Thread by @MBlacktrib3

The Player.

Pamilerin falls sick whenever he spends two nights straight without a woman on his bed. He was a male prostitute; anything in skirt was a target and he continued like that until he targeted the wrong skirt.

A THREAD

[Day, Bar]
Femi

Pamilerin my guy!! Just yesterday I saw you with 3 different girls, you're sure that your destiny has not been used like this?

Lemme just say this right now, if my sister ever greets you, please don't respond oh.

Pamilerin

What's that one na.

Femi

What's which one? Don't go close to my sister oh. Even my mother.

I'm sure if your penis could speak, it'd have asked to be retired from active duty years back.

Pamilerin

Are you hailing me or trying to insult me, which one?

Femi

Ode. Who's hailing you? In short eh, I'm not going to allow you marry any of my relatives. Only God knows how many dark places you've penetrated.

Pamilerin

See eh, just free me.
Man should enjoy life the best way he can. It's...

Before Pamilerin could complete his statement, a beautiful girl in a mini skirt walked straight into the bar.

Pamilerin lost himself as his eyes followed her right from the entrance to her seat. Femi was about bringing him back to reality when he noticed half the bar were also staring at her.

Pamilerin

Are you seeing what I'm seeing rn? I swear, I'm carrying this girl home tonight.

Femi

Is there anything that you won't carry? If I turn woman right now, I'm sure you'll carry me home. Ode

Pamilerin

Pamilerin got up from his seat and went towards where she was seated. Luckily, the other admirers were still planning on how to make a move.

Both started talking and her knowledge on football was vast. Pamilerin was shocked and his mind started telling him that something wasn't right but the boobs that were staring right in front of him blocked his mental capacity.

The conversation became friendly and Pamilerin later invited her over to his place. Later that evening, she ended up in his apartment. She entered the bathroom to freshen up. The bathroom was made of glass so he could see shapes and for a minute, he thought he saw a man.

Pamilerin (thoughts)

I must be really high for me to be seeing things.

He washed his face in the kitchen and went to lie naked in his bedroom, waiting. When she entered, her towel was still tied. Pamilerin wanted to pull if off and just go straight down to business but she insisted on something different first.

She asked that he enters the back first(anal). Pamilerin wasn't comfortable with it but he didn't decline. She laid on the bed with her face and that was on Pamilerin's mind was where his penis was entering.

He noticed that the skin on her back wasn't leveled around the bra area. He thought maybe the bra was too tight so he continued pounding with the hope that he'd get to turn her around soon enough and penetrate the appropriate hole.

After going for another 20 minutes, he got angry and wasn't having it anymore. (thoughts) "why I go dai shuk Nyash when I no be gay". He removed the towel from underneath her turned her to himself

What he saw took away his erection immediately.

At first he was confused, he touched his penis to know whether it didn't fall on her. When he noticed his penis was still in place, he started questioning himself, "or do I have 2?

He looked at her again and this time, the breast had changed position. The breast had gotten to her neck and by now, Pamilerin knew he wasn't imagining things.

Pamilerin (confused)

What's happening?
Why do you have a penis and why are your breasts not on your chest?

Ahbi I'm running mad ni?

Pamilerin already stood up from the bed but kept staring at the person on his bed.

She stood up and walked towards him

Pamilerin

Ye!! It's dangling
Wait?
You're a man!!!!

Temi bami!

The He/She

"But you enjoyed it now, come let's continue"

Pamilerin

If I slap you, you'll grow a vagina right now!

Pamilerin thought of pursuing him outside his house naked but thought of what he was going to tell his neighbors about what happened. After s/he left, Pamilerin entered his bathroom and scrubbed his penis for almost 1 hour.

After 3 hours, he stepped outside and his nosy neighbor looked at him sheepishly and said

"That babe fine oh, see how you just taya.

Pamilerin just turned and went back inside.

The End.

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