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Left Behind: Talladega

🏁 The Spring 2019 Edition
Brace yourselves.
We’re just gonna hope these 2 things go together.
When you’re at ‘Dega but you can’t miss the latest episode of Seinfeld
Oh boy, an upgrade
wtf happened here
Anyone care for a dip 🦄
Don’t forget to bring a
Whoever brought this to North Park was feelin’ realllll optimistic
Meat’s still smokin’ on the fire if anyone wants to come chill
oh

oh no

not again
lean back

(bonus points for the @Golden_Flake Sweet Heat BBQ flavor)
no it’s cool guys, literally anywhere but the actual empty trash can RIGHT THERE is totally fine
Saw some bread nearby.

Time for Operation: Find Bananas 🍌
College starter pack
art

and an electric razor ❓
hot tub time machine
oh hey guys
Someone’s 🍑 is gonna be sore
Use your imagination
VIP lounge in the back is gonna cost ya extra
Pausing here to say congratulations again to @chaseelliott! 🏁

Stay tuned for the finale...
You’re not gonna believe this, but we actually found a banana in the garage
And finally.......

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