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.@RepMattGaetz wanting to file charges for ripping paper ....
I laughed so hard I broke my glasses. How is my fixit work? Barely noticeable right?
does he know that the house and senate trash almost 8 tons of paper a year? there is a recycling program where the senate proceeds go to the senate fitness center, and I think the house proceeds at some point used to go to the child care center
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Hey candidates, way to turn off every fucking independent voter right off the gates during the first 10 minutes and making them change the channel
.@amyklobuchar playing a one a person @Jeopardy game..
It is painful to @amyklobuchar trying to justify not knowing a name when she can just flat out say: oops. End of story.
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This is not an endorsement ( for the outragetwittertwatters):

Bloomberg seems to be the one who can get under trump's skin the most, he is way richer, most of the businesses he started still exist & still profitable, he can beat trump at the data game in every state.
No matter how you look at it:
Bloomberg is what trump tried to look/be like by cheating everything and everyone. Bloomberg was a republican.
Bloomberg can call him out on his BS/lies live and not care because he doesn't need to save his senate seat just in case.
This is not the time to be "my preferred candidate or else", this is the time to rally behind who can beat trump at the micro/surgical voters targeting in swing states. The trump campaign is way ahead of everyone because they know their only path is Elec College swing states
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Interrupting my Twitter vaca for this retweet
Also, the same dudes who proposed this budget made a 2 trillion calculation “error” in 2017 (Mulvaney). How do you make a 2 trillion error on 4 trillion budget? This admin did
Back to my twitter break. God speed
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▶️Why couldn't they be more creative in counter protest? Always calling people who disagree with the Sino-centrsm as 'traitors'. 😩👇😖

💡'hàn jiān' (漢奸) original meaning in Chinese, someone who betrays 'Han' dynasty.

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They could've been more creative.

Counter protest in Paris, France, 2019 to #support Hong Kong rally.
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In London:
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To celebrate #DonaldDuck's 85th birthday, I am gonna watch every DD theatrical cartoon in chronological order (minus the ones I just covered in my #Mickey90 megathread)

Mute the thread NOW if you would like to avoid seeing all of this!
Day 1: "The Wise Little Hen" (June 9, 1934)

Donald's 1st appearance, as a scene-stealing supporting actor in this Silly Symphony cartoon. He is paired w/Peter Pig, who will never have a role this good again. DD becomes an instant star, while Peter is demoted to background player
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THREAD: Two weeks after my daughter Meadow was murdered in Parkland, I stood in the White House and called on President Trump to #FixIt

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45 Days Of @ElvisCostello: a twitter megathread in anticipation of the Oct 12 release date of LOOK NOW, the new LP by Elvis Costello & The Imposters

This is either a bright idea or a brilliant mistake, but this is only, this is only, this is only the beginning...
I did something similar to this 5 years ago, in anticipation of EC & @theroots' Wise Up Ghost LP, on tumblr.

(You can still find all those posts if you look, although a lot of the YouTube links etc are now dead ends. It was 40 Days Of EC then, so for 2018 I'm upping it to 45.)
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Almost all of the Road Runner cartoons are available via the @BoomerangToons app.

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Here we go.
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I am going to start at the beginning. I will also be including Wile E. Coyote/Bugs Bunny & Ralph Wolf/Sam Sheepdog shorts, FYI
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