Here's how the game works...
This sets the stage for round 2 of the austerity game. Can you guess what that is, children?
It also allows them to justify helping Republicans cut social program spending. But don't worry, Democrats are benevolent enough to only cut them by half of what the GOP would...
But back to my original point. You see how Obama played the austerity game? He bought right into it...
I hope you enjoyed today's bedtime story