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Oliver Willis

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Superman dog costume with Clark Kent glasses. Not buying but the devil is tempting me.

Petco really trying to take more of my money today

Me, every day for the last 4 months: Okay Kal-El has enough stuff no need to stop at the pet store

Five minutes later: in checkout line at PetSmart/Petco

I didn’t buy any toys or costumes today but I did buy treats. Cause I’m weak. But look at this face:

They actually have a kryptonite dog toy. The lethality to a dog named Kal-El...

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