREE. Trust is already established.
Oct 3, 2022 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
1/ Don't forget, we'll hear form the media & analysts in a few hours.

btw, side note. Was talking to my Dad recently, he was asking what videos I've done recently, mentioned the TSLAQ roast, referred to this tweet, then he asked me to explain what was in the tweet....

$TSLA 2/ ...so I literally explained line by line what I'd said in the above tweet, emojis and all :/

$TSLA
Oct 1, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
Can you guys and girls post screencaps of TSLAQ haters reacting to the Tesla bot? Post them in the comments. Would be nice to have these in one place ;)

$TSLA Keep 'em coming!! 😂
Sep 19, 2022 • 18 tweets • 4 min read
1/

Regarding @elonmusk's twitter acquisition.

A thread.

@chancery_daily #Twitter #ElonMusk 2/
1. Elon WANTS this deal to close (he just doesn’t want to get f’d over)
2. Elon is NOT one to play games (his online troll person IS NOT a barometer for how seriously he takes SERIOUS matters)
3. Twitter has NOT satisfactorily substantiated their bot/mDAU claims to @elonmusk
Sep 17, 2022 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
1/ Dear NFT owners,

In % terms, how much are your NFT holdings worth today vs what you paid? 2/ I watched the space with fascination, never bought any, didn't make any (would have been a EZ money grab—people were BEGGING me to make some during peak NFT mania) and held private assumptions about what might happen to the space & specific projects.
May 26, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
1/ This should surprise NO ONE.

I am often badgered to provide my date of birth so twitter can make more money selling targeted ads under the guise of wanting to ensure I don't see inappropriate content.

This is a dishonest business practice. @elonmusk $TWTR #Twitter #Dishonest 2/ This is almost as bad as the original facebook TOS. I actually READ everything before signing up & was stunned that failure to provide my FULL legal name could result in IMMEDIATE termination of my account.

Obviously a huge red flag and obvs they did not get what they wanted.
May 24, 2022 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
1/ How much have you spent (approx) on courses, seminars and educational books in your lifetime?

DO NOT INCLUDE UNIVERSITY/COLLEGE TUITION. 2/ A GREAT rule of thumb (which I learned over a decade ago) is to invest 3% of your annual income in personal development/growth/education EVERY YEAR.

At the time, I was living below the poverty line to accelerate my investment in real estate yet STILL committed to this 3% rule
Apr 14, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
1/ I believe over the next ~3 years it will become evident to everyone except TSLAQ that:

- Tesla is 5-10 years ahead on everything (incl securing materials & building supply chain)
- 90% of legacy auto will be bankrupt by end of decade
- Volume EV production is hard

$TSLA 2/ Legacy auto sales are in freefall. Companies are hiding behind "supply chain challenges". Sure, this is playing a role but I am on the record: NO legacy automaker's sales volumes will rebound and exceed previous peak (annual sales).

They're all f'd. ALL.

$TSLA
Feb 2, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
1.

In the end, the truth will win.

And before the end?

Until production exceeds demand & Tesla has no pricing power (cut prices = more demand), Tesla needn't waste a cent or second on PR. It counts for NAUGHT.

$TSLA 2.
By the time $TSLA has ramped production enough to cater to demand, there will be 10-20+ millions Tesla's on roads and people will universally "KNOW" Tesla's are the best, safest etc due to direct experience/word of mouth just like today everyone KNOWS Apple makes the best.