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We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It’s blue. It’s good for you. It’s blue. It’s made from apple, lime, guava, and coconut water. It's blue. It’s boosted with vitamins. It’s blue. It's the perfect subject for a Venn diagram.
Did we mention it's blue?
Did we mention it's blue?
It looks blue.
It is blue.
It's... B l u e . . . ?
Yes.
Looks blueish blue to be honest
Compromise: blue
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
(It ain't broke.)
(It ain't broke.)
No, it's blue.
Yes.
Andy, it's blue. The drink is more blue than the label and the label still blue.
No we can't.
It's more like blue, which you can argue is a type of blue. (blue)
Blue.
Blue.
101% blue..
It's a classic form of blue... It's called Blue.
If you haven't met Matias' nephew, he enjoys bananas, climbing the Empire State Building, and throwing barrels at Italian plumbers.
He's a donkey.
What's blue and weighs 375.32 grams?
Our new drink.
Our new drink.
Yes. Very.
Twice as much as you'd need to dress a whale in single denim.
It's blue, which in fact has got more blue than green.
defo blue our girl
It's healthy Dory blue.
Blue.
nah fam it's deffo blue
It's flippin' blue
Ugh see this is the thing. It's blue. Some people say blue is blue, others say it's blue. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_(Eng…
It's REALLY blue though, isn't it?
It's blue because by blue we mean blue.
This helps identify some colours that are not blue. Unlike our blue drink, which is blue.
When life gives you apples, lime, guava, coconut water, and vitamins, make a blue drink.
Philosophy professors: Is your new blue drink still blue in the dark?
Us: Yes.
Us: Yes.
You're just making up colours now. (It's blue.)
Have a proper gander. You'll see that it's blue.
Jade's in a meeting at the moment, would you like to leave a message?
Blue actually means blue so yes it is blue 💙💙
Looks just like Lee's jumper. One Lovely Shade Of Blue.
Well this is embarrassing. Really sorry Martyn, we should have said. It's blue.
Our Welsh is a bit rusty but we're pretty sure 'pathetic' means 'delicious blue drink'.
It is the blueiest bluest blue. Sorry mate.
Blue according to colour picker, note the high B in BBB scores.
Actually it's blue, probably something to do with blue drinks being blue.
We admit it. It's blue*.
*Blue.
*Blue.
It's blue, and you have lovely eyes.
Don't you start, Dulux. It's Blue 1 and you know it.
Our spectrophotometric analysis is as follows:
Blue.
Blue.
*whispers* IT'S MORE OF A BLUEY KIND OF BLUE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
It's blue.
If it were blue, it would match the obviously-blue label. Which it does, because it's blue.
If it were blue, it would match the obviously-blue label. Which it does, because it's blue.
We don't even know how to pronounce that. (It's blue darling.)
It's blue hun, give it permission x
Roses are red, violets are violet, that's why they're called violet, our drink is blue, that's why it's called blue, rhyming is hard, blue.
It sure as h*ck is blue.
Good question. Not sure.
This is what they call Blu(Blue)e
We've been through this. It's 101% blue.
Talk about deja blue.
Talk about deja blue.
Blue.
Absolutely not.
We have. Can confirm. Blue.
It is how Venn diagrams work, but ok
label - blue, blue drink - blue, hotel - red, on Mayfair which is - blue
We’ve made a new drink. It’s blue. It’s tasty. It's blue. It’s now apparently called Slurp for some reason. It's blue.
Things that are definitely, unquestionably blue:
Smurfs
The sky right now
Marge Simpson's hair
Elvis' suede shoes
Paul Hollywood's eyes
A bluebird in a Chelsea shirt
The early noughties pop band behind such hits as 'All Rise' and 'One Love'
Our new drink
Smurfs
The sky right now
Marge Simpson's hair
Elvis' suede shoes
Paul Hollywood's eyes
A bluebird in a Chelsea shirt
The early noughties pop band behind such hits as 'All Rise' and 'One Love'
Our new drink
Love the passion Chris, but it's blue.
Blue fan here , it's blue hun
Nah mate, know for a fact it's blue
..... it's blue tho
When they get cross, they see blue
It's really blue tho, we'll make your tweet public 😉
Is really no
A new blue drink for your meal deal @rachlawtonxx
it matches your blue jacket
Have a look at our new blue drink
It's blue like Oxford blue. Which is in fact blue.
preeeeety definitely 100% sure it's blue
Green is our favourite colour, but this drink is clearly blue
It's more of a drink
Hunz, it's a bit blue.
Blue. Blue is a bluish-blue colour. Our drink is a bluish-blue colour. Our drink is blue. Sorted.
Thanks for saying that but the first part kind of undermines everything we've been doing here.
Everything you say makes complete sense, except the part about it being green.
That's a solid shade of you're wrong, Luke.
If you mixed apple, lime, guava, coconut water and spirulina you would.
We know, right?
It's just blue.
Our blue drink is blue full stop
We probably should let this one slide, seeing as it's from a dog. But rules are rules, and blue drinks are blue.
A chair is just a very small table with a backrest. Not sure what this has to do with our blue drink though.
Defo a completely different drink, Rachel. We make many drinks. We even make a dairy free range now. It's great poured onto cereal, or crowbarred into tweets about our blue drink. Which is defo blue.
You started so well, but it all fell apart at the end.
Seb. Oh Seb. Sweet, naïve Seb. Sweet, naïve, wrong, Seb.
Looks nothing like Liam Gallagher's fashion label.
It is irregardlessly blue.
Not sure but could be the fact that it's blue.
After writing all these comments, the colour blue still looks completely normal so we're just gon say that this drink is in fact blue 💀
It's ridiculous the lengths some people will go to to argue about the colour of a drink. A delicious dark spring blue drink.
Should we tell her it's blue?
There are several reasons why we're not going to call it that.
This hurt.
Honestly expected better from Sherlock Holmes.
It's blue; both blue AND not green.
Matt's rumbled us.
Most companies: The customer is always right
Us: THE COLOUR OF THE DRINK IS RELEVANT BLAKE.
Us: THE COLOUR OF THE DRINK IS RELEVANT BLAKE.
Estuviste genial en Shrek 2.
We've mentioned it's blue over 300 times because it's flipping blue.
The white balance of the image is fine. Same goes for the blue balance of the drink.
Your surname is nearly Grey.
The grass is always bluer on the other side.
Velma is a brunette.
Did we mention we've made a new drink?
It's green.
It's green.
We'll just leave this here...
Introducing our new Head of Marketing, Duncan from Blue.
