So you're a Tory MP, probably a new one, and you've heard the boss is a rockstar and his right hand man is a political genius. You think you are well set for a long time in power.
You've heard about #Brexit and GE landslides being attributed to this pair
Then #Covid19 appears, but the boss says everything's going to be OK.
Then you see the UK move to the wrong ends of the "worst in the world/best in the world graphs"
...but he's actually a bit rubbish. Blustering, falling over his words, light on detail. You start to worry
You wait to see the master in action
But then you see Grant Schapps sent out, and he just embarrasses himself
But it backfires and then the Boss himself appears to deal with the matter - but he's still a bit rubbish
Then Cummings has a press conf and it's a car crash. He just comes across as, well a bit weird and arrogant
Finally you watch the boss in committee today. And it really is just embarrassing
And now you're really worried
It's going to be tough
And the people at the top clearly aren't up to it
You're heading into a hard 6 months with a leadership that's both rubbish AND deeply unpopular
What do you do?
You probably should have said something earlier but now it's too late
And you are really not comfortable with your inbox because people are really, really angry and you don't really know what to say to them