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Jun 25, 2020 • 10 tweets • 1 min read • Read on X
Top 8 Stupid Google Searches Ever And Our Answers to Them!

Warning: They are extremely stupid!

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1. "Can A Man Get Pregnant?"

Our Answer: Yes, it grows at their back.
2. "What Happens If You Drink Blood"

Our Answer: I only drink the blood of Jesus!
3. "Where do dinosaurs live"

Our Answer: They live in your bathroom, idiot!
4. "Why Does My Boss Hate Me"

Our Answer: You want to me in trouble?
5. "Do Worm Have Eyes"

Our Answer: Do Cockroaches do beard gang?
6. "Do Men Have Periods"

Our Answer: You need to take back your school fees
7. "Why Does My Bum Look 40"

Our Answer: Ask Bobrisky. Nonsense!
8. "When Will I Die"

Our Answer: You will not die in Jesus name!
9. "Am I A Psycho"

Our Answer: Yes! God Yes!!

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Brands/Companies That Should Join The #EndSARS Movement

Most if not all victims of SARS' brutality are usually detained, tortured and even killed because they own and drive these following brands of devices or car:

#EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSARSBrutality
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In celebration of #NigeriaAt60 we scroll through pass the 6 decades of Nigeria's advancement in technology.

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