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Imagine running into this in a dark alley... #yikes

'Top of my priorities is to say goodbye to Mr. Bojangles, my penis': Former banker, 58, spends $75,000 on 18 horn implants, castration, and ear removal to become a 'transspecies reptilian' dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…
hell nah

"Tiamat is named after the Mesopotamian goddess who is the symbol of the chaos of primordial creation"
you need Jesus

Tiamet had as partial nose removal and reshaping inspired by Harry Potter villain Voldemort. Tiamat has had all but six teeth removed, with those remaining sharpened to points...
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wonder where the UN or PETA stand on this
Let's check in on the Democrats and see how their Iowa pandering is going...
#yikes

can't handle the heat -- get out of the kitchen
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X Factor star Danny Tetley arrested after ‘asking a child to send him sexual images’ thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9…
#yikes

X Factor star Danny Tetley caught snorting massive line of cocaine as he ‘treats’ himself after ‘working his a**e off’

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8…
allllrighty then

Accidentally stumbling into a gay bar, the pair ended up opening up to one another, with Danny, 37, disclosing his sexuality to his father, prompting him in turn to make the same admission. dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…
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Biden steps in it again...

Biden hails segregationists in old Senate: ‘At least there was some civility. We got things done’

washingtonexaminer.com/biden-hails-se…
“I was in a caucus w James O Eastland. He never called me boy, he always called me son”

A wealthy Mississippi plantation owner, Eastland was best known nationally as a symbol of Southern resistence to racial desegregation in most of his yrs in the Senate. nytimes.com/1986/02/20/obi…
Eastland, who died in 1986 aged 81, said many times that he thought black people belonged to “an inferior race.” When later asked if he would change anything in his political career, he said that he “voted my convictions on everything.''
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I mean really 😂
Got a thread on it that ends here:

There are some additional nuances by state, but that should get him mostly up-to-speed

Basically, yes. It's not an affirmative defense but it will be an argument they make in their briefs, based on the evidence that comes out during discovery or affidavits that get filed

That language is more signaling than legal effect though

1/
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This was already addressed mid-thread. You do realize filing lawsuits costs money to the court, yes?

Not getting paid != going into the hole paying the court costs

The goat's still waiting...

There are a few options. Provide evidence he wasn't there or X wasn't there, or depose X and challenge X's credibility (history of lying, etc), or provide evidence X is lying (emails, texts, etc), or get on the stand to say "that's false" and pray

They're too dim to realize ppl find out about the GFMs *because* they were shared on Twitter

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She’s losing it
I mean really wtf is she talking about? Not doctored...
Huh???
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drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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Remember that time Rashida Tlaib got arrested?
Back In 2016, Rep. Rashida Tlaib Was Dragged From Trump Rally For Disturbance

waynedupree.com/rashida-tlaib-…
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Twitter & Facebook Keep Sex Abuser and Pedophile Pages Up While Censoring Trump Supporters thegatewaypundit.com/2019/05/ready-…
Here is one example. 'Smallville' actress & major player in the sex cult, #NXIVM, @allisonmack. She recently plead guilty in charges related to the sex-trafficking case. She has tried to recruit women on Twitter. Why is she allowed to remain on Twitter?
We are pedophiles against adult-child sex. We support each other in that goal. To join our forum or for media inquires, please email us at virpeds@gmail.com.

Not a good look, @Twitter.

twitter.com/virpeds
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Police reports detail Beto O’Rourke’s 1998 DWI arrest

houstonchronicle.com/news/politics/…
Beto: "I was arrested for attempted forcible entry after jumping a fence at UT El Paso. I spent a night in El Paso Cty Jail, was able to make bail the next day & was released. 3 yrs later, I was arrested for drunk driving"

so he's never carehoustonchronicle.com/opinion/outloo….co/y9GUQx09Uv
equal justice for all or nah?

O’Rourke’s May 1995 misdemeanor arrest on the UTEP campus was later declined & his September 1998 misdemeanor DWI arrest in El Paso was dismissedpolitifact.com/texas/statemen…XN9j
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.@RepMarkMeadows begins CPAC with this rip-roarer: "You know, with this Green New Deal, they're trying to get rid of all the cows. But I've got good news -- Chick-fil-A stock will go way up because we gonna be eating more chicken!"
Meadows mischaracterizes Cohen's testimony, falsely says he said there's "no evidence of collusion" when in fact he just said he doesn't know of any.

These dudes are completely dishonest.
Mark Meadows does not have a future in comedy: "They may call you deplorable, but most people will call you adorable patriots, alright?
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Let me translate this into ISIS for you: “we will continue the jihad until malhama al-kubra (the End Times).”

Word substitution effectively demonstrates the similarity of religious rhetoric in the service of political expediency.

Also: #yikes

Right-wing evangelical Christians at the highest level of American political and military authority have mirrored Al-Qaeda / ISIS rhetoric for well over a decade.

It’s mutually-assured apocalyptica, and dangerously escalating.

#SymbioticExtremisms
2003: Lieutenant General Jerry Boykin, on an evangelical church speaking tour, in full uniform: “we're a Christian nation. My God is Jesus. Theirs is an idol.”

With Rumsfeld, he was a key architect of the War on Terror. Now, he’s vice-president of the Family Research Council.
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It's been a little over a month since I got back from #LivingLaVidaLagos and even though I am still missing it like crazy (someone yell "like CRAZY!"), I feel ready to share some of my experiences; the good, the bad & the neutral.

Lagos, THANK YOU for a truly wonderful time ❤.
One of the best things that I did? I went to the opera 💃! Y'all, did you know there's opera in Lagos? And I don't mean 'good enough for Lagos' opera. I mean, proper, 'beautiful, well-trained instruments', opera! I watched #DonGiovanni at the #MusonCenter.
I also loooved Fela's Shrine. I actually went twice; on the day I arrived & again for #Felabration2018. You guys, it was so much fun! I ended up abandoning my people and going up front to dance with the King!
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Dear @thedailybeast
A MENTION OF @LANNYDAVIS'S FARA FOR DMYTRO FIRTASH WOULD'VE BEEN GERMANE, AS A DISCLAIMER BEFORE YOU PRINTED HIS PROPAGANDA, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
How James Comey Covered His Ass and Elected Donald Trump thebea.st/2PjRPgc?source… via @thedailybeast
#FTFY 😘
Uh Buh Wuh Duz That Haz To Dooooooo With Comey?
Oh, um, how about, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING RUSSIAN MOB AND THIS ELECTION WAS A RUSSIAN MOB COUP ATTEMPT ON THE UNITED STATES!?!?!?!
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/d…
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NEXT UP: #4 Tasmanian Devil vs. #13 Ghost Bast #2018MMM
The ghost bat (Macroderma gigas) gets its name from the Greek "macros"=large and "derma"=skin #2018MMM
Hopefully you didn't confuse our competitor with the south american bats of a similar name (genus Diclidurus, way more fuzzy) #2018MMM
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