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there's only one person who can now unify the democratic party and surge toward victory in november: elizabeth holmes.
a lot of candidates out there asked you to dream big. but only holmes dreamt so big that she built an entire company around something that never existed. that's presidential.
when science, logic, reason, and her employees told homes "no you can't," she told them "yes, i can." and while she couldn't, she made a lot of money fooling people that she could. and that should count for something.
holmes 2020: it's just a single drop of blood... for america
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jamie dimon is worth $1.7 billion
as someone who is a capitalist myself, the last people who should be attacking socialism - or really, moderate economic ideas that aren't really socialism - should be literal mustache-twirling capitalist tycoons and bankers
billionaire tycoons who caused the longest recession in modern history are against populist reforms?

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if every dem running for president doesn't hit this today what's the point?
🚨🚨this is easy slam-dunk politics, anybody can do it
update: as of 3:15est on twitter the national party hit this, as have warren, sanders, and buttigieg. nothing from biden.
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