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"...welp, he's dead."
And now Ventus goes a little insane.
"...what the actual f**k are you saying?!"
"Something, something, something DARKNESS! Something, something, something X-BLADE!"
"...YOU STOLE THAT FROM FAMILY GUY!"
"...well, that letter sucks."
"You don't get to choose the English language!"
"That's English? I thought it was Greek or something. Also, don't we speak Japanese?"
"No, Omega is the Greek letter that means ending... And I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be speaking English."
"...you raise a lot of valid points, Master Evil McBadguy..."
"YOU'RE AN AIRBENDER?!"
"The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural..."
"...Master Skywalker, who were my birth parents?"
"What? I don't know. Master Evil McBadguy just found you and..."
"I just wondered if they were as nice as Terra and Aqua..."
"...prison is a strong word... I prefer Happy Fun Time Containment Facility."
"...in retrospect trusting the guy who I knew was seeking for the ultimate dark weapon to destroy all worlds was probably a bad idea."
"...duh. I mean, look at me. The only way I could be more obviously evil was if I suddenly used the power of darkness to attack you."
"Huh, guess I WAS that evil..."
"This is going to make our weekly games of chess so much more awkward, my good friend!"
"...you are such an idiot..."
"...um, can we talk about this first before jumping straight to the murder?"
"Murder first, then talk."
"HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY INSANE?!"
And the scene I already saw with Terra.
Aw, yeah! Who are we gonna see? Sora? Riku again? Maybe We can beat up Tidus for more potions!
...or hey, Ventus' imaginary boyfriend. Why not?
"I don't need my imaginary boyfriend any more!"
"Oh, did Herc actually figure out you liked him?"
"...you're mean. You were a lot nicer when I first imagined you as a kid..."
"Hey, you'd be surprised how much a guy can change once he's made real..."
"I'm starting to suspect you're a bad guy..."
"...welp, another failure. Time to throw his body on that island and leave him for dead."
Well, that can't be good...
"I live only to serve the master in any way that pleases him..."
"...I didn't teach you any of that."
"I am Master Ventus' Imaginary Boyfriend. I follow his commands..."
"...WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY?!"
"NO! BAD IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND! YOU LEAVE MOM AND DAD OUT OF THIS!"
"They aren't your REAL parents, you moron."
"...yes they ARE!"
"...I'm coming, mom and dad!"
"...time to say goodbye to my Imaginary Boyfriend for the last time..."
And we've seen this scene before... And this very bold request.
"NO... MY BABY BOY!"

...and I've reached the end of the thread limit. Huh, that was quick. Not a lot more that I have, so I'll add the rest to this thread in a bit.
"Mommy's here, Ven! COME BACK TO MOMMA!"
"...that's no moon..."
"A-Aqua... D-did you c-call me..."
"Ven, I'm so sorry. If... If you still wanted to consider me your mother I'd be honored..."
"...I l-love you, M-mom...."
HOLY SH!T, IT'S DARTH BRAIG!
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I'm smart enough to see through them, Ventus is too dedicated to seeing us be a family to believe them, and Terra is too dumb to understand them!"
"...then why am I even here?"
"...did I fall for one of your mind games?"
"Hook, line, and sinker."
"...sometimes I'm a bigger idiot than Terra..."
"MOMMY, NO!"
"LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!"
"She's not your mom, you idiot! She's like four years older than you!"
"It doesn't matter... We're a family, and you f**k with one of us, you f**k with all of us!"
"...no. I don't NEED an imaginary boyfriend any more."
"You idiot... I'm not ACTUALLY your Imaginary Boyfriend..."
"W-what?! But you look..."
"I'm your inner darkness, sh!thead! I just took the form of your Imaginary Boyfriend.
"...WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"Because I'm a dick!"
"...I liked it better when we used to cuddle..."
"WILL YOU SHUT UP AND MERGE WITH ME!"
"Look, how many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T want to get back together with you!"
"...is that the only joke you got?"
"...maybe."
"OH! Still got some spunk, eh?!"
"...I'm not the same helpless kid anymore. I've got a family to fight for!"
"I finally got parents, and NO ONE will take that from me! No one will hurt them!"
"I'm going to enjoy watching you suffer... Knowing that once we merge your fake parents will suffer even more."
"They may not be my biological parents... BUT THEY'RE STILL MY PARENTS!"
And... This is where I was right when I had to leave for work. So I feel safe to say that I'll finish Ven's story tonight. I'll just add what few pics are left to this thread when I do.
"Ven... I'm sorry! Remember the good times? The imaginary cuddles... They can be real now! Give me another chance!"
"...Vanitas, I don't need you any more. Not to mention you're an evil prick. So yeah. F**k you."
"...looks like it's over for me, too. Oh well. I was able to protect my family in the end."
"Vanitas will never be a part of my heart again. ...hope you're proud of me, mom and dad..."
"...I guess she discovered the truth inside her after all... Welp, better send the bodies back."
"Maybe now I can see mom and dad again one day... Even if it is through you, Sora... Also, I know you can't really hear me, but if I see a hot guy I'm totally going to influence you to try and go after him. Fair warning."
And with that, Ventus' story is complete. Now let's see if I can finish Aqua's story in two days...
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