You're Princess's bodyguard, which means your job is to stand near her and look tough in public, then turn into her horny hypnotized puddle in private.
You're taller than me, even when sitting. Short blonde hair with a pink streak over one eye so everyone knows who you belong to. You wear a black suit, tailored to show every last muscle. Your earpiece lightly dusts your brain with my voice to keep you on task.
You have a weapon on your belt, but you don't need it. It's the first thing to go when I snap my fingers and say...

Well, you never remember the exact trigger. You don't remember a lot of what happens during playtime. You just know that Princess loves it. 💜
(the weapon is a sword because you are a lesbian)
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