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Sarah Kendzior
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My son made me a book for Mother's Day and it's so cute. He's like me when I was little, he spends all day asking questions about *everything* and he's captured it here 😂❤
Everyone who follows me on here knows I take my kids on these giant road trips from Missouri to national parks and historical sites. I never knew how much would sink in, but my eight-year-old wrote poems about them, especially ancient sites in the southwest. So glad we did it!
And now my 11-year-old surprised me by cooking "chocolate gooey truffle cookies". Apparently she planned this all week and got my husband to buy her the ingredients. I'm having the best Mother's Day! 😍
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Thread on the anniversary of the Andijon massacre in Uzbekistan
I spent over a decade writing about the Andijon massacre and documenting what Uzbeks had written. Some of my work:

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Sarah Kendzior
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1. Guns n Roses
2. Leonard Cohen
3. White Zombie
4. Cypress Hill
5. The Ramones
6. Cinderella
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I'm going to go rob a store and then explain to the police I was actually "self-arresting"
I can't believe I have to explain this, but since I was asked: "Self-impeaching" is not a legal term. This is purely Pelosi's invention.

If you prefer real facts to alternative facts, here's an interview with a constitutional law expert on impeachment:
It would be nice if the top-ranking officials in both parties would stop inventing legal terms out of thin air in the midst of a constitutional crisis
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