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He didn't do it—so much so, we shouldn't talk to anybody who was around him at the time, and also so what if he did it, he can do it if he wants to, he can do whatever he wants, if you keep talking about him we'll go after you for doing it, that thing which is perfectly OK to do.
It's so hateful to say he did the thing he didn't do AT ALL, which sworn witnesses said he did do, which he did in a truncated transcript he released, which we've seen him literally do on television several times, how dare you persecute him for that thing WHICH IS FINE TO DO.
It's so fine to do it, so perfectly justified, so absolutely OK, that we should absolutely not hear from anybody with firsthand accounts of him doing the perfectly OK thing WHICH HE DIDN'T DO but always remember that he CAN do it and it would be GREAT and he DIDN'T, how dare you
Oh sure maybe you he did it and has done it a lot and is still doing it and last month we said it would be really bad if he was doing it and now we say it's fine but did you know SOMEBODY ELSE DID SOMETHING ELSE

so

i think you see

really makes you think
He's really innocent and we know he's innocent of the thing he absolutely can do and everybody knows it, that's why it's SO important that we don't look at any of the facts or testimony around it, which nobody brought up in the House because he blocked it all WHICH WAS HIS RIGHT
In summary, he didn't do it, but he could have if he thought he should, and anything he thinks he should do he can do, and how dare you say he did it, he was only stopping somebody else from doing something that would be perfectly fine if he did it, which he DOES do AND did NOT.
NO FURTHER WITNESSES your honor

also NO PREVIOUS WITNESSES your honor

Also if any of you bastards vote against my client he's going to cut your head off an put it on a stick.

The defense rests.
My client did NOT just claim he’d cut off your head and put it and a stick how DARE you suggest it how DARE you.

But he will.

And it would be fine if he did.

But nobody said he would.

But listen to me carefully: he WILL.

Defense rests some more.
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