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Jane Coaston
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Irony is making a major comeback in 2019.
For the record, the yearbook photo comes two years prior to the release of the movie “Soul Man,” a movie I still cannot believe exists. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Man_…
LOU REED PERFORMED THE TITLE SONG FOR THIS MOVIE IN A MUSIC VIDEO STARRING BRUCE WILLIS

WHAT WERE YOU ALL DOING IN THE MID 1980S

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Jane Coaston
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Also I am at a restaurant in Ann Arbor and there is a man here wearing head to toe Lions gear double fisting a white wine spritzer and a mimosa, I’ll guard him with my life
He is drinking both beverages with a straw, I might add
And he’s wearing sunglasses indoors, again, a hero is among us
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Jane Coaston
@cjane87
I cannot believe we are having another news cycle on blackface, this is the worst deja vu since “The Matrix"
Don’t do blackface. I beg of you. This is me, giving all of you advice. Wear sunscreen, drink water, don’t do blackface, don’t do blackface.
(You should also exfoliate multiple times a week and moisturize and also DON’T WEAR BLACKFACE)
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Jane Coaston
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This obviously requires me to reference that Cleveland famously fathered a child out of wedlock. Republicans responded by chanting at Cleveland events, “Ma, ma, where’s my pa?”
BUT THEN Cleveland won the presidency, and Democrats started chanting, “ma, ma, where’s my pa, off to the White House ha ha ha!”
And my personal favorite, “hurray for Maria (the mother of the child), hurray for the kid, I voted for Cleveland, and I’m damned glad I did!”
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