Thread by @innocent

BREAKING BREAKFAST NEWS

57 problems but breakfast ain't one. We've teamed up with @HeinzUK to make some new smoothies that are perfect for the mornings.

Say hello to our new breakfast super smoothiez.

Of course it's real. Real tasty.

https://twitter.com/rashboosh/status/1314468499868340227?s=20

Yes. Yes it is.

https://twitter.com/twinkled/status/1314471872722075648?s=20

Surely yes.

https://twitter.com/booksmugglers/status/1314471567984914432?s=20

Obviously no eggs or bacon. That would be weird.

https://twitter.com/imwebgurl/status/1314469217027022853?s=20

Seems like a bit of an overreaction to an oaty smoothie.

https://twitter.com/badhippy/status/1314476318113882114?s=20

A heated smoothie? Gross. No thanks. They're cold and bold. Chilled and thrilled. Fridged and... cold.

https://twitter.com/alxciii/status/1314477288952606721?s=20

It's just an oat smoothie with a bit of cinnamon and some added vitamins, Becki.

https://twitter.com/THE_becki/status/1314481551154044929?s=20

Just some beans? JUST SOME BEANS? It's not "just some beans" Eleanor.

They're Heinz Beanz. They're the bèan de la bèan.

https://twitter.com/TheSingingBA/status/1314483008309792768?s=20

The people who aren't drinking cold oats with their breakfast.

https://twitter.com/GraceW_BM/status/1314506733306425346?s=20

"I just fancy drinking a bottle of beans for breakfast" said a large proportion of our focus group. "Maybe make an oaty smoothie with added vitamins, too?"

https://twitter.com/AndyBaxtrem/status/1314504181252788224?s=20

It's October 9th.

https://twitter.com/kusht_uk/status/1314496564157534208?s=20

Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any beanier.

https://twitter.com/sarahboggins/status/1314497815532507136?s=20

Yep, you're missing the bottle of oats just to the left of it.

https://twitter.com/SHOSKY1/status/1314554538603556864?s=20

Let's be honest, they both look tasty.

https://twitter.com/davidthomasgunn/status/1314561704488054784?s=20

Hoops aren't as breakfasty as beans or a blend of oats, apples and cinnamon.

https://twitter.com/214MinutesLong/status/1314576005177192448?s=20

Better or worse?

https://twitter.com/Specsavers/status/1314581428336824320?s=20

Well, the oats do add a bit of extra texture but yep, still a smoothie.

https://twitter.com/PaulWinstanley/status/1314607085309566976?s=20

Because we made it and we make smoothies.

https://twitter.com/rebecca_pawley/status/1314605935361495044?s=20

This bottle of beans is in the meal deal. The other 56 varieties aren't.

https://twitter.com/LauJane_/status/1314612664430141440

Bean smoothie, yes please

https://twitter.com/Jamesbmclaren/status/1314624283042295808

No the beans are technically a smoothie.

https://twitter.com/kneazlegirl/status/1314662392224247808