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THE INEXPERIENCED COUPLE
After their first night as a married couple, Anthony and Mary developed a phobia for sex. Anthony wouldn't allow Mary come close to his penis after an accident she caused that left him in the hospital for 1 week and in pains for a whole month
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After their first night as a married couple, Anthony and Mary developed a phobia for sex. Anthony wouldn't allow Mary come close to his penis after an accident she caused that left him in the hospital for 1 week and in pains for a whole month
A THREAD
[Day, The couple's home]
Mary's Mum.
Mary, this is your second month in marriage oh, and you're still carrying pad upandown, are you not tired of spending money when pregnancy can hold the tap in between your legs?
Mary's Mum.
Mary, this is your second month in marriage oh, and you're still carrying pad upandown, are you not tired of spending money when pregnancy can hold the tap in between your legs?
What's Anthony doing? Or you people are using condom? See eh, I got pregnant for your father on our first night, so what's wrong with you?
Mary
we are taking our time for now. You know, we want to settle our careers first and put other things in place before bringing in a baby.
Mary
we are taking our time for now. You know, we want to settle our careers first and put other things in place before bringing in a baby.
Mary's Mum.
You want to settle career? These couples of nowadays eh, you people think you can do whatever pleases you. So me that I'm waiting for a grandchild nko? What if your careers don't get stable in the next 20 years? What if I die next year?
You want to settle career? These couples of nowadays eh, you people think you can do whatever pleases you. So me that I'm waiting for a grandchild nko? What if your careers don't get stable in the next 20 years? What if I die next year?
Mary.
Haba! Mum don't say that now
Mary's mum was about giving a response when Anthony walked in.
Anthony
Good afternoon ma
Haba! Mum don't say that now
Mary's mum was about giving a response when Anthony walked in.
Anthony
Good afternoon ma
Mary's mum
What's good about this afternoon? Nothing!
If you like, don't get my daughter pregnant soon, Angel Gabriel will soon come and visit her and you'll father Jesus junior.
What's good about this afternoon? Nothing!
If you like, don't get my daughter pregnant soon, Angel Gabriel will soon come and visit her and you'll father Jesus junior.
Mary's mum left the house but not after praying for them. When she was about to leave, the couple stood up to see her off but she declined with a response.
"The time you people want to use to escort me, use it to enter your bedroom and get pregnant"
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"The time you people want to use to escort me, use it to enter your bedroom and get pregnant"
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[Night, Bedroom]
After a month together, the couple both agreed to try sex again. Anthony insisted that they both have the sex on a mat as he didn't want to fall again (he fell on the first night). As weird as it sounds, Mary agrees because she was dying to be handled by a man.
After a month together, the couple both agreed to try sex again. Anthony insisted that they both have the sex on a mat as he didn't want to fall again (he fell on the first night). As weird as it sounds, Mary agrees because she was dying to be handled by a man.
Anthony brought out the mat they got as a wedding gift and covered it with enough bedding. They were both excited once again and once again, they prayed that God blesses the labour of their night.
Mary tried pushing Anthony to lie down on the mat as she intended to climb on him. Anthony immediately jumped up "what are you trying to do"?
Mary responded
"I want to ride you dear, I saw a video online and it's going to be fun"
Mary responded
"I want to ride you dear, I saw a video online and it's going to be fun"
Anthony
Which fun? Do I look like Okada to you? Better come and lie down let's do missionary jejely. I can not go on another 1 month injury oh
Which fun? Do I look like Okada to you? Better come and lie down let's do missionary jejely. I can not go on another 1 month injury oh
Mary insisted that she'd climb on top and after much back and forth on the matter, Anthony agreed and carefully placed his back on the mat with his eyes concentrated on his penis.
Anthony
Wait! Sit on it slowly oh.
Anthony
Wait! Sit on it slowly oh.
Mary nodded affirmative and proceeded to start the night's work. Apparently, she didn't listen as she sat on his penis with full force forgetting that she was virgin. This time, she let out a loud scream and held her cookie with tears flowing from her eyes.
Anthony quickly jumped as he also felt a sharp pain but the anguish from his wife's voice dislodged his own pain. She kept squeezing her legs together and didn't stop crying.
Anthony
What is it?
Anthony
What is it?
Mary (Crying)
It's paining me.
Anthony
What's paining you?
Mary
My vagina is on fire.
Anthony tried approaching her but she protested
Mary.
Don't come close to me oh!!
It's paining me.
Anthony
What's paining you?
Mary
My vagina is on fire.
Anthony tried approaching her but she protested
Mary.
Don't come close to me oh!!
Mary was like that until the next morning, in pain and unable to walk properly. Anthony rushed her to the hospital and explained everything that had happened to the doctor. She was later referred to a gynecologist who discovered that she had a really tight hymen.
It will be impossible for her hymen to be broken by a man, talk less of Anthony who she later started calling snoop dog. The medical solution was that her hymen would be broken in the hospital.
The operation was successful but it took the couple another few days to try again and this time, the path was clear and she finally fell pregnant.
[Delivery day, hospital]
Mary
Where's my husband? I want him here with me oh if not I'm not pushing anything!! He is the one that put it inside, he should come and assist in bringing it outside too
Mary
Where's my husband? I want him here with me oh if not I'm not pushing anything!! He is the one that put it inside, he should come and assist in bringing it outside too
A nurse was immediately directed to get Anthony into the labour room. Anthony initially didn't want to go into the labour room but after Mary stubbornness, he was left with no choice.
Mary
There's something wrong with you ahbi. So you plan on staying out there and allow only me suffer in here.
There's something wrong with you ahbi. So you plan on staying out there and allow only me suffer in here.
Mary finally pushed and a beautiful baby girl came out, her eyes were bright and skin was so milky. Mary requested that she holds her baby for fear that she doesn't get swapped; she wanted to recognize her well.
As the nurses were getting ready to leave, she let out a loud scream and they discovered that another baby was coming. The midwife quickly arranged the room and she delivered a beautiful boy.
The End.
The End.
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