noob: i wanna become hacker
hacker: are you ready to spend two years to learn just basics?
noob: no
hacker: good bye
Very well then - lesson One: Maths and Hobbies - YAN :)- #Hackers
Lesson Two: Encryption is nice - but true Ephemerality means you might never need it - YAN :)-
.. você pode nomear muitos objetos binários executáveis ou arquivos que são compilados - em inglês - Senhor? 🇧🇷
Lesson Three: Actual hackers get out of trouble faster than they got into it - thus they survive to hack another day - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Four: The entire Internet was patched for free by stoned hackers - because of drunk hackers - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Five: Very experienced Hackers are acclimatized to efficiently economizing task time - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Six: The Internet brought an end to Strategic Magnetic Weapons testing .. for now - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Seven: Beware all who attribute to Hacking - events more easily explained by single administrative points of failure .. #BGP #FacebookDown 🚜 ⛏️
Lesson Eight: 21st century Hackers owe a very great deal to Fail Forward startup practice .. #EpikGOP #Texas 🇺🇸
Lesson Nine: Consultant Red Team #CosHackers perennially underestimate the threat profile assessment to insurance scope - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Ten: Why you learn to Hack is far, far more important than what you will come to Hack - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Eleven: Every time you power cycle your laptop, an Angel gets it's wings - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twelve: The media are neither your Friends nor your Lawyers .. #RollingStone #Hackers
Lesson Thirteen: There are places in this world where they just kill the Hackers - YAN #MillionMaskMarch2021 #Hackers
Lesson Fourteen: They know they are prey and train to a layered attribution stack for your inevitable arrival - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Fifteen: English remains the Swiss Army user documentation of languages - YAN #Hackers ⌨️ >= ⚔️
Lesson Sixteen: Never attempt a failed enterprise exploit twice - YAN #ChadLoder #Hackers
Lesson Seventeen: Letting your Casino to fail for the Insurance - is not - the same as letting hackers burn down your obfuscated Mastodon grift - YAN #TruthSocial #Hackers
Lesson Eighteen: You will remember why you hacked a thing far, far longer than how you hacked it - YAN #WauHolland #MMM2021 #Hackers
Lesson Nineteen: There remain important differences between Google University and the School of Hard Knocks - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twenty: Eventually, you will encounter a SysAdmin ( see Lesson Three ) - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twenty One:
~] sudo sed -i -e 1,15d /etc/fstab ; shutdown -p
YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twenty Two:
" Congratulations to GitHub on their acquisition by Microsoft ! " - #GitLab 06/03/2018
YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twenty Four
Ones with real eyes realize the rhythm of vision is a dancer and when they dance it's on the one
Going down you can see the sounds of silence, heartbeats seen with naked eyes
Ones With real eyes realize everything is on the one - YAN
Lesson Twenty Five: This thing of ours is a path, choose wisely contest winner - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twenty Six: Then as now Japanese coding interface tools were the choice of professionals - YAN #Hagoromo #Hackers
Lesson Twenty Seven: Jack Valenti's contribution to 21st Century Hacking is greatly underestimated - YAN #DRM #Hackers
Lesson Twenty Eight: If they can poison you with enough lies - they expect you to no longer recognize evidentiary truths - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Twenty Nine: You very probably misunderstand - exactly why - a 10 year US federal prison sentence - YAN #CISGov #FBI #Hackers
Lesson Thirty One: Tatting your initials on a GPL team's work - does not - trump EULA - YAN #StreamLabs #OBS #Hackers
Lesson Thirty Two: ( see Lesson One ) - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Thirty Three: Your exquisitely byzantine firewall outsource bears - zero relevance - to who awaits it in the wild - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Thirty Four: Enlightened hackers REGEX potential event horizons, first - YAN #Hackers
Lesson Thirty Six: This thing of ours forges souls - some are inspired .. many run away .. some are made mad - YAN #Anonymous #Hackers
Lesson Thirty Eight: Elemental hackers know ephemrality not as a run state, but rather - masks for dreams - YAN #NobodysChattel #Hackers
Lesson Thirty Nine: Lifestyle technology journalists often misinterpret primary VPN use case scenarios, their Publishers and sponsors - do not - YAN #Hackers #TorProject #KAX17🧅
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