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Okay. I suppose I'll live tweet this clusterfart debate for awhile. No guarantees on finishing this. I'm not sure how much of this crap I can take. So without further ado..

Buttman just talked about something. Sorry was dosing off.

Hot chick is speaking now about Impeachment.
Daddy climatebucks is speaking now. He had an orange man bad opening ..yawn.. impeach orange man

Money man is talking now supports impeachment but...all your jobs will be gone so vote for me I'll give you $1,000. Don't talk about orange man.
Furry man up next....and Orange man is bad.. impeach.... impeach... orange man....justice.

Corn pops creepy friend asked about his son. Creepy said his son did nothing wrong..he got rid of corruption 🙄🙄🙄. Impeach orange man...something about George Washington.
( me: George Washington has been rolling ib his grave for decades)

Creepy says he is proud of his son's corruption..focus on Trump

Old commie guy up next screaming sure impeach Trump but get the hell off my yard while you do it.
Moving on to the economy. They all think 🍊 man is bad and must be impeached... .

. Pocahontas first up on economy. She didn't answer the question instead just started spouting shit that made no sense something about healthcare. Medicare for all...or something.
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Buttman says Pocahontas won't answer the question on how to pay for it all. How are you going to fill the hole he says....I don't know sounds sexist to me.

Pocahontas fires back Medicare for all who wants it is just Medicare for all who can afford it. No soup for u
Buttman responds with orange man is bad so don't divide the country over Medicare.

Commie guy says he wrote the bill for Medicare for all and everything is free now get the hell off his yard because you will pay higher taxes but less permiums
Hey it's salad lady. She says Medicare for all is fools gold...drop it. Pocahontas goes on the warpath against salad lady. Hide the cucumbers.
Salad lady says bring it. Public option is better. We are all getting older. Drug prices...

Corn pops friend says something about healthcare. The Biden plan...Medicare for all $30 trillion over 10 years. Sucks. But the Biden plan is great and cheaper ...
Commie man isn't taking that laying down..... Capitalism sucks we need Medicare for all...now get the hell off his lawn....

Heelsup speaks. Says abortion is a bigger deals than Medicare for all. All women will die...we need abortion now.. keep hands off of women's bodies.
Jobs.... .

Commie guy says he will give a job to every American. Infrastructure..15 million jobs.🙄🙄🙄 Green new deal 20 million jobs ..🙄🙄🙄 now get the hell off my yard he says

Money man says $1000/month is better than jobs damn it. People don't want government jobs.
Spartacus cones out swinging that orange man is bad.....forget healthcare....abortion is the big deal. Let's kill the babies damn it.

Pocahontas says job loss to automation isn't true. The reason is bad trade policy...(hey who is fixing trade policy again...or yeah orange man)
Brother man is heard from....he doesn't know shit ..says Ohio is losing jobs under Trump. That's a lie ..but I guess we are in the land of unicorns and fairy farts now so let's just go with that...brings up child care🙄🙄 thought abortion would handle that.
Have no idea what's going on Spartacus is saying some stupid bullshit. Hot chick said something didn't hear it, don't care.

Spartacus says living wage.

Boy do these people suck donkey balls on trade policy.
Furry man...he will fix trade with unions...and public education....I think he is stoned. Seriously.
Commie man asked if billionaires should not ask. Commie man says as long as there are homeless, uninsured people, student debt then billionaires should not exist..so get the hell off my yard...

Daddy climatebucks says commie man is right...so I guess he will give up his $🙄
These people are really clueless they are using pre trump talking points. They act like the last 3 years booming economy didn't happen. 🙄🙄🙄

Creepy man up...says the way you get things done. Raise capital gains tax..double it. Clipping coupons in the stock market??WTF?
Creepy man should have used his lifeline and called corn pop for this question....

Pocahontas says it's about values so let's tax the rich to show our values. Her 2% wealth tax will bring about Utopia.

Buttman says let's tax them all but it looks bad.
Salad lady on wealth tax. Sure let's do it it might work but who cares we all have plans....repeal the tax cut.

They all are for tax hikes. Big juicy tax hikes

Pocahontas says we can't tax income need to tax wealth.

Salad lady says unions are good. Orange man bad.
Heelsup...talks about her mother at the kitchen table....can the cliches get any thicker ..🙄🙄
Heelsup says two jobs per American is the normal in this country. These people just lie.

Money man on wealth tax....says wealth taxes don't work. Been repealed in other countries because they failed. Wants a value added tax.

Seriously, they are arguing which taxes to increase.
Furry man says it's not two jobs but he knows someone that works four jobs. 🙄🙄🙄

Yeah he's stoned.

They are arguing about which taxes to raise is the best.
Pocahontas says you didn't build that. Yeah she went there.

Wealth tax baby. 😂😂
1 hour gone...thank you lord.

