Our PM, summoning leadership from somewhere, addressed the nation.
The referendum, she said, was compromised by criminal activity and foreign interference. She produced evidence.
It did not represent the will of the people.
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And she apologised to our European partners for any inconvenience caused by this momentary lapse of national reason.
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Those found guilty of criminal conspiracy against the vital national interest would be prosecuted.
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United in diversity.
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The next generation would thus be immune to stories of bendy bananas.
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Within the week, companies had announced, where feasible, the reversal of their plans to move activities to the EU.
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Inward investment to the UK began to grow again.
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UKIP were wiped out, with not a single MEP elected.
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But all it would take is a little courage from @theresa_may.
And one little letter.
/ENDS