Discover and read the best of Twitter Threads about #shenjiu
Most recents (14)
#shenjiu, mortal SJ Part V:
Liu Qingge gasped back to life with a hacking cough and the worst headache of his life.
Liu Qingge gasped back to life with a hacking cough and the worst headache of his life.
His heart hammered a thousand beats in his chest, every muscle in his body screaming for mercy as he tried to get up - fell - tried to get up again, and see where he was.
He was... he was... his vision finally refocused, and he looked around the empty, ruined cave in disbelief.
He was... he was... his vision finally refocused, and he looked around the empty, ruined cave in disbelief.
Right. He had been in the Lingxi Caves. He had been... meditating? Training with Cheng Luan? He had been doing _something_, and then...
There had never been room for idleness on Qing Jing Peak. From his first day on Shen Jiu had raced to catch up to everyone, to become the Head Disciple. Then he had become its Peak Lord - for all the good it had done him - and his workload quadrupled.
He was always reading, writing, teaching, meditating, going out on missions, managing the peak's budget, avoiding his peers' judgmental eyes. It had been an exhausting way to live, and he'd seldom slept then.
#shenjiu, mortal SJ Part III. Depressing thoughts ahead!
When he woke again, it was already night.
Shen Qingqiu stared into the darkness for a long while, his body too stiff and unyielding to want to stretch and unfold itself as it used to.
His body hurt. Everything hurt.
When he woke again, it was already night.
Shen Qingqiu stared into the darkness for a long while, his body too stiff and unyielding to want to stretch and unfold itself as it used to.
His body hurt. Everything hurt.
Eventually he got up, though his vision swam as he stood up on unsteady two feet. His throat was parched, he was starving, and he had neither food nor clean water at hand.
You chose this, SJ told himself as he fumbled into the kitchen, praying - against all odds - that the previous inhabitant had somehow left some kindling and a flint.
There is so much SJ discourse going around again
So time to have some fun again
So time to have some fun again
Let us all show our appreciation for our one and only ruler, #ShenJiu 👑🎋
So drop all of your Emperor/Empress!SJ HCs here, from cute 💕 to spicy 🫦
So drop all of your Emperor/Empress!SJ HCs here, from cute 💕 to spicy 🫦
Despite being the ruler SJ does most things on his own still, because he doesn't like being fussed over like some "spoiled lazy bum"
#shenjiu, mortal SJ AU Part II:
"A-Yan, where's the laundry? It's dark already!"
"I'm doing it now, A'Niang!"
_For heaven's sake_, A-Yan thought with a roll of his eyes as he hurried out of the house and towards the fields where the family's clothes had been drying all day.
"A-Yan, where's the laundry? It's dark already!"
"I'm doing it now, A'Niang!"
_For heaven's sake_, A-Yan thought with a roll of his eyes as he hurried out of the house and towards the fields where the family's clothes had been drying all day.
The old woman didn't have to nag just because he got distracted and came back late from collecting firewood! Maybe he'd gotten waylaid and snacked on some wild apples, but so what, there was hardly ever enough food to go around at the best of times. You had to eat when you could.
With a mutter under his breath he pulled off the clothes from the bamboo poles they'd been hanging on. A'Niang's clothes, A'Die's clothes, Da-ge's and Meimei's, check, check -
#shenjiu, all x Jiu dynamics (or gen, if you prefer) hahaha...
*
Qi Qinggi seldom went down the mountain on her own.
Firstly, because Xian Shu had everything a cultivator could need, and secondly, when a cultivator was from Xian Shu _everyone_ paid attention, for good or bad.
*
Qi Qinggi seldom went down the mountain on her own.
Firstly, because Xian Shu had everything a cultivator could need, and secondly, when a cultivator was from Xian Shu _everyone_ paid attention, for good or bad.
Mostly for bad. Cultivators from other sects couldn't help but ask inappropriate questions about what life in Xian Shu was Really Like, and while most mortals had the sense to leave her be, aware she was far more than they could handle, sometimes a callous young lord would
challenge her, unable to believe a woman of her stature really existed, but more importantly, _dared_ to exist in a world full of wives and concubines who spent their entire lives buried in the boudoir and the inner courtyard...
And speaking of one such callous lord...
And speaking of one such callous lord...
Shizun Yuan and disciple Shen Jiu would be such a gold mine of angst. Think about it, at first SY would probably still be under OOC mode and would have to ignore Shen Jiu's brothel visits right? 1/ #svss #shencest #shenjiu #ShenQingqiu #shenyuan #scumcum #danmei #dameitwt
I already know his lil gremlin brain would be going thru leaps and jumps ranting how obvious SJ was in his scuminess. Meanwhile, Shen Jiu is already highly self-conscious know the all the small differences in his shizun means Shizun is displeased w/him. He just doesn't know why
If i REALLY wanted this angst, Shen Jiu's original shizun used him as a cauldron, now that Shizun Yuan isnt visiting Shen Jiu in his little bamboo hut, Shen Jiu worries he's outlived his use.Orig, SJs OG shizun told him to go to WRP so no 1 would question his damaged meridians...
So, time for daily #ShowerThoughts i need bingge to accidentally transform into a dog and have no idea how to return into his human form.Shen Jiu being a fellow pet simp sees an adorable fluffy black dog who's hurt and takes him home #svsss #binggejiu #danmeitwt #ShenJiu #bingge
LBG wakes up to gentle hands dressing his wounds and a pleasant voice humming a tune that sounds familiar.Another maiden saved him and wants to become his wife? He wondered what she looked like. LBH cracked open an eye and saw the daintiest hands he's since he was a disciple wai-
Tho-those hands! Bingge would NEVER forget those cruel pale beautiful,tender, and elegant hands! He's dreamt of ripping them off and storing them away everyday for nearly a decade! How and WHEN was he put into SQQ's mercy?
