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Live-ignoring the State of the Union begins now!

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Audience participation warmly encouraged.

Our first topic... and it is sure to ignite passionate debate:

No pet is cuter than any other pet.

I defy you to prove me wrong.

Let the pet pictures commence.
While entries pour in for Petapalooza, let’s move along.

An anonymous man who may have been me once said:

“There is a very fine line between just drunk enough and waking up in the neighbor’s grass unable to even smell tequila again.”

What liquor is dead to you?
Moving on to domestic issues:

I almost burned down my grandparent’s house making toast.

I blew off my eyebrows trying to light a gas oven.

I made a cake recipe calling for 3/4 cup of water... but added 3-4 cups instead.

What was your worst cooking fail?
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