‘Twas the night before the Election,
And just like a mouse,
The Republicans were scurrying,
“We’re losing the House!”
Melania was nestled,
All snug in her bed,
While visions of “someone else”...
Danced in her head.
And Trump in his suit,
And his ill-fitting tie,
Had just settled down,
To tweet some more lies.
When out on the Front Lawn,
Arose such a clutter,
Trump sprang from the bed,
“Oh shit! Is it Mueller??”
When, what to Trump’s
Wondering eyes couldn’t miss,
But IT’S FUCKING SANTA CLAUS,
AND HE LOOKS PISSED.
Trump knew in a moment
It must be St. Nick,
“Look at those hands!
He’s got a huge dick!”
"Did they get the shot?"
"I pointed directly at it 3x."
"I turned and double pointed just to be clear."
"Did they pick up the 'Boom, Boom, Boom….Something is Happening'?"
Yes, Mr. President, Anons are actively tracking. Message received.
"Good, that's good."
1/ I'm just sitting down to take stock of this day, & I'm going to start a list of ridiculous things the Republicans are doing as a last ditch effort-please feel free to add to it:
*GA: Kemp declares the Dems have 'hacked' the election in GA today (after a court - #ElectionEve -
2/ruling forcing him to release the 52K withheld voter registrations by midnight tonight)
*AZ: Maricopa Coutny is going to be key in the results of that Senate race, so they've just announced that they won't be releasing absentee voter results until 5pm on Thursday.
3/ 7:29pm ET: It's being reported now that the Republican House is in a state of panic & chaos. Blaming Trump, the man whom they blindly followed for the last 2 yrs-to the point of not doing their jobs at all- R Congress are saying that he 'hijacked' their election... #VoteBlue
It's #ElectionEve and I want to tell you why I #vote.
My parents were Socialists.
They grew up dirt poor.
They believed in creating change in their lifetimes.
They raised us to believe the same.
When we were small, they were Civil Rights workers.
My dad was a Freedom Rider.
Our early childhood was framed within & by the #CRM.
My mother wasn't well, but she did everything she knew how, to ensure that black Americans had the right to vote, a right she cherished because her mother had been a baby #suffragist and had fought for that right for women.
The fallout for my parents was minor compared to their black friends, but it was violent and hate-strewn and they worried about their children being hurt.
And we were hurt. I got beaten up a lot because then as now I refused silence. I got in a lot of fist fights.
Believe it or not, I will not be voting again in US politics until I see an end to this two party dictatorship; where we are divided by our tribalism and media convincing us to vote for the lesser of two evils and cucks who bend to the will of special interests and lobbies.
My last ounce of faith in this rigged system was @realDonaldTrump but he went back on the most important thing I voted for him for: No dancing to globalism. His foreign policy is 100% cucked neocon; everyone of us has the blood the innocent Syrian and Yemeni people on our hands.
I don't care about a wall or tax cuts; all of this can be reversed. When Trump leaves, the next president can raise taxes or take down any wall built (if its ever built.) Out govt will remain divided, apparently for the sake of checks and balances, but this too is bullshit.
- It’s #ElectionEve and he’s nervous
- Ranting and raving like a fool
- Maybe he’s distracted because it’s also #NationalDoughnutDay
- Rihanna goes after him
- Axl Rose goes after him
- All the cool people hate Trump
- Go vote!
- It’s still only 11am
2. If you don't know where to vote/how to vote/who is running, please contact me, and I will help. Seriously, I will not shame you. I will help you. Do not feel embarrassed. I will cheer you for wanting to vote.