I inadvertently triggered a potentially vicious pidgeon war by feeding one from my hotel window, but then managed to diffuse tensions through an equitable distribution of resources. I believe there are important lessons for humanity from studying my diplomatic methods.
OK, Twitter. Thank you for politely correcting me. These are sea gulls, not pigeons. I apologize for the error. That said, like all animals, they are quite beautiful up close. 
I got double-ratioed for two tweets regarding a light-hearted video of sea gulls: a Twitter record few will surpass.
Then again, as a Twitter traditionalist, I've always regarded real ratios as tweets where the replies exceed both the RTs *and the likes*. Tweets where the replies exceed only the re-tweets but not the likes are faux-ratios for posers. Use this tweet to show how real ratios work.
