Robert Hyde explains, from personal experience, that the most cost-effective way to get close to the President of the United States is to spend money at luxury properties he still owns and personally profits from. 
Also, "I'm forty years old and have never been a criminal or insane" is just....*chef's kiss*
Excuse me, sir, are you insane?
Why no. I would like to kindly inform the gentleman that in my two score years I have *never* been criminal or insane.
Why no. I would like to kindly inform the gentleman that in my two score years I have *never* been criminal or insane.
