In 2017, a man running the London marathon showed some of the most incredible sportsmanship ever.
We think it’s a story we all need to hear, as we wait for today’s announcements about #coronavirus restrictions.
It was April 2017 when runner David Wyeth was running the London marathon.
Just 300 metres from the end, his race was run. His legs had turned to jelly, and he was at the point of collapse.
After 26 miles of gruelling effort, he had longed to see the finish line – but, having turned the final corner, the sight of the last 300m seemed too much to bear.
Just as David looked doomed to fail, something truly remarkable happened.
Fellow runner Matthew Rees spotted him.
Rather than focusing on getting a good finishing time for himself, Matthew sacrificed the end of his own race to make sure that David finished.
Arm in arm, the two crossed the finish line together – without Matthew Rees’ selfless support, there is absolutely no way David Wyeth would have made it.
So why are we bothering to tell you this story on a Monday morning?
Most of us have just spent a weekend eating Maltesers and watching telly – is this a clumsy attempt to make a point about the benefits of running?
No! It’s a clumsy attempt to make a point about #coronavirus.
As you’ve all heard by now, we’re waiting to hear about what restrictions are going to put in place to tackle the rise in Covid-19 cases.
Much like David Wyeth, so many people are feeling absolutely tired of all of this, and are longing to see the finish line.
Crucially, though, we’re not finished yet.
The race is NOT run. We’re going to need a massive amount of support from each other, just like David did, but we can do this.
Matthew Rees sacrificed his good time to help somebody in need.
The reality is, we’re all going to have to do the same – good times will return for all of us, but for the time being we will have to just accept there will be some things we can’t do. Other people NEED us.
If we all work together, we will cross the finish line one day. Then we’ll be wrapped in a foil blanket and interviewed by Clare Balding.
Ok, maybe that’s where the metaphor stops working. Ignore that last bit.
You think the last few months have been monotonous for YOU? Well, let us tell you a story.
It’s about a church in Germany that has been playing the same piece of music WITHOUT STOPPING for two decades. #coronavirus#covid19
In 1987, composer John Cage wrote a piece of music –the catchingly titled ‘Organ² / ASLSP’ – and it contains an instruction that the piece should be played ‘as slowly as possible’.
Now, performances of the composition usually last around 70 minutes.
However, in the late 1990s, a mischievous group of incredibly-literal German people got together, and decided to play the piece PROPERLY.
From tomorrow, we’ll have to wear a face covering whenever we go into a shop.
Lately we’ve seen a lot of different methods for wearing a face covering.
Some great, some not so great.
So here are some notes on how NOT to wear one…
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‘The Bruce Forsyth’
It’s NOT nice to see this, to see this nice.
If we’re wearing a face covering it needs to be over our mouth and nose; clearly just on the chin is too far south on the face map.
The ‘Bane’
Don’t be a ‘super-villain’ by only wearing the covering over your mouth and not including your nose.
The best available scientific evidence says face coverings may reduce the spread of droplets but this is only when used correctly and both nose AND mouth are covered.
Pubs, bars and restaurants are re-opening this Saturday, and things will be quite different when they do.
Luckily, your dreams have come true: the local government is here to enjoy your night out with you!
Let’s do this.
First of all, we know what you’re thinking – you never thought you’d be having a night on the town with the local council.
Listen, we know how to let our hair down too! We like a raucous quarterly team meeting as much as the next person
We all know that the best part of ANY night out is the administrative planning beforehand, particularly if you make a binder full of your plans with colour-coded tabs.
We have a little thread for you that starts off cute, then gets VERY SERIOUS in the middle, and then ends up cute again. It's a real rollercoaster of emotions for a Wednesday lunchtime.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
😍 CUTE SECTION 1😍
We were made aware of a wonderful little guy called Grayson, who takes bin bags and a litter picker on his walks every day.
On one of these walks, Grayson came across some fly-tipping.
It's fair to say the sight of this dumped rubbish turned our 8 year-old hero in to a kind of miniature-Hulk.
We still need to keep our distance, but that minimum distance has been reduced from 2 metres to 1 metre, from 4th of July
But what does 1 metre actually look like?!
Luckily, we're here with some measuring systems that any Doncastrian learns as a child ⬇️
Anyone who grew up in Doncaster will know the undeniable glory of freshly-baked chocolate concrete and pink custard. Yes, really.
Little did we think that four trays of this beautiful stuff could one day help us save lives.
Lush. Full of life. Flourishing.
No, we're not just describing the beautiful Doncaster countryside - we're talking about the coiffed locks of Mr Kevin Keegan which defined a generation.
Imagine five of the bad boys, and keep that distance apart.