Shen Jiu sighs laughing as tears fall down "are you done playing Luo Binghe?" he gives a sardonic smile "after all these decades, you're still calling me shizun? Just how long do you want to continue this dream?"
LBH looks up baffled. "Sh-shizun?What do you mean"
LBH looks up baffled. "Sh-shizun?What do you mean"
Shen Jiu hummed, fiddling w/the tip of his sword watching LBH's blood pool on the floor.
"Im not sure LBH, emperor of 3 realms, harem owner of 3000,sole owner of Xin Mo, and my murder ."
Shen Jiu smiled, the 1st genuine smile he has in the past half decade, but it was all teeth
"Im not sure LBH, emperor of 3 realms, harem owner of 3000,sole owner of Xin Mo, and my murder ."
Shen Jiu smiled, the 1st genuine smile he has in the past half decade, but it was all teeth
LBH turned deathly pale, how h-how did he know-....
Shen Jiu threw Xiuya down into the abyss shrugging at LBH's shocked expression.
"if anything Luo Binghe, i hoped you enjoyed my performance enough to release me. I'm not quite sure i was the 'kind' shizun you were looking 4,but-
Shen Jiu threw Xiuya down into the abyss shrugging at LBH's shocked expression.
"if anything Luo Binghe, i hoped you enjoyed my performance enough to release me. I'm not quite sure i was the 'kind' shizun you were looking 4,but-
Crack au but what if TLJ kidnapped Shen Jiu before bingge could get to him ?
#svsss #svss #ShenJiu #danmeitwt
#svsss #svss #ShenJiu #danmeitwt
TLJ really just wanted revenge on YGY for being the only living person involved in his imprisonment. Unfortunately the sect master's current strength was still unknown. His second in command however... Would be easy enough to subdue. ZZL knows the man frequents brothels
ZZL slips in some sedatives& blood into his tea& carries the man out of brothel successfully pulls of a kidnapping. Everything is going 2 plan, until...it wasnt. When TLJ recieved his hostage still in his IRs, gagged,tied & blindfolded he looked straight out of his yellowbooks
Shencest will never leave my mind. 😭 Its so underloved. I NEED Shen Yuan to do a world a favor and fuck his big bro.Fuck gege A-Yuan. In an AU Shen Yuan and his lanky ass fucks the scum villain to save the protagonist of course! #svsss #shenyuan #shenqingqiu #shenjiu #danmeitwt
Its a fact that Shen Jiu is a morosexual. He probably pops a boner the MOMENT dumb men look defenseless and need him just to survive. Shen Yuan, this tall useless little dumbass clinging to him claiming to be his long lost didi, would ruin Shen Jiu.
SY smirking internally thinking: HA! 😤Cannon fodders really have negative braincells. Someone random calls you gege and looks a little similar to you and you just believe them ??? Someone w/this level of intelligence is better suited to be in a wife plot rather than a villain !
Shecest Yall remember the early 2000s goth? SJ being the typical eldest goth sibling slutting it up in rebellion& his dweeb gamer lil bro trying to prove his masculinity by peeping in on his goth bro and his hot goth girl friends as a dare #svsss #ShenQingqiu #danmeitwt #shenjiu
The only one changing in was his brother though,but for some reason Lil Yuan can't help but get hard.Shen Jiu's wearing a black hello kitty thong wiggling himself into mesh stockings and ass shaking as he's careful not to tear his Jiejie's stockings she bought over 4 him to try
SY's bFF SQH was squeaking its wrong to peep, but the other boys were desperate to shove him to the side and get a peek at the girls through the peephole. Mumbling SY's Jiu-ge was just to cool having girls undressed in front of him, but Jiu-ge was undressed in front of girls!
a rare pair that i think would work well together is Mobei Jun x Shen Jiu. Both ice queens, but Shen Jiu is just so pointy w/his words but turns soft like snow w/his actions. MBJ is the opposite. 1/ #mobeijun #shenjiu #svsss #danmei
AU where Bingge wants to humiliate MBJ by tossing his defeated shizun to him to bed. (he managed to piss off his harem and started noticing quit a few of his wives send calculating looks towards his general) What better way than to put MBJ in his place once again,
get a reaction out of his miserable &boring shizun,&make those damn women know that none of the men in his caliber wold ever pander to their idealistic totalitarian marriage ideals?it was perfect.He fixed up his broken shizun a bit,all four limbs and a slightly reconstructed mind
#ShenJiu #WuYanzi
It would be so lovely if instead of Shen Jiu meeting a crazy Wu Yanzi, he would do the opposite, if the man is evil and his cultivation is corrupted, but instead of harming Shen Jiu, he takes him as his son 🥺
It would be so lovely if instead of Shen Jiu meeting a crazy Wu Yanzi, he would do the opposite, if the man is evil and his cultivation is corrupted, but instead of harming Shen Jiu, he takes him as his son 🥺
Your child whom you rescued from an abusive home and to whom you can teach proper cultivation, to whom you can give dubious moral advice, but whom you definitely want to see happy.
The one who takes care of all those foolish suitors who wants to make him a grandfather when he is still so young and who better steal to buy nice clothes and fans for his child.
