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John Bull
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"hai. It is me. They are hoovering next door. What are we having for breakfast?" #notMyCat
Last time he sat there he got attacked by one of my Koi.

Sucker for punishment.
Kay. I'm gonna go nap. Wake me when there's food.
You watch downstairs. I'll guard the stairzzzzzzz *snore*
Not even pretending anymore.
So going upstairs is now not allowed for the next few hours, obviously.
I'm mopping the floor too noisily, apparently. I'm getting some serious side-eye.
There's nothing quite like a cat snoozily watching you do housework to make you question who is actually the superior race.
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So cunt Johnson it is, then.
oh sorry. there's a typo there.
and probably some missing punctuation or something.
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A serious thing that has been bugging me since last night's Leadership debate:

I don't think Jeremy Hunt understands how time and memory actually work in the real world.
On AT LEAST two occasions, Jeremy Hunt brought up that he used to be Secretary of State for Health and Social Care.

Not was ASKED about his time as SoS Health. But ACTIVELY brought it up. It was bizarre. I commented on it at the time:
Now let's not beat about the bush here. Jeremy Hunt was, hands down, one of the WORST SoS Healths that the country has suffered since the birth of the Welfare State.

Wanna know how bad? His Wikipedia index of shame HAS FIVE SUBSECTIONS ON THE NHS
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John Bull
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I should probably point out that I have legit thought about how a digital CCG of the Great Game would work before.

So following the comments on the quoted tweet, this was my thinking...
Three playable nations at launch: Britain, Germany and Revolutionary Russia.

'Game board' is the Caspian Sea c. 1918/19

Ways to win:

- Control most POLITICAL CENTRES at game end
- Opponent runs out of cards
- Control ALL political centres for two rounds
To control a political centre you must have the most POWER within it.

To take one you simply need more power there than the current owner.

Centre owner political power ticks down by 1 every round, unless they take actions to boost it.
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