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okay @harriekd
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
I’m begging of you please just back my plan.
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
Please don’t screw me, just because you can.

My beauty is beyond compare
To pole dancers with long blonde hair
And companies that need some folding green.
I won’t recall that pipe bomb thing
Or all those crazy songs you sing
My deal can’t be complete without, Arlene

I’m seeing Russians in my sleep
They’ll break my legs and drop me deep
I’m crying when I call your name, Arlene...
The hedgefunds want me in that ditch
My dreams are solid as my bridge
And Goebbels wants his jokes back now, Arlene

Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
I’m begging of you please just back my plan.
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
Please don’t screw me just because you can.
You could have your bribe of choice
As long as you will give your voice
To smash the peace and vote for me, Arlene

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
I promise I’m not lying too, Arlene
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
I’m begging of you please just back my deal.
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
Please tell them all it's really really real.
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