Brother man is up....we were poor growing up damn it. We need more taxes. 🙄🙄 What the hell are people take vacations.

Spartacus says focus on orange man is bad damn it.
Capitalism break. Amazing we you think about it. They have to use Capitalism to pay for them to talk about Marxism.
Oh crap they are back. Why Lord. Why ....

Syrian policy.

Creepy corn pop friend will you send troops back in....he won't have withdrawn troops. ..after he and Obama withdrew troops. 🙄🙄🙄🙄1000s hours in situations room🙄🙄

Biden seems to suggest going to war with NATO ally
Hot chick says. Troops should be pulled out....Trump blood on his hands but so does other people for Regime change war (hint like Biden)

Says NYT called her a Russian asset.
Pocahontas agree we should get the hell out of middle east but orange man did it wrong. 🙄🙄🙄

These people are pushing all of Trump polices but say trump is bad. 🙄🙄🙄

Buttman hell no, we need to keep the endless wars going.
Buttman ...I wonder if he and the Dems understand attacking the CIC during war is not a good thing.

Hot chick beating buttman over the head with his own words....nice....
Amazing not one Democrat knows that Turkey is a freaking NATO ally.

Commie man is asked if turkey is us Ally. He says no....😂😂😂 No shit. I guess NATO means nothing to these people.
It's pretty clear that all 12 of these people live in an alternative reality.

Salad lady asks if turkey should remain in NATO...tapper is giving them a life line and they can't see it.
Heelsup orange man is bad. This is Trump's making.

Brother man brings up kids in cages for some reason when talking about ISIS.

They act like Iran treaty was a good deal.

Spartacus is asked about Russia Influence. He says orange man is bad.
Seriously, don't know how much more of this crap I can take.

They live in an alternative reality.
Russia, Russia Russian

🙄🙄🙄🙄
Furry man just said something word salad.

Daddy climatebucks says America 1st sucks.

Okay next.....

Climate change is the most important international crisis.
On day one ...🙄🙄🙄 The cliches boss, the cliches.

Money man says he would go to war wirh Russia if they hack us shades of grandma pickles.

Salad lady says no moral equivalency between US and Russia. Says Russia invaded our elections. 🙄🙄🙄
Oh gun control....

Furry man asked about taking guns. How are you going to force people to give up weapon. He doesn't know..refuses to answer questions says weapons of war ..or yeah and 🍊 man is bad....oh furry man says people will just give them up.
Furry man doubles down...those that don't give them up will have them taken.

Buttman says we can't wait for universal background checks we can't wait for gun bans ...just get something done.

Furry man brings up the fake 40,000 figure. (Most are suicides)
So the Dems so far want to impeach the POTUS
Take away your healthcare
Increase your taxes
Give everyone a government job
Take your guns
Kill the babies.

This debate is going well for the Dems😂😂😂
Spartacus. Yeah let's ban assault rifles.
Salad lady says assault rifle ban, universal background check, boyfriend loophole. (That's sexist, I knew some ex girlfriends that shouldn't have had a gun)

Pocahontas she has a plan....🙄🙄🙄 More words....
They are arguing over if they should take our guns or have us turn them in....no shit.
So far, the winner of this debate is Trump hands down.
Corn pops friend only one to beat NRA. Register assault rifles. Like machine gun. He can do it 🙄🙄
Brother man says he had to duck in back of car with gun shoots growing up.

Says he isbts going to give police a reason to go door to door. First statement he made that made sense all night.
Moving to drug problems.

Salad lady blames drug industry. She is probably right to large degree then she says to fight the problem we need to tax those companies..oh she was so close.. Admits her father drove drunk got 3 DUIs.

Daddy climatebucks says corporation are bad.
Money man says legalizing drugs is the way to go because corporations made tons of money. Only way for addicts to get help is to make it legal.

Furry man agrees. (I'm sure he does😏😏)
Heelsup wants to send all the drug company execs to jail. Says they are just drug dealers. ( No argument from me on that one. )
Heelsup wants to end war on drugs yet wants to send drug dealers in corporations to jail...Dem logic.

Commie guy says he is in great shape. The drug problem is due to Capitalism...now get the hell of his yard...need a political revolution. Yeah he went there.
Commie guy says he is in great shape. Thanks people for their thoughts and well wishes.

Creepy guy asked why he can do the job being so old. Says with age comes wisdom ...oh the day one... cliche.
Creepy says he will release his medical records.

Pocahontas asked about her age.

She says she is going to out work everyone.

The Marxism is strong in his one.
Hot chick says she is in great shape. Yes she is. But she says she is fit to serve...oh the day one cliche hits again....
Oh another Capitalism break to pay for this talk about Marxism. Funny how that works out. But I'll take it.
Only one hour to go.....56 minutes and 20 secs of pure hell but who's counting.
Next topic...break up big tech.

