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Goodbye Chris Grayling; 

You Dunning-Krugered, long in our hearts. 

You were the gift that gave itself

and tore departments apart.
Your fucked up ideology, 

broke both probation, and the trains. 


You thought your plans were heaven, 

and always tried to shift the blame.
And it seems to me, you lived your life 

Cos old white guys always win: 
Never fading with the sunset 

when the failures kick in.
And your lorries will all be stored here, 

along the Kent coast’s greenest hills;

your ferries failed long before 
Their court cases ever will.
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