Money man says no, we need to take away phones from kids...WTF

Pocahontas says he'll yeah break them up including Walmart...big tech, big oil...

Daddy climatebucks says yeah break it up...says Trump will be running on economy...(I wonder why😏)
Spartacus on breaking up big tech....it's a problem. We need regulation and reform...anti trust laws be to be enforced.

Spartacus is a vegan...says most unhealthy person is Orange man bad.

Furry man says government should have power to pick which companies to break up...
...Would rather regulate them to death...tough rules of the world....

Commie guy says rigged economy. Sector after sector is rigged with Monopolies. They all need broken up and price fixing needs to stop. .(I agree)

Heelsup...says Russia interfered in 2016 election.
Video feed went out. Thank you Lord. Let me see if I Can get it back...please lord let the sat be down.....damn nope okay it's back up...heelsup still talking... Pocahontas says if people are taking money from these companies they won't break them up.
Salad lady is supportive of breaking them up.

Amazing all the Dems agree with Trump. Yet they act like Trump has a different policy.

Brother man says they need to determine wages too.

Hey money money is pushing my idea. Companies need to pay us for our data. Royalties
Abortion state laws next topic.

Heelsup . Woman hear her roar..

Salad lady...she would make roe vs Wade law of land.. orange man is bad...because he doesn't want to kill babies.

Spartacus...people trying to criminalize poverty.
Spartacus...get rid of Hyde amendment..let's kill babies all over the world.

Hot chick...abortion should be legal but rare. Codifying roe vs Wade. Outlaw it in 3rd trimester.

Corn pops friend asked about SCOTUS court packing. ...he says no he doesn't support it.
The Dems wwnt to make roe vs Wade into law...so why haven't they for last 40 years ..oh yeah because it's a losing issue.

Buttman says yes he will pack the scotus court.
Brother man says no he wouldn't pack court but the limits so those nasty conservatives can be pushed off the court....says something about poor people
Pocahontas says 3 out of 4 support abortion....that's ibebof those fake polls.

Next question what difference are between you all

Corn pop's friend says he is the only one that got anything done.
Creepy guy says Pocahontas and commie guy are being vague on Medicare for all

commie guy says oh hell no. Get the hell off my yard. You just need to believe and it will happen.

Biden says we can do it without Medicare for all.
Pocahontas says she can get things done like consumer agency

Corn pops friend says she didn't build that. He got her the votes.

Pocahontas says it was Obama.

Corn pops friend says she did a good job...

26 mini left.....not counting or anything.
phone died. Had to switch to PC.

Buttman said something about their dream that Trump is defeated.

Salad Lady said she can defeat bad orange man.
Pocahontas says poor people are in a fight.

commie guy says socialism is what the people want. bold action needed. need to excite people against corporations.
furry guy taking credit for fixing the VA... 🙄🧐

he can defeat Trump, he says....

another capitalism break to pay for this talk on Marxism.
first time in a long time I'm actually glad for advertisements.
talking about something....i've pretty much zoned out at this point.
Hot chick has a good speech about bringing the country together. lots of buzz words.

Salad lady...says McCain's way is the way to bring country together. okay there.
okay they are wrapping it up...finishing the debate as they started....telling lies about how they aren't partisan hacks and they can bring everyone together while calling half the country deplorables.
Spartacus going down fighting with a word salad to end word salads.

Money man...says he will answer voter questions for 10 hours friday night.
money man says manufacturing is dead. time to move on and evolve.

heelsup..cites working with Rand paul as how she can work with the other side. Orange man is bad. talks about her mother. running because orange man is bad.
Buttman brings up being gay in the army as a way he can work with others and he keeps talking about stupid stuff.

commie guy...says get the hell off his yard...cites McCain and Mike lee as working together with the other side. cites how the gop divides people.
Pocahontas says her brothers are Republicans.

This is rich. the dem candidates just spend 3 hours telling everyone that Trump and his supporters were bad now they are saying they can bring everyone together.😉😂
Corn Pop's friend...cites John McCain as an example of working together.🙄 orange man is bad...Trump is a liar and cheat...rebuild middle class. Biden tells Americans to get up and get busy.....

and that's a wrap...it's over. Thank you Lord.
Corn Pop's friend wasn't crazy
Commie guy was not a factor
Pocahontas did poorly
Heelsup was a non factor
Brother man had some cameo appreances
Furry man failed again
Hot chick held her own
Daddy climatebucks was a dud
Spartacus was ajoke
Salad Lady did pretty well
Money Man dud
Buttman dud

Winner was Trump
runner up was Biden and/or Hot chick
loser daddy climatebucks
Pocahontas was way down the list.
Salad Lady was the most improved of the night